The Last Hour

Started by Gener, February 24, 2010, 03:55:16 PM

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Gener

February 24, 2010, 03:55:16 PM
The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years He had faithfully served the people of the nation's capital. He motioned for his nurse to come near. "Yes, Father?" said the nurse.. "I would really like to see JOSEPH "ERAP" ESTRADA and GLORIA MACAPAGAL ARROYO before I die", whispered the priest. "I'll see what I can do, Father" replied the nurse.

The nurse sent the request to them and waited for a response. Soon the word arrived. ERAP and GMA would be delighted to visit the priest. As they went to the hospital, ERAP commented to GMA."I don't know why the old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly help our images. GMA couldn't help but agree.

When they arrived at the priest's room, the priest took GMA's hand in his right hand and ERAP's hand in his left. There was silence and a look of serenity on the old priest's face. 

Finally GMA spoke. "Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?" The old priest slowly replied "I have always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ." The old priest continued, "He died between two lying thieves. I would like to do the same." 

Chongki

#1
February 24, 2010, 06:40:56 PM
bwahahahahaha  ;D

statesville

#2
February 25, 2010, 12:21:19 AM
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It may not guide you to everywhere you want to go in this world, but it will ensure  that you arrive safely in heaven.

hofelina

#3
February 25, 2010, 03:01:21 AM
This is really good!  Gener makiha ka ng paninirang puri!
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indaymen50

#4
February 25, 2010, 05:25:05 AM
OMG!! It's  funny  but  it's  true!!!
"Don't  frown even if  you're  sad  because  you  don't  know  who  is  falling  in  love  with  your  SMILE."

Gener

#5
February 25, 2010, 12:32:23 PM

This is really good!  Gener makiha ka ng paninirang puri!
bail me out manay thess pag nakulong ako:-)

indaymen50

#6
February 26, 2010, 08:08:23 AM
Maybe  we  can collect for  your bail  funds....
"Don't  frown even if  you're  sad  because  you  don't  know  who  is  falling  in  love  with  your  SMILE."

hubag bohol

#7
February 26, 2010, 08:59:17 AM
If I remember my Bible right, one of the "lying thieves" went to hell, the other to heaven. In this case, sino kaya ang mapunta sa impiyerno? ;D
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indaymen50

#8
February 26, 2010, 12:21:36 PM
Mag-classmate  man  kaha  na  sila sa  politika..naa  ra  na  ni  San Pedro nga  mo-decide!
"Don't  frown even if  you're  sad  because  you  don't  know  who  is  falling  in  love  with  your  SMILE."

Gener

#9
March 06, 2010, 09:48:59 PM

If I remember my Bible right, one of the "lying thieves" went to hell, the other to heaven. In this case, sino kaya ang mapunta sa impiyerno? ;D
none of the above., hahahaha

indaymen50

#10
March 07, 2010, 02:04:23 AM
God  bless  them  both!
"Don't  frown even if  you're  sad  because  you  don't  know  who  is  falling  in  love  with  your  SMILE."
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