Job at the FBI

Started by chicogon, April 20, 2011, 12:46:41 PM

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chicogon

April 20, 2011, 12:46:41 PM
The FBI had an opening for an assassin.

After all the background checks, interviews

And testing were done, there were 3 finalists;

Two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair...
Kill her!"

The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."

The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said.  'I had to beat him to death with the chair."


;D ;D

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jorgeanna

#1
April 20, 2011, 08:30:10 PM
mas isog og balatian diay ang mga baji.. women empowerment hehehehe
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bugsay

#2
April 20, 2011, 09:42:10 PM

mas isog og balatian diay ang mga baji.. women empowerment hehehehe

di pod tingale......basin ug dugay na'ng naglungotlungot ang asawa tungod sa binuhatan sa iyang bana...
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#3
April 20, 2011, 09:58:50 PM

Malagmit naay mga baje diris TB nga susama ani ang buhaton sa maong sitwasyon...
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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bugsay

#4
April 20, 2011, 10:06:44 PM

Malagmit naay mga baje diris TB nga susama ani ang buhaton sa maong sitwasyon...

ug basin duna po'y mga lalake diri sa TB nga angayan pod buhatan sa ingon....
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#5
April 20, 2011, 10:17:42 PM


ug basin duna po'y mga lalake diri sa TB nga angayan pod buhatan sa ingon....

He he, tig-ik man ang naigo...
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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bugsay

#6
April 20, 2011, 10:58:52 PM

He he, tig-ik man ang naigo...

palawhag lang basin ug naa gyud diay...
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#7
April 20, 2011, 11:09:51 PM


palawhag lang basin ug naa gyud diay...

Klarong naa pero di lang nato nganlan. Sabagay, daghang klaro sa uban pung kabuang, o kaha mao lang jud pud ang ilang natural...

Oops, mouna diay ko nimo, Bay Bugs, kay naluya ko sa akong pasyente ganiha... ;D
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bugsay

#8
April 20, 2011, 11:11:47 PM

Klarong naa pero di lang nato nganlan. Sabagay, daghang klaro sa uban pung kabuang, o kaha mao lang jud pud ang ilang natural...

Oops, mouna diay ko nimo, Bay Bugs, kay naluya ko sa akong pasyente ganiha... ;D

naibtan nag ngipon....
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islander

#9
April 21, 2011, 12:03:16 AM

unsa man?  nilampos mo sa inyong fbi job application?
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chicogon

#10
April 21, 2011, 02:19:45 AM

Malagmit naay mga baje diris TB nga susama ani ang buhaton sa maong sitwasyon...

Hmmmm nagpahipi lang diay...   ;D
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chicogon

#11
April 21, 2011, 02:21:35 AM

Oops, mouna diay ko nimo, Bay Bugs, kay naluya ko sa akong pasyente ganiha... ;D

O basin nanawag na si Misis?!! Dili FBI, pero NBI (Nanay Batasan Isog)  ;D ;D

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#12
April 21, 2011, 08:14:34 AM

He he, Ngil-ad Batasan Inday...
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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chicogon

#13
April 21, 2011, 10:33:26 AM

He he, Ngil-ad Batasan Inday...

Ayaw gyod bikla...   ajejejeje  :D
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