Mental Asylum

Started by hubag bohol, January 22, 2011, 06:46:45 PM

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hubag bohol

During a trip to the mental asylum, a medical student asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the medical student. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. So, do you want a bed near the window?"


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hubag bohol

He he, burag sayop baya ang Director. Lahi ra man ang bugo ug boang...
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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luckybelle


He he, burag sayop baya ang Director. Lahi ra man ang bugo ug boang...


Basin sab... basin nakalimot lang tahon ang studyante na may plug... or wala lang jud pud kabalo (kani harhar, medical student, as in?)  ;D
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hubag bohol



Basin sab... basin nakalimot lang tahon ang studyante na may plug... or wala lang jud pud kabalo (kani harhar, medical student, as in?)  ;D

Basin wala lang sa isip ang sagot, due to lack of sleep kay nasobrahan ang pagyampungad sa social networking sites...  ;D
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hubag bohol



Basin sab... basin nakalimot lang tahon ang studyante na may plug... or wala lang jud pud kabalo (kani harhar, medical student, as in?)  ;D

He he, hinuon, it can happen nga naay bugo na, boang pa.
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