Your not so funny joke for the day ...

[Mulligan]

Wife.................:   Honey, I think you wear our wedding ring on the wrong finger !

Husband............:   It's okay, I married a wrong patner anyway.   

[jorgeanna]

Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch today..
Cook: There is.
Fred: No, there isn't. There's only cheese pie.
Cook: You can choose to eat it or leave it.

[jorgeanna]

The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "I've found a woman just like mother! " His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy? "

[taga tigbao]

Boy: Tumangkad ka ba?

Girl: Bakit?

Boy: Kasi kanina andito ka lang sa balikat ko, pero ngayon andito ka na sa isip ko.