Ode To Creepy Guy

[Lorenzo]

by: messengerbird




Creepy guy, oh creepy guy
You think yourself sly
But I catch you lurking
Out the corner of mine eye
You plot to gain a closer proximity
But too well I know your game
Now please, stop uttering my name
I've come to despise it
You drove me so insane
Oh creepy guy, why can't you see?
Your constant grunts and groans
Are sickening to me
Do not stare at me so
With eyes full of longing
You're old, and it leaves my skin crawling
Oh creepy guy, when will you see?
I will never have sex with you
If that is your plea
You are just far too disturbing to me
And so I crown thee
The King of Creeps
More annoying than a mime
You both make children weep
Now I give you fair warning
Unbelievably creepy dude
Sneak up behind me just one more time
And you will quickly become
A new kind of fish food!

[Lorenzo]

tsk tsk, kini si messengerbird, murag, pseudo-victimized baji ni sija. kaluoy pood ni inday...

[Lorenzo]

moral of the story:

old men, don't try too hard with younger women who don't show any affection back...tsk tsk.

[Lorenzo]

creepy guy's response:



<li>Silently I stare at you
<li>You don't know I'm around
<li>I know where you've been
<li>I know where you are bound
<li>I know where you live
<li>I know where you sleep
<li>You don't even know me
<li>But my love for you runs deep
<li>I see you in my dreams
<li>I want me in your's too
<li>I want you to know ans love me
<li>But there is no way to tell you
<li>This is how it's going to be
<li>It will, and has never changed
<li>I'll continue to be your stalker
<li>Don't think that I'm deranged
<li>I love you but you'll never know
<li>Cuz I'm your silent stalker
<li>I'll continue watching you; well,
<li>Until I kill and find another...



source: http://www.angelfire.com/wv/labyrinth/creepypoems


hadlok'a pood ni da...scary creep!