Why Women Cry

[C2H4]

A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a
woman," she told him.

"I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said,
"And you never will."

Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry
for no reason?"

"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.

The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.

Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone he
asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?"

God said:

"When I made the woman she had to be special.

I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world,
yet gentle enough to give comfort.

I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth, and the rejection
that many times comes from her children.

I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone
else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and
fatigue without complaining.

I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all
circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly.

I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and
fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.

I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife,
but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside
him unfalteringly.

And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to
use whenever it is needed."

"You see my son," said God, "the beauty of a woman is not in the
clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs
her hair.

The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the
doorway to her heart -- the place where love resides."

[Mari]

im such a cry baby. i get strength from it.

feel person sad ko, storya palang gani hilak nako.

[asianfairy]

Beautiful, Ms C2H4.

lucky ta kaayong mga babaye kay kita ay magbuntis ug manganak. Bisan sakit iutong..way makatupong sa imong kalipay bation inig kakita nimo sa imong first child.

[Happy]

C2, pagka-anindot aning mga pulunga..

ako ko jud ning e print...

salamat sa pagpa-ambit

[slackware]

wala bay male version ani? why do men cry?

[Happy]

hahaha, wala lang ghost oi kay basin mapadulong na unya kuno pud sa imong pagka-virgin

[slackware]

ikaw happy...wala na baya ko nag discuss ana, imo jud ko pahinumduman!

[Happy]

hahaha, ok zip my mouth nako

[jaja]

hilakon sd kau ko plus louran pa gyud.....

[Mari]

wala bay male version ani? why do men cry?

why do you think Hajji? i think men are to scared to cry because they think it will make them less of a man.. isnt it?

[Mari]

i have high regards on men who are strong enough to cry

[slackware]

why do you think Hajji? i think men are to scared to cry because they think it will make them less of a man.. isnt it?

lahi man ko mari kay everytime mahubog ko pag-ayo kay mohilak man ko! kun magsugod na gani ug tulo akong luha, lumba na panagan akong mga kainoman kay mang gukod naman kog sundang! eheheheh

[Mari]

lahi man ko mari kay everytime mahubog ko pag-ayo kay mohilak man ko! kun magsugod na gani ug tulo akong luha, lumba na panagan akong mga kainoman kay mang gukod naman kog sundang! eheheheh

aguy lahi manang storyaha Haj oy. fake mana nga luha, dina ra sa kahubog

[slackware]

aguy lahi manang storyaha Haj oy. fake mana nga luha, dina ra sa kahubog

di jud kalikayan mag emote jud ko basta mahubog...ma recall mga sakit na kagahapon!

[hazel]

i have high regards on men who are strong enough to cry

same here...

[ben]

I find crying to be very disconcerting.
Sometimes I ask why, but sometimes I just ignore it since I will not get a meaningful answer.  Both of these things are probably the wrong approach - but is there a right one?

[hubag bohol]

lahi man ko mari kay everytime mahubog ko pag-ayo kay mohilak man ko! kun magsugod na gani ug tulo akong luha, lumba na panagan akong mga kainoman kay mang gukod naman kog sundang! eheheheh

Bwahaha! Kon mohilak imong asawa, Bay Slack, tungab dayon aron mag-duet mo! 

[luckybelle]

A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a
woman," she told him.

"I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said,
"And you never will."

Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry
for no reason?"

"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.

The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.

Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone he
asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?"

God said:

"When I made the woman she had to be special.

I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world,
yet gentle enough to give comfort.

I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth, and the rejection
that many times comes from her children.

I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone
else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and
fatigue without complaining.

I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all
circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly.

I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and
fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.

I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife,
but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside
him unfalteringly.

And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to
use whenever it is needed."

"You see my son," said God, "the beauty of a woman is not in the
clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs
her hair.

The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the
doorway to her heart -- the place where love resides."

I soooooooooo love this... patekret man na cry...harhar 

[hubag bohol]

I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife,
but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside
him unfalteringly.

Ang buot ba ipasabot ani nga usa sa mga paagi to test "her strengths and her resolve to stand beside
him unfalteringly" mao nga kulatahon pud panagsa?

[statesville]

Ang buot ba ipasabot ani nga usa sa mga paagi to test "her strengths and her resolve to stand beside
him unfalteringly" mao nga kulatahon pud panagsa?

, aguy, kasakit ba anang kumo...

[hubag bohol]

, aguy, kasakit ba anang kumo...

Di lang kay hilak, danguyngoy ang dangatan...

[islander]

if i'm not mistaken, this piece is erma bombeck's.  she has also written a version for men.  that puts both men and women on the same footing when it comes to emoting.  this means that, in keeping with bai hubag's statement, di lang asawa ang makulatahan.  naa poy mga bana nga kulatado, eh? 

[hubag bohol]

if i'm not mistaken, this piece is erma bombeck's.  she has also written a version for men.  that puts both men and women on the same footing when it comes to emoting.  this means that, in keeping with bai hubag's statement, di lang asawa ang makulatahan.  naa poy mga bana nga kulatado, eh? 

He he, at least exempted ko ani... Bay Bugsay, tubaga ang mapangahasong pangutana... 

[cujo]

Women cried too when they are really,really ,really mad.

[hubag bohol]

Women cried too when they are really,really ,really mad.

When do women become really, really mad?
Is it when their men are really, really bad?

[islander]

He he, at least exempted ko ani... Bay Bugsay, tubaga ang mapangahasong pangutana... 

wa pa motubag imong igsu ay.  either wa pa to kabasa o gahupay-hupay pa sa iyang mga bun-og.

[hubag bohol]

wa pa motubag imong igsu ay.  either wa pa to kabasa o gahupay-hupay pa sa iyang mga bun-og.

Oi, naa diay tigkulata si Bay Bugsay sa China? Hmm...sadistang silingana... 

[islander]

When do women become really, really mad?
Is it when their men are really, really bad?

yes, because when men are really, really bad
it turns women from glad to really, really sad.

[islander]

Oi, naa diay tigkulata si Bay Bugsay sa China? Hmm...sadistang silingana... 

wa lang ta kahibawo unsay mga tekret anang imong igsu, you know...

[hubag bohol]

wa lang ta kahibawo unsay mga tekret anang imong igsu, you know...

Hmm, ligdong man tan-awon, humble, dili kokakero...

[cujo]

When do women become really, really mad?
Is it when their men are really, really bad?

Frustration sometimes ,not just from men,although men are stubborn !

[hubag bohol]

Frustration sometimes ,not just from men,although men are stubborn !

Frustration? Hmm, perhaps one should expect less from the world in general--and in particular, from individuals known to be stubborn!

[cujo]

Frustration? Hmm, perhaps one should expect less from the world in general--and in particular, from individuals known to be stubborn!

Maybe...but some things should not be settle in anything less,as for stubborn individuals, used reverse psychology it usually works !

[hubag bohol]

Maybe...but some things should not be settle in anything less,as for stubborn individuals, used reverse psychology it usually works !

Ah, having succeeded in THAT department of life, you should know... 

[islander]

reverse?  some may take that as using reverse to run over stubborn individuals instead of driving forward.  as for me, reverse is when i hit the feet with a frying pan instead of the head... 

[hubag bohol]

reverse?  some may take that as using reverse to run over stubborn individuals instead of driving forward.  as for me, reverse is when i hit the feet with a frying pan instead of the head... 

Looks like you also have succeeded in THAT department, Ms. Isle, so you must know, too. Hmm, maybe one wife's poison in another wife's drink...

[cujo]

Ah, having succeeded in THAT department of life, you should know... 

Not all the time...After all these years he's too smart for that !.I am just one lucky woman who found a good one.

[hubag bohol]

Not all the time...After all these years he's too smart for that !.I am just one lucky woman who found a good one.

Ah, someone both smart and good. Hmm, you're lucky indeed. I'm something like that, though I'd say I'm less of smart and more of good... 

[cujo]

though I'd say I'm less of smart

Humble...

[Lorenzo]

A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a
woman," she told him.

"I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said,
"And you never will."

Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry
for no reason?"

"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.

The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.

Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone he
asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?"

God said:

"When I made the woman she had to be special.

I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world,
yet gentle enough to give comfort.

I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth, and the rejection
that many times comes from her children.

I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone
else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and
fatigue without complaining.

I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all
circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly.

I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and
fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.

I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife,
but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside
him unfalteringly.

And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to
use whenever it is needed."

"You see my son," said God, "the beauty of a woman is not in the
clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs
her hair.

The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the
doorway to her heart -- the place where love resides."

i dont like seeing women cry. because it makes me cry.

[hubag bohol]

Hmm... The Crying Game. Which, in turn, reminds us of The Frog and the Scorpion...