Should you trust your best friend?

[hubag bohol]

A man decided to march in the Holy Crusades. Concluding that his wife should wear a chastity belt while he is gone, he locks up her nether regions and gives the key to his best friend.

He tells him, "If I do not return within four years, unlock my wife and set her free to live a normal life."

So, the husband leaves on horseback and about a half hour later, he sees a cloud of dust behind him. He waits for it to come closer and sees his best friend.

"What's wrong?" he asks.

"You gave me the wrong key!"

[Scarb]

 yatap§..! naa juy mag alingazä ana ron bugto fah..!

[hubag bohol]

yatap§..! naa juy mag alingazä ana ron bugto fah..!

Mag-alingasa kay naay asawang gibilin? 

[Scarb]

Mag-alingasa kay naay asawang gibilin? 

Dli ang gibilin maoy mag aliwaroz tali ky tiaw bay malibon ky wlay tighagbaz? agoizt..

[hubag bohol]

Dli ang gibilin maoy mag aliwaroz tali ky tiaw bay malibon ky wlay tighagbaz? agoizt..

Delikado diay nga himoong kampo sa mga tungaw... 

[chicogon]

A man decided to march in the Holy Crusades. Concluding that his wife should wear a chastity belt while he is gone, he locks up her nether regions and gives the key to his best friend.

He tells him, "If I do not return within four years, unlock my wife and set her free to live a normal life."

So, the husband leaves on horseback and about a half hour later, he sees a cloud of dust behind him. He waits for it to come closer and sees his best friend.

"What's wrong?" he asks.

"You gave me the wrong key!"

Bwahahaha... wa kahuwat ug 4 years... 4 seconds ra jud!!! 

[Scarb]

Delikado diay nga himoong kampo sa mga tungaw...  

morag dli jud na mahitabo ky igo pa lang mitalikod sa gabilin..gi testingan naman ang yawe dayon..toink§-butangi..!

[vrglguapo]

A man decided to march in the Holy Crusades. Concluding that his wife should wear a chastity belt while he is gone, he locks up her nether regions and gives the key to his best friend.

He tells him, "If I do not return within four years, unlock my wife and set her free to live a normal life."

So, the husband leaves on horseback and about a half hour later, he sees a cloud of dust behind him. He waits for it to come closer and sees his best friend.

"What's wrong?" he asks.

"You gave me the wrong key!"

I don't trust my best friends when it comes to women,,And i fell they don't trust me too..

[hubag bohol]

I don't trust my best friends when it comes to women,,And i fell they don't trust me too..

Bitaw, dili angay iapil ang kauyaban sa trust-trust sa mga amigo... 

[mistyeyed]

Bitaw, dili angay iapil ang kauyaban sa trust-trust sa mga amigo... 

Hahaha,Korek,ako classmate sa highschool sayo namenyo ug seaman,tungod sa chocolate nga sigeg padala sa iyang bestfriend everytime mo naug sa barko,ang asawa na develop hinuon sa iyang best friend.. ..But dili tanan oi,gitawag na gud na nimo ug best friend,so ni trust naka..

[cujo]

A man decided to march in the Holy Crusades. Concluding that his wife should wear a chastity belt while he is gone, he locks up her nether regions and gives the key to his best friend.

He tells him, "If I do not return within four years, unlock my wife and set her free to live a normal life."

So, the husband leaves on horseback and about a half hour later, he sees a cloud of dust behind him. He waits for it to come closer and sees his best friend.

"What's wrong?" he asks.

"You gave me the wrong key!"

Curiosity killed the cat.

[islander]

morag dli jud na mahitabo ky igo pa lang mitalikod sa gabilin..gi testingan naman ang yawe dayon..toink§-butangi..!

way sala ang inosente.  gusto lang tawon tingali niyang makit-an kun unsay gipriso sa puthaw kay ma-tetanus unya.

[ms da binsi]

A man decided to march in the Holy Crusades. Concluding that his wife should wear a chastity belt while he is gone, he locks up her nether regions and gives the key to his best friend.

He tells him, "If I do not return within four years, unlock my wife and set her free to live a normal life."

So, the husband leaves on horseback and about a half hour later, he sees a cloud of dust behind him. He waits for it to come closer and sees his best friend.

"What's wrong?" he asks.

"You gave me the wrong key!"

unya agi sa ka danghag sa nagkupot sa yabe unya nahulog sa manhole sa NYC??? unsaon naman lang???

[hubag bohol]

way sala ang inosente.  gusto lang tawon tingali niyang makit-an kun unsay gipriso sa puthaw kay ma-tetanus unya.

Bitaw, kon ako ang best friend ablihan dayon naho, oi, kay luoy tawon ang baje, very uncomfortable. Manggiluluy-on ra gud ta. Pero dili nako hilabtan...

(Pero kon ang baje maoy mohangyo, aw, sa gikaingon ko na, manggiluluy-on ra gud ta...) 

[luckybelle]

Bitaw, kon ako ang best friend ablihan dayon naho, oi, kay luoy tawon ang baje, very uncomfortable. Manggiluluy-on ra gud ta. Pero dili nako hilabtan...

(Pero kon ang baje maoy mohangyo, aw, sa gikaingon ko na, manggiluluy-on ra gud ta...) 

Bwahahahaha...butangi!

Sakto sab ka bay... mapuot nya ang baho-baho...bwahahaha

[jorgeanna]

seryoso kaayo ang title sa thread hahahaha

[luckybelle]

 

[wolfpack823]

Bitaw, kon ako ang best friend ablihan dayon naho, oi, kay luoy tawon ang baje, very uncomfortable. Manggiluluy-on ra gud ta. Pero dili nako hilabtan...

(Pero kon ang baje maoy mohangyo, aw, sa gikaingon ko na, manggiluluy-on ra gud ta...) 

Ug manggihatagon..

[chicogon]

Ug manggihatagon..

Ug maabi-abihon pod hahahaha!!! 

[luckybelle]

 

[wolfpack823]

I do, she is always there for me, I will always be there for her.

[luckybelle]

There is one best friend who never fails me
His name is Jesus.

So yes, I trust my BEST FRIEND

[hubag bohol]

Bwahahahaha...butangi!

Sakto sab ka bay... mapuot nya ang baho-baho...bwahahaha

Bitaw. Manimaho man gani bisan way chastity belt...

[hubag bohol]

Ug manggihatagon..

Ihatag man gani bisan wala pangayoa... 

[hubag bohol]

Ug maabi-abihon pod hahahaha!!! 

He he, parehas bitaw sa giingon nga mosugot bisag dili sugoon... 

[Vito Andoline]

A man decided to march in the Holy Crusades. Concluding that his wife should wear a chastity belt while he is gone, he locks up her nether regions and gives the key to his best friend.

He tells him, "If I do not return within four years, unlock my wife and set her free to live a normal life."

So, the husband leaves on horseback and about a half hour later, he sees a cloud of dust behind him. He waits for it to come closer and sees his best friend.


hahahhaa, ihatag nalng kaha
"What's wrong?" he asks.

"You gave me the wrong key!"

[janjan]

king arthur and the knights of the round table story
one day nag  think deeply gud si king arthur nga unsa klasi sa under wear iya ipasuot ni queen guinevere
kay nag duda gud siya nga naa affair ang queen sa isa sa iya knights
so at last naka imbento na gud siya under wear nga naa door sa middle nga if naa objet gusto mosulod makassulod gud pero dili na kagawas kay naa di ay blade maputol gud na object nga mosulod
so the fallowing day nag tawag meeting ang king
ingon siya nga mo travel sa siya pila ka days iya ibilin iya queen
sa iya mga knights naa si king arthur nga pina ka close si lancelot
mao ingon king arthur ikaw bahala sa queen i trust you lancelot
so mao na to nilakaw na ang king
then after few days ni uli ang king sus tawag dayon siya meeting  kay excited siya makahibawo kinsa ang dili honest niya nga knights
sus mao iya patindog iya 12 knights infront gud sa tanan tawo sa iya kingdom
mao to pahubo isa-isa sus ang 11 ka knight pulos putol ang ila
na nag x ang kilay ni king arthur  pero naa pa  isa honest  si lancelot kay mao ra man wa la maputol
mao lipay king arthur mao ingon mga tawo sa kingdom request sila paestorya-on si lancelot
aguy na amang naman si lancelot hahaha na ni backdive nalang si king arthur hahahaha

[ihatekillers]

of cousre not i wont trust my bestfriend! unayon man gani ta sa ato kaliwat samot nanang walay dugong naka sumpay sa manag bestfriend. Like sa kato murdered call center .. ingon si suspect bestfriend sila unya i think seh didnt treat the victim na bestfriend.

You cant trust anybody except yourself . Idili ko kasulti na naa jud matawag na bestfriend kay people change . basta lang base sa akong experience. SO no matter how close you are with each other never ever trust .

[Lorenzo]

Trust only in God.


Psalm 40: 13-17

13 Be pleased, O LORD, to save me;
       O LORD, come quickly to help me.

14 May all who seek to take my life
       be put to shame and confusion;
       may all who desire my ruin
       be turned back in disgrace.

15 May those who say to me, "Aha! Aha!"
       be appalled at their own shame.

16 But may all who seek you
       rejoice and be glad in you;
       may those who love your salvation always say,
       "The LORD be exalted!"

17 Yet I am poor and needy;
       may the Lord think of me.
       You are my help and my deliverer;
       O my God, do not delay.

[Lorenzo]

There is one best friend who never fails me
His name is Jesus.

So yes, I trust my BEST FRIEND

Amen, Belle.