He Went Fishing, I Went Boating

[C2H4]

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides
to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to
take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her
book.


Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and
says, "Good morning, ma'am. What are you doing?"


"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?)"



"You are in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry,
officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading".



"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any
moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."



"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault", says the
woman.



"But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden.


"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start at any moment."



"Have a nice day ma'am", and he left.



Moral: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

[Happy]

hahaha tagam, mao diay nay taktik aron dili dakpan ug tresspassing heeh

[ms da binsi]

hahhahahaahhah tagam ,nag hilom2x ra sha sa tubig, gihilabtan gyud.ako nang suhiron, hahahhha

[slackware]

pwede man magbinayot ang warden as an excuse!

[ms da binsi]

bitaw no? ang mga straight dili man gud na sila makasuhid...