How do you know when you’re dead?

[Vistabel]

i need to know, how ?

[islander]

una sa tanan, di na ka moginhawa.  ingon ani--->

[Vistabel]

una sa tanan, di na ka moginhawa.  ingon ani--->

salamat ma'am Isl sa naicontribute mong experinsya bahin nianang butanga.   

[cujo]

i need to know, how ?

When you see all your dead friends and relatives in a place where God put you... and you can say holy guacamole I'm dead.

[Vistabel]

When you see all your dead friends and relatives in a place where God put you... and you can say holy guacamole I'm dead.

ma'am oi, simbako.

[chicogon]

i need to know, how ?

Sayon ra na mahibaw-an oi... di ka ka attend sa sa misa ug sa lubong mismo 

[bol-anon quo nyur!]

Sayon ra na mahibaw-an oi... di ka ka attend sa sa misa ug sa lubong mismo 

bwahahaha!!! PASAY- LOA! PASAY- LOA! ginoo siya PASAY-LOA

[Lorenzo]

i need to know, how ?

how do you know when you're alive?

[hubag bohol]

ma'am oi, simbako.

Aw, di pa diay ka andam, Bay Vist, mao mas maayo tingali nga di na lang ka mahibawo.

He he, morag parehas ka sa ikatulo aning mga tawhana...


After dying in a car crash, three friends go to Heaven for orientation. They are all asked the same question, "When you're lying in your casket, and friends and family are mourning over you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"

The first guy immediately responds, "I would like to hear them say that I was one of the great doctors of my time, and a great family man."

The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in the children of tomorrow."

The last guy thinks for a moment, and then replies, "I guess I'd like to hear them say, 'Look, he's moving!'"

[statesville]

When your heart stop beating,  your entire  skin color turned  purple/cyanotic
your  pupils dilated, mouth open but no voice heard, no respiration, generalized mottling,
your body becomes stiff as a board and the doctor had pronounced you "expired!"...
 
 

[hubag bohol]

When your heart stop beating,  your entire  skin color turned  purple/cyanotic
your  pupils dilated, mouth open but no voice heard, no respiration, generalized mottling,
your body becomes stiff as a board and the doctor had pronounced you "expired!"...
 

Nah, samot nga makuyawan ani si Bay Vist! 

[cujo]

ma'am oi, simbako.

Bless your heart Vistabel.Simbako pod.