Do Women Need Men?

[Vito Andoline]

Para sa kalag-kalag?

basin  ipatong sa pantiyon

[hubag bohol]

basin  ipatong sa pantiyon

Dayon kan-on sa mga kalag nga buhi...

[Vito Andoline]

Dayon kan-on sa mga kalag nga buhi...

sakto bai..kanang kalag na murag  sirok

[hubag bohol]

sakto bai..kanang kalag na murag  sirok

He he, magpunsisok ra ba nang mga kalaga labi nag naa puy ilimnon...

[Vito Andoline]

He he, magpunsisok ra ba nang mga kalaga labi nag naa puy ilimnon...

mas kuyaw ang kalag na bu hi  kay lihokan ug kiriwan

[hubag bohol]

mas kuyaw ang kalag na bu hi  kay lihokan ug kiriwan

He he, magmaoy pa jud kon masobrahan sa libreng laklak... 

[Vito Andoline]

He he, magmaoy pa jud kon masobrahan sa libreng laklak... 

mangout pa jud gamit ang tudlo

[hubag bohol]

mangout pa jud gamit ang tudlo

Naa diay kuot-kuot ning kalag-kalag bay.

[Vito Andoline]

Naa diay kuot-kuot ning kalag-kalag bay.

naa siguro bai..mangapkap

[hubag bohol]

naa siguro bai..mangapkap

He he, naa ba kaha roy biktima nga mopaambit sa iyang naagian...

[Vito Andoline]

He he, naa ba kaha roy biktima nga mopaambit sa iyang naagian...

mangutana ta ni  LB bai..

[hubag bohol]

mangutana ta ni  LB bai..

Burag natug na bay

[luckybelle]

Burag natug na bay

Do Women Need Men?

I'm not convinced, pwede pakirephrase sa "Q"
I love men, I got four...








brothers 


Bitaw naglabad ako kutaw ani na "Q"

[Lorenzo]

The relationship between man and woman.


Does a dog need to wag his tail?
Does a cat feel the need to purr?
Is sex complete with the culmination of an orgasm?
Is a kiss complete with French technique?
Is there a smile on your face when you see a big paycheck?
Are insects drawn to light on a dark night?

[luckybelle]

The relationship between man and woman.


Does a dog need to wag his tail?
Does a cat feel the need to purr?
Is sex complete with the culmination of an orgasm?
Is a kiss complete with French technique?
Is there a smile on your face when you see a big paycheck?
Are insects drawn to light on a dark night?

   

[Vito Andoline]

Burag natug na bay

makatug kaha to na  ga siga pa man ang mata...

[Lorenzo]

   

Ha ha ha ha

[luckybelle]

makatug kaha to na  ga siga pa man ang mata...

ingon ani  ?

[Lorenzo]

A woman needs a man:

Just as a full body massage needs oil
Just as rice needs water in order to be cooked
Just as a drunk needs alcohol to sip upon

A man needs a woman:

just as a cat needs to visit the litter box
just as a truck driver needs a truck
just as a lover needs the human touch

[luckybelle]

A woman needs a man:

Just as a full body massage needs oil
Just as rice needs water in order to be cooked
Just as a drunk needs alcohol to sip upon

A man needs a woman:

just as a cat needs to visit the litter box
just as a truck driver needs a truck
just as a lover needs the human touch

Hmmm...  ____________________________________________________  _____________________ !

[Lorenzo]

Haiku of a speechless woman



Her lips are so crossed
Her face spaced between the lines
Her reaction daunting

[luckybelle]

Haiku of a speechless woman



Her lips are so crossed
Her face spaced between the lines
Her reaction daunting

[islander]

kun ibase lang nako sa hulagway sa sinugdanan ani nga thread, wa gyod tuod kinahanglana ang lalaki sa babaye.

[Vito Andoline]

kun ibase lang nako sa hulagway sa sinugdanan ani nga thread, wa gyod tuod kinahanglana ang lalaki sa babaye.

sumangil man ka...

[islander]

kun ibase nako sa dagan ani nga thread, labi na pag-abot sa haiku ni lorenz, arang gajud, gikinahanglan gyod kaayo ni babaye ang lalaki.  lalim ba kag kining pagkinahanglana parehag iring nga kinahanglan moadtog kalibangan?  wa pa hinoon ko makakita ug lalaki nga morag nawong ug kalibangan ug iring.   

[islander]

sumangil man ka...

unsay ako kun di ka mopatoo... maayog maigo ko anang imong armas de fuego sa imong avatar, di man.

[Vito Andoline]

unsay ako kun di ka mopatoo... maayog maigo ko anang imong armas de fuego sa imong avatar, di man.

aw lihay jud daan...

kung wa ka nagkinahanglan ug laki di ta ka naminyo ron...hahahaha

[islander]

aw lihay jud daan...

kung wa ka nagkinahanglan ug laki di ta ka naminyo ron...hahahaha

wa ba nimo mahuna-hunai nga may puruhan nga naminyo ko kay nagkinahanglan akong bana ug babaye? 

[Vito Andoline]

wa ba nimo mahuna-hunai nga may puruhan nga naminyo ko kay nagkinahanglan akong bana ug babaye? 

hahaha,..gipakatawa mo ako...

si bay hubs ra ang mutubag ani para nimo

[luckybelle]

Do Women Need Men?

I don't like this "Q", it's like men are just some sort of tools and nothing more... no emotions, feelings and the like... such an insult to women's opposite...

[islander]

hahaha,..gipakatawa mo ako...

si bay hubs ra ang mutubag ani para nimo

magpalaban ba diay ta...  o, asa na man nang imong migo?  niatras na man lagi.

[Vito Andoline]

magpalaban ba diay ta...  o, asa na man nang imong migo?  niatras na man lagi.

gipangandaman pa ka ug maayo aron di makapangos pangos to

[Lorenzo]

Question: Do women need men?



Answer:

[luckybelle]

Dili kaha

[Lorenzo]

di ko mo angay ana. dili pood fair sa usang baje.

instead of 2 on 1, kuan na lang, 1 on 1.

mas nindot, mas maayo pa! hehehe

[luckybelle]

di ko mo angay ana. dili pood fair sa usang baje.

instead of 2 on 1, kuan na lang, 1 on 1.

mas nindot, mas maayo pa! hehehe

Ajejejeje 

Kini kaha

[Lorenzo]

Ajejejeje 

Kini kaha

kana! fan ko ana!

[cj bahan]

don't be too harsh naman on men, my dear!!! truth is, one cannot live without the other, right?  God created both of them to co-exist as co-equals.  Life won't be the same without the other.  good day!!
0916-9107756

[Lorenzo]

don't be too harsh naman on men, my dear!!! truth is, one cannot live without the other, right?  God created both of them to co-exist as co-equals.  Life won't be the same without the other.  good day!!
0916-9107756

For sure, for sure! No life at all. hehehe! 

[luckybelle]

don't be too harsh naman on men, my dear!!! truth is, one cannot live without the other, right?  God created both of them to co-exist as co-equals.  Life won't be the same without the other.  good day!!
0916-9107756

Naa jud contact number ha... in case naa mopalargz... ajejejeje  

[cj bahan]

pardon me for that... it's just i was born here in manila na but my parents - my father especially, is from g-hernandez, bohol.  my mom is from cebu.  i've been trying to contact my relatives at g-hernandez to no avail. was just hoping that someone out here may be able to help me out.  my family name's BAHAN.  they're from east lungsod-daan, g-hernandez, bohol.  will appreciate it if you can help me look for any possible relatives i still know out there.  thanks!!!

[luckybelle]

pardon me for that... it's just i was born here in manila na but my parents - my father especially, is from g-hernandez, bohol.  my mom is from cebu.  i've been trying to contact my relatives at g-hernandez to no avail. was just hoping that someone out here may be able to help me out.  my family name's BAHAN.  they're from east lungsod-daan, g-hernandez, bohol.  will appreciate it if you can help me look for any possible relatives i still know out there.  thanks!!!

If it is possible, why not visit G-Hernandez, Bohol
I'm sure makakita ka ug clues didto.

[buwadsanga]

i need a woman.......ever.....

[luckybelle]

i need a woman.......ever.....

Ever jud ha? 

[taga tigbao]

Women need Men, just as Men need Women. The feeling is mutual and the urge is parallel.

[hubag bohol]

Women need Men, just as Men need Women. The feeling is mutual and the urge is parallel.

Hmm. Parallel? Dili perpendicular? 

[islander]

tingalig ang ipasabot ni tigs horizontal.  pero kuyawa sa 'urge' uy.

[Lorenzo]

Women need Men, just as Men need Women. The feeling is mutual and the urge is parallel.

[Scarb]

tingalig ang ipasabot ni tigs horizontal.  pero kuyawa sa 'urge' uy.

horizontal then diagonal then straight dayon ..ma parallel na ..butangi..! 

[islander]

horizontal then diagonal then straight dayon ..ma parallel na ..butangi..! 

hehe, adto man kaha ni nga thread padulong sa isosceles triangle...

[luckybelle]

hehe, adto man kaha ni nga thread padulong sa isosceles triangle...

Hehehe... dili obtuse

[hubag bohol]

hehe, adto man kaha ni nga thread padulong sa isosceles triangle...

Mao ni ang triangle nga padulngan...

[Scarb]

hehe, adto man kaha ni nga thread padulong sa isosceles triangle...

hangtud ma diamond..talinis izig ka tzomoy..!