The Perfect Girl

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hubag bohol

March 21, 2011, 11:47:02 AM
A friend asked a gentleman how it is that he never married ? Replied the gentleman, "Well, I guess I just never met the right woman ... I guess I've been looking for the perfect girl." "Oh, come on now," said the friend, "Surely you have met at least on girl that you wanted to marry."

"Yes, there was one girl .. once. I guess she was the one perfect girl .. the only perfect girl I really ever met. She was just the right everything .. I really mean that she was the perfect girl for me." "Well, why didn't you marry her," asked the friend. "She was looking for the perfect man," he said.

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#1
March 21, 2011, 11:48:33 AM
This is what happened to Botoy... :P

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chicogon

#2
March 21, 2011, 12:06:28 PM
I tot Botoy was perfect.  :P
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#3
March 21, 2011, 12:44:30 PM
Perfect sa pagkahanggaw...

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#4
March 21, 2011, 01:17:23 PM
Weh? Wa pa diay kay asawa Bay Hubs? ;D
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#5
March 21, 2011, 01:25:23 PM

Weh? Wa pa diay kay asawa Bay Hubs? ;D

Alone and lonely tawon ang Botoy...

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#6
March 21, 2011, 01:32:14 PM

Alone and lonely tawon ang Botoy...



Bisan jamo ug bugas way midujog sa kamingaw? Tinuod ka Bay Hubs? O publicity ra ni? Hahahahaha. ;D
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#7
March 21, 2011, 01:38:43 PM

Bisan jamo ug bugas way midujog sa kamingaw? Tinuod ka Bay Hubs? O publicity ra ni? Hahahahaha. ;D

He he, di lang nato klarohon kay klaro na man para sa uban... ;D

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#8
March 21, 2011, 01:40:59 PM

Bisan jamo ug bugas way midujog sa kamingaw? Tinuod ka Bay Hubs? O publicity ra ni? Hahahahaha. ;D

Aw, posible diay ni nga pang TV ratings ra?  ;D
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#9
March 21, 2011, 01:46:30 PM
Maohon jud. Di na lamang ko magsaba kay basin mabuking nis Baker King. ;D
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#10
March 21, 2011, 01:49:45 PM
;D Bwahaha! (Lonely old man laughing.)
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#11
March 22, 2011, 11:58:40 AM
 ;D..katuhuan-dili ha?...fact or fiction..pili lang mo dinha
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#12
March 22, 2011, 12:12:07 PM
He he, maayo ning papilion lang para way mahay... ;D

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#13
March 22, 2011, 03:09:24 PM
Mao na kini karon ang pilosopiya ni Botoy:





:P

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#14
March 22, 2011, 07:03:13 PM

Alone and lonely tawon ang Botoy...



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"Imperfection is beauty,
madness is genius
& it’s better to be
absolutely ridiculous
than absolutely boring"  ~ Marilyn Monroe

Kerstin

#15
March 22, 2011, 07:04:25 PM

Maohon jud. Di na lamang ko magsaba kay basin mabuking nis Baker King. ;D

wa pa makita ang pina ka nindot nga burger king? LOL
"Imperfection is beauty,
madness is genius
& it’s better to be
absolutely ridiculous
than absolutely boring"  ~ Marilyn Monroe

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#16
March 22, 2011, 07:21:07 PM
Samot kog ka-lonely ani kay wa na ko kasabot sa manorya diri...  :'(

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#17
March 22, 2011, 07:24:43 PM

Samot kog ka-lonely ani kay wa na ko kasabot sa manorya diri...  :'(



sakay lang sa unos sa katalagman,kay ugma damlag makita mo ang hari nga nagbahag..! hakhak har har
"Imperfection is beauty,
madness is genius
& it’s better to be
absolutely ridiculous
than absolutely boring"  ~ Marilyn Monroe

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#18
March 22, 2011, 07:27:19 PM
Maglisod kog sakay sa unos kay naanad ko nga sa huyuhoy gianod-anod...

...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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#19
March 22, 2011, 07:58:44 PM

Maglisod kog sakay sa unos kay naanad ko nga sa huyuhoy gianod-anod...



panukad ug panggunit pod kay inig hapak sa amihan binalosan sa habagat..matikay ob nya yapon ka..! LOL
"Imperfection is beauty,
madness is genius
& it’s better to be
absolutely ridiculous
than absolutely boring"  ~ Marilyn Monroe

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#20
March 22, 2011, 08:09:34 PM
Aw, isipti lang ang bunal aron dili mapanggos... ;D

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#21
March 22, 2011, 08:27:30 PM
bahalag mapanggos ang bugsay basta kayng perfek gurl gid haw?
"Imperfection is beauty,
madness is genius
& it’s better to be
absolutely ridiculous
than absolutely boring"  ~ Marilyn Monroe

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#22
March 22, 2011, 08:35:50 PM
Sakto, kay OK ra sa perfect girl nga panggos ang bugsay--bisan gani panggos ang sakayan... ;D

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#23
March 22, 2011, 08:55:35 PM

Sakto, kay OK ra sa perfect girl nga panggos ang bugsay--bisan gani panggos ang sakayan... ;D



and now...they found their perfect match..! ariba kapitan..!
"Imperfection is beauty,
madness is genius
& it’s better to be
absolutely ridiculous
than absolutely boring"  ~ Marilyn Monroe

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#24
March 22, 2011, 09:07:46 PM
He he, makat-on man lang gud ta sa available love stories... ;D

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#25
March 22, 2011, 09:23:28 PM

He he, makat-on man lang gud ta sa available love stories... ;D



love stories, under category..talk of the town,,walang katumbas..!
"Imperfection is beauty,
madness is genius
& it’s better to be
absolutely ridiculous
than absolutely boring"  ~ Marilyn Monroe

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#26
March 22, 2011, 09:27:31 PM
Mao ba? Ako diayng subayon...


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#27
March 22, 2011, 09:54:24 PM

Mao ba? Ako diayng subayon...




ma talk of the town gyod ka
basta maghimo pod kag dynasti ba
aron masuhid pod namo imo kin stori
makatoud na gyod mi sa imo asinda nga usa ka luwang..hikhek
"Imperfection is beauty,
madness is genius
& it’s better to be
absolutely ridiculous
than absolutely boring"  ~ Marilyn Monroe

hubag bohol

#28
March 22, 2011, 10:05:28 PM
Bitaw, di jud ta katumbas
Sa kangilo ug kahilas
Sa kanus-a pa motang-on
Nga gatubod nga pangangkon...

;D

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#29
March 22, 2011, 10:13:07 PM

Bitaw, di jud ta katumbas
Sa kangilo ug kahilas
Sa kanus-a pa motang-on
Nga gatubod nga pangangkon...

;D



nakatoud na ka sa lot sa imo dinasti?
hala pagtukod pod sang ginhariang ya?
tell us your ninono haw?
"Imperfection is beauty,
madness is genius
& it’s better to be
absolutely ridiculous
than absolutely boring"  ~ Marilyn Monroe

hubag bohol

#30
March 22, 2011, 10:24:02 PM
He he, mouna lang ko nimo, Kerst. Matulog ko aron magdamgo og gingharian sa landong sa habog nga kamaisan daplin sa dagat diin nagpunsisok ang kinalamiang bulinaw sa tibuok kalibotan...

;D

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#31
March 22, 2011, 10:34:41 PM

He he, mouna lang ko nimo, Kerst. Matulog ko aron magdamgo og gingharian sa landong sa habog nga kamaisan daplin sa dagat diin nagpunsisok ang kinalamiang bulinaw sa tibuok kalibotan...

;D



okidoki basta kinilaw na hisgotang..malokmoy gid sang kaunoran ko ya..
"Imperfection is beauty,
madness is genius
& it’s better to be
absolutely ridiculous
than absolutely boring"  ~ Marilyn Monroe

Lorenzo

#32
March 23, 2011, 02:37:04 AM

estoyahee manang whihihi

lol @ "estoryaheeee"

murag naka hinumdum ko sa mga tiguls sa Valencia just prior to starting their 'chismiss ratatat'.
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#33
March 23, 2011, 03:00:10 PM

okidoki basta kinilaw na hisgotang..malokmoy gid sang kaunoran ko ya..

Abaw mahilig kagid sang kinilaw haw, kung manugkaom ka makasyagit ka hang aliluya ya...

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