Why I hate visiting rich people?

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Macky Ferniz

August 27, 2008, 11:45:21 PM
This is a forwarded joke from my relative:

Why I hate visiting rich people?

Question: "What would you like to drink ... fruit juice, soda, tea, milo, chocolate, or coffee?"
Answer: "Tea please"  

Question: Ceylon tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, ice tea or  green tea?"
Answer: " Ceylon tea please"  

Question: "How would you like it? Black or white?"   
Answer: "White please"  

Question: "Milk, whitener, or condensed milk?"   
Answer: "Milk please"  

Question: "Goat milk, camel milk or cow milk?"   
Answer: "Cow milk please."  

Question: "Milk from Freezeland or Afrikaner cow?"   
Answer : " Afrikaner cow please."  

Question: " Warm or cold?"   
Answer: "Warm please."  

Question: "Full cream, low fat or fat free?"   
Answer: (Inis na..) "Umm .. I'll rather take it black please."  

Question: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer: "With sugar please."  

Question: "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"   
Answer: "Cane sugar please."  

Question: "White, brown or yellow sugar?" 
Answer: (Pikon na..) "Just forget about the tea. I'll have a glass of water instead please."  

Question: "Mineral or still water ? "
Answer: "Mineral water please."  
 
Question: "Flavoured or non-flavoured ?"
Answer: (Nag Explode na..)  "Hey futsek mann! Just get me water from the river.. I don't Want to know which river, and stop asking me too many questions.

Ginger

#1
August 27, 2008, 11:46:47 PM

LOL! :D
We, the unwilling, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much, for so long, with so little, we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.

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#2
August 27, 2008, 11:51:37 PM



Macky!

More than ever, you are my RICH RICH Daddy!!!

Make it coffee for me, please.
No sugar. No cream.
What a beautiful dream  ;D


This smacks of a grand conspiracy to hide the non-existent, to identify the nameless, to paint a picture of the unseen. -- Benelynne

Ginger

#3
August 27, 2008, 11:52:40 PM
Pareho ra na ani, Kuya Macks

tatay: anak, paliti kog softdrinks:

ANAK:coke o pepsi?
tatay: coke...

anak: diet o regular?
tatay: regular...

anak: bote o can?
tatay: bote...

anak: 8 oz. o litro?
tatay: punyeta....tubig na lang

anak: natural o mineral?
tatay: mineral...

anak: bugnaw o dili?
tatay: lambusan ta man ka aning silhig ron...

anak: lanot o tukog?
tatay: animal man seguro ka!!!

anak: baka o baboy?
tatay: layas!!!...layas! !!...

anak: karon o ugma?
tatay: karon na!!!

anak: imo ko ihatud o dili?
tatay: patyon ta ka karon!!!

anak: tuk-on o pusilon?
tatay: pusilon!!!

anak: sa ulo o tiyan?
tatay: pisteee!!!

anak: ok-ok o ilaga?
tatay: aaaahhhhh... .bu****!!!

anak: kinsa...ikaw o ako?

;D ;D
We, the unwilling, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much, for so long, with so little, we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.

Let us Support the Online Petition to Increase the Salary of Public School Teachers

Macky Ferniz

#4
August 27, 2008, 11:53:58 PM
GEC, as ever,

You and
your quick
poetic D;

Macky Ferniz

#5
August 27, 2008, 11:56:26 PM

Pareho ra na ani, Kuya Macks

tatay: anak, paliti kog softdrinks:

ANAK:coke o pepsi?
tatay: coke...

anak: diet o regular?
tatay: regular...

anak: bote o can?
tatay: bote...

anak: 8 oz. o litro?
tatay: punyeta....tubig na lang

anak: natural o mineral?
tatay: mineral...

anak: bugnaw o dili?
tatay: lambusan ta man ka aning silhig ron...

anak: lanot o tukog?
tatay: animal man seguro ka!!!

anak: baka o baboy?
tatay: layas!!!...layas! !!...

anak: karon o ugma?
tatay: karon na!!!

anak: imo ko ihatud o dili?
tatay: patyon ta ka karon!!!

anak: tuk-on o pusilon?
tatay: pusilon!!!

anak: sa ulo o tiyan?
tatay: pisteee!!!

anak: ok-ok o ilaga?
tatay: aaaahhhhh... .bu****!!!

anak: kinsa...ikaw o ako?

;D ;D

Hahaha, palamoot kaayo.

Kinsa ka Gingah? Ikaw ba si Ginger? Just guessing.

Ginger

#6
August 28, 2008, 12:01:08 AM
Yes, Ginger ni! Sumpayan pa nato ha?

Tatay: aaaaaaaaaaaaahhh….y*&^%!!
Anak: ikogan o sungayan?

Tatay: dili ta ka anaaaakkkk! Anak kas liki sa kawayan!
Anak: dabong o guwang?

Tatay: dili ta gyud ka anakkkkkk! Kinsa kaha imong amahan, buanga kaaaaaa!
Anak: Imong kumpare isyot o ni tiyo ponsoy?

Tatay: pahawa karon dayon sa akong atubangaaaannnnn! Ma high blood ko nimooooo!!!
Anak: magtawag kog puneraria or embalmer?

Tatay: lecheeeeeeeee!!!!!
Anak: evap o condensada?

;D ;D
We, the unwilling, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much, for so long, with so little, we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.

Let us Support the Online Petition to Increase the Salary of Public School Teachers

Macky Ferniz

#7
August 28, 2008, 12:03:09 AM
Hahaha. Ka imagine ko nga si Bella ma high blood. Hahahah.

Macky Ferniz

#8
August 28, 2008, 12:04:30 AM
Dia ko office karon. Mo uli sa ko kay mag jogging pa ko or mag alay lakad. Ako sang ibton ang chord. Mo lagnot sa ko. Bye

Ginger

#9
August 28, 2008, 12:04:56 AM

Ug si Bella ang mi high blood di na ta katubag kay gi deretso nata ug palayas. hahahaha
We, the unwilling, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much, for so long, with so little, we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.

Let us Support the Online Petition to Increase the Salary of Public School Teachers

raldampong

#10
August 28, 2008, 12:32:13 AM
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#11
August 28, 2008, 12:35:24 AM


Wafu man gud ang pasahero. She just needed to satisfy her urge to strike a conversation. ;D


This smacks of a grand conspiracy to hide the non-existent, to identify the nameless, to paint a picture of the unseen. -- Benelynne

ms da binsi

#13
August 28, 2008, 01:50:47 AM

This is a forwarded joke from my relative:

Why I hate visiting rich people?

Question: "What would you like to drink ... fruit juice, soda, tea, milo, chocolate, or coffee?"
Answer: "Tea please"  

Question: Ceylon tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, ice tea or  green tea?"
Answer: " Ceylon tea please"  

Question: "How would you like it? Black or white?"  
Answer: "White please"  

Question: "Milk, whitener, or condensed milk?"  
Answer: "Milk please"  

Question: "Goat milk, camel milk or cow milk?"  
Answer: "Cow milk please."  

Question: "Milk from Freezeland or Afrikaner cow?"  
Answer : " Afrikaner cow please."  

Question: " Warm or cold?"  
Answer: "Warm please."  

Question: "Full cream, low fat or fat free?"  
Answer: (Inis na..) "Umm .. I'll rather take it black please."  

Question: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer: "With sugar please."  

Question: "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"  
Answer: "Cane sugar please."  

Question: "White, brown or yellow sugar?" 
Answer: (Pikon na..) "Just forget about the tea. I'll have a glass of water instead please."  

Question: "Mineral or still water ? "
Answer: "Mineral water please."  
 
Question: "Flavoured or non-flavoured ?"
Answer: (Nag Explode na..)  "Hey futsek mann! Just get me water from the river.. I don't Want to know which river, and stop asking me too many questions.



bwahahhahahhah

mag kalos nalang ko tubig para nimo oi! leche!

hahahahhaha

ms da binsi

#14
August 28, 2008, 01:52:57 AM
bwahahahahhahahahhah

Lorenzo

#15
December 24, 2008, 01:42:20 AM

Pareho ra na ani, Kuya Macks

tatay: anak, paliti kog softdrinks:

ANAK:coke o pepsi?
tatay: coke...

anak: diet o regular?
tatay: regular...

anak: bote o can?
tatay: bote...

anak: 8 oz. o litro?
tatay: punyeta....tubig na lang

anak: natural o mineral?
tatay: mineral...

anak: bugnaw o dili?
tatay: lambusan ta man ka aning silhig ron...

anak: lanot o tukog?
tatay: animal man seguro ka!!!

anak: baka o baboy?
tatay: layas!!!...layas! !!...

anak: karon o ugma?
tatay: karon na!!!

anak: imo ko ihatud o dili?
tatay: patyon ta ka karon!!!

anak: tuk-on o pusilon?
tatay: pusilon!!!

anak: sa ulo o tiyan?
tatay: pisteee!!!

anak: ok-ok o ilaga?
tatay: aaaahhhhh... .bu****!!!

anak: kinsa...ikaw o ako?

;D ;D

Hahahaha!
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Lorenzo

#16
April 25, 2009, 04:31:51 AM

Pareho ra na ani, Kuya Macks

tatay: anak, paliti kog softdrinks:

ANAK:coke o pepsi?
tatay: coke...

anak: diet o regular?
tatay: regular...

anak: bote o can?
tatay: bote...

anak: 8 oz. o litro?
tatay: punyeta....tubig na lang

anak: natural o mineral?
tatay: mineral...

anak: bugnaw o dili?
tatay: lambusan ta man ka aning silhig ron...

anak: lanot o tukog?
tatay: animal man seguro ka!!!

anak: baka o baboy?
tatay: layas!!!...layas! !!...

anak: karon o ugma?
tatay: karon na!!!

anak: imo ko ihatud o dili?
tatay: patyon ta ka karon!!!

anak: tuk-on o pusilon?
tatay: pusilon!!!

anak: sa ulo o tiyan?
tatay: pisteee!!!

anak: ok-ok o ilaga?
tatay: aaaahhhhh... .bu****!!!

anak: kinsa...ikaw o ako?

;D ;D

puahahahaha, bad!
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grazie7y

#17
April 25, 2009, 07:22:07 AM
Haze, I didn't know naa kay pagka tsolokoy! hahaha gakatawa uroy ko anang imong old post!
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#18
April 25, 2009, 11:10:01 AM

Pareho ra na ani, Kuya Macks

tatay: anak, paliti kog softdrinks:

ANAK:coke o pepsi?
tatay: coke...

anak: diet o regular?
tatay: regular...

anak: bote o can?
tatay: bote...

anak: 8 oz. o litro?
tatay: punyeta....tubig na lang

anak: natural o mineral?
tatay: mineral...

anak: bugnaw o dili?
tatay: lambusan ta man ka aning silhig ron...

anak: lanot o tukog?
tatay: animal man seguro ka!!!

anak: baka o baboy?
tatay: layas!!!...layas! !!...

anak: karon o ugma?
tatay: karon na!!!

anak: imo ko ihatud o dili?
tatay: patyon ta ka karon!!!

anak: tuk-on o pusilon?
tatay: pusilon!!!

anak: sa ulo o tiyan?
tatay: pisteee!!!

anak: ok-ok o ilaga?
tatay: aaaahhhhh... .bu****!!!

anak: kinsa...ikaw o ako?

;D ;D


hahaha purya buyag nga anak way lusot tawon si tatay
a smile is something we all own,but very few share it with others

Tonka

#19
March 07, 2010, 01:05:51 AM

This is a forwarded joke from my relative:

Why I hate visiting rich people?

Question: "What would you like to drink ... fruit juice, soda, tea, milo, chocolate, or coffee?"
Answer: "Tea please"  

Question: Ceylon tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, ice tea or  green tea?"
Answer: " Ceylon tea please"  

Question: "How would you like it? Black or white?"   
Answer: "White please"  

Question: "Milk, whitener, or condensed milk?"   
Answer: "Milk please"  

Question: "Goat milk, camel milk or cow milk?"   
Answer: "Cow milk please."  

Question: "Milk from Freezeland or Afrikaner cow?"   
Answer : " Afrikaner cow please."  

Question: " Warm or cold?"   
Answer: "Warm please."  

Question: "Full cream, low fat or fat free?"   
Answer: (Inis na..) "Umm .. I'll rather take it black please."  

Question: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer: "With sugar please."  

Question: "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"   
Answer: "Cane sugar please."  

Question: "White, brown or yellow sugar?" 
Answer: (Pikon na..) "Just forget about the tea. I'll have a glass of water instead please."  

Question: "Mineral or still water ? "
Answer: "Mineral water please."  
 
Question: "Flavoured or non-flavoured ?"
Answer: (Nag Explode na..)  "Hey futsek mann! Just get me water from the river.. I don't Want to know which river, and stop asking me too many questions.


What are you laughing at? Do you still want to visit me?

;D  ;D

hubag bohol

#20
March 07, 2010, 06:24:06 AM


What are you laughing at? Do you still want to visit me?

;D  ;D

Will you be in that avatar costume of yours? ;D
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Bambi

#21
March 07, 2010, 07:46:57 AM

Thanks God...i have no rich people as  friends, maajo ra kay alibango man diay  ;D ni sila.
Best regards
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Tonka

#22
March 07, 2010, 11:06:19 PM

Will you be in that avatar costume of yours? ;D

that is not a costume, thats what i always wear!  :P

hubag bohol

#23
March 08, 2010, 05:34:18 AM

that is not a costume, thats what i always wear!  :P

Ah, some kind of uniform, then! Well, I presume you're always at home? ;D
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ms da binsi

#24
March 08, 2010, 06:27:15 AM

Ah, some kind of uniform, then! Well, I presume you're always at home? ;D


basi mao jud na ila suotonon Hubs? hahahhaha!

hubag bohol

#25
March 08, 2010, 07:44:34 PM


basi mao jud na ila suotonon Hubs? hahahhaha!

Mahuso ba kaha ning ilang pako no? Bikil jamo! ;D
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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Kerstin

#26
March 08, 2010, 08:33:37 PM

that is not a costume, thats what i always wear!  :P

mora lagi ka model sa victoria secret > mga anghel  8)
"Imperfection is beauty,
madness is genius
& it’s better to be
absolutely ridiculous
than absolutely boring"  ~ Marilyn Monroe

Kerstin

#27
March 08, 2010, 08:34:48 PM

Mahuso ba kaha ning ilang pako no? Bikil jamo! ;D

ahihihi basin mahuso ra na madugay (ug ramble ba)  ;)
"Imperfection is beauty,
madness is genius
& it’s better to be
absolutely ridiculous
than absolutely boring"  ~ Marilyn Monroe

hubag bohol

#28
March 08, 2010, 08:38:14 PM

ahihihi basin mahuso ra na madugay (ug ramble ba)  ;)

Hinuon, naay laing gisul-ob nga importanteng maoy mahuso... ;D
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bugsay

#29
March 08, 2010, 08:41:25 PM
way dako-dako nga copy anang avatar ni Tonka?
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#30
March 08, 2010, 08:45:41 PM

way dako-dako nga copy anang avatar ni Tonka?

dia pero pwede ni e post anhi?

   
"Imperfection is beauty,
madness is genius
& it’s better to be
absolutely ridiculous
than absolutely boring"  ~ Marilyn Monroe

Kerstin

#31
March 08, 2010, 08:47:53 PM
dagko kaayo sila pako nu?


 
   
"Imperfection is beauty,
madness is genius
& it’s better to be
absolutely ridiculous
than absolutely boring"  ~ Marilyn Monroe

bugsay

#32
March 08, 2010, 08:49:34 PM
awooooooooooooohhhh!!! ;D
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#33
March 08, 2010, 08:50:42 PM
maka kanta man sab ta ani ug "ipalakpak ang kamay natin" ;D
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#34
March 08, 2010, 08:52:05 PM
 mga kasama yan ni Tonka, ask her ahihihi
"Imperfection is beauty,
madness is genius
& it’s better to be
absolutely ridiculous
than absolutely boring"  ~ Marilyn Monroe

bugsay

#35
March 08, 2010, 08:58:31 PM

dia pero pwede ni e post anhi?

   

kon mao ni hulagway sa mo offer ug "pang kape", ayy este kape........basin instead nga sugar, salt akong ma request nga ibutang.
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#36
March 08, 2010, 09:01:03 PM

dagko kaayo sila pako nu?


 
   

Aw, sorry, wa ko katan-aw sa ilang paku, he he. ;D
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bugsay

#37
March 08, 2010, 09:02:32 PM
pili lang gyud ug usa bai Hubs...ajaw pag dinawo...bwahahahahha
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#38
March 08, 2010, 09:04:57 PM

mga kasama yan ni Tonka, ask her ahihihi

Mga kasingsama ni Tonka? Calling, Nymphadora Tonks! ;D
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#39
March 08, 2010, 09:06:05 PM

kon mao ni hulagway sa mo offer ug "pang kape", ayy este kape........basin instead nga sugar, salt akong ma request nga ibutang.

Ayg katug sajo, Bay Bugs, basin bangungoton ka... ;D
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bugsay

#40
March 08, 2010, 09:07:32 PM

Ayg katug sajo, Bay Bugs, basin bangungoton ka... ;D

ahak sab ani uy...simbako uyy.... ;D
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#41
March 08, 2010, 09:08:56 PM

Mga kasingsama ni Tonka? Calling, Nymphadora Tonks! ;D

kana sigi gyod tawag ni Tonka aron manganhi sila kauban niya mga anghel magpanon sila
"Imperfection is beauty,
madness is genius
& it’s better to be
absolutely ridiculous
than absolutely boring"  ~ Marilyn Monroe

hubag bohol

#42
March 08, 2010, 09:09:16 PM

pili lang gyud ug usa bai Hubs...ajaw pag dinawo...bwahahahahha

Sakto ra kos usa, Bay Bugs. Kontento man gani ko bisag sipitan lang, bwahaha. ;D
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#43
March 08, 2010, 09:10:48 PM

Ayg katug sajo, Bay Bugs, basin bangungoton ka... ;D

hala bangongoton diay mo? kami kay dili baya > alimongawan laman magpataka og gunit ahihihi
"Imperfection is beauty,
madness is genius
& it’s better to be
absolutely ridiculous
than absolutely boring"  ~ Marilyn Monroe

bugsay

#44
March 08, 2010, 09:11:55 PM

hala bangongoton diay mo? kami kay dili baya > alimongawan laman magpataka og gunit ahihihi

pataka diay na'ng wala pa natulog nya naggunit na? hehehe
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#45
March 08, 2010, 09:12:48 PM

hala bangongoton diay mo? kami kay dili baya > alimongawan laman magpataka og gunit ahihihi

Aw, kon mao, magpaduol diay mi ani! ;D
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lgbluer

#46
March 10, 2010, 08:51:42 AM
hahhahaha...mao jud!!!!hhahahahahha..sakita sa tiyan woe...

ms da binsi

#47
March 10, 2010, 12:43:20 PM

hala bangongoton diay mo? kami kay dili baya > alimongawan laman magpataka og gunit ahihihi


unja ug alimongaw nga ikaw nag drive ug Ferrarri nga di Clutch??? patay jud si Hubag!

palajo Hubs!!!!!

Kerstin

#48
April 19, 2010, 09:57:49 PM


unja ug alimongaw nga ikaw nag drive ug Ferrarri nga di Clutch??? patay jud si Hubag!

palajo Hubs!!!!!

Ahihihi naa gyod malagnot nga flesh clutch , di ka ha makabuto ang hubag ug di oras? ehem :-)
"Imperfection is beauty,
madness is genius
& it’s better to be
absolutely ridiculous
than absolutely boring"  ~ Marilyn Monroe

hubag bohol

#49
April 19, 2010, 10:53:15 PM

Ahihihi naa gyod malagnot nga flesh clutch , di ka ha makabuto ang hubag ug di oras? ehem :-)

Depende sa kahanas pag change gear... ;D
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