WANTED: Condom Testers

Gener · February 04, 2009, 09:55:32 PM

Wanted: Condom testers

By Thea Alberto
INQUIRER.net
First Posted 17:50:00 02/04/2009

Filed Under: Unemployment, Employment

MANILA, Philippinesâ€"Are you married, have â€œstrong kneesâ€, and looking for a job? Try condom testing.

Durex condom is looking for 500 official condom testers in the Philippines. And all you need to do is try out Durex products for four weeks and comment online on their quality.

The first to accomplish the form and give the best answer to the question "What makes me the best Durex Condom Tester?" will win P50,000 cash, plus free products from Durex.

On it's website, Durex said applicants have to go to www.durex.com.ph and click on the portion that will lead them to durexcondomtester.com.ph where they can fill out a screener form.

â€œChosen applicants will also be given a tester kit which contains a pack of each of the following Durex variants -- Love, Pleasuremax, Performa, Fetherlite, Tingle, Strawberry,â€ Durex said.

Tester kits will be sent to chosen applicants via courier, it said.

Candidates must be 21 to 35 years of age, married, and "experienced." Participants must also be "open to further training," have "strong knees," and "willing to work long hours."

So guys, wanna give it a try?

kiamoy · February 04, 2009, 10:21:58 PM

daghan juy mu apil ani..

hofelina · February 05, 2009, 12:37:41 AM

Please take note that there are persons who gets skin irritations (morag kurikong). maajo kon kurikong lang, dili mapolpog.

Ginger · February 05, 2009, 05:14:51 AM

Candidates must be 21 to 35 years of age, married, and "experienced." Participants must also be "open to further training," have "strong knees," and "willing to work long hours."

ang qualified, hala apply na!

kiamoy · February 05, 2009, 05:22:02 AM

hehe daghan unta pero kailangan man sad married. toinks.

Gener · February 05, 2009, 12:24:11 PM

Candidates must be 21 to 35 years of age, married, and "experienced." Participants must also be "open to further training," have "strong knees," and "willing to work long hours."

ang qualified, hala apply na!

Gusto ko sana, kaso 20 y.o. lang ako eh, hahahha

A Layman · February 05, 2009, 12:26:25 PM

Ako pod under the ages!

glacier_71 · February 05, 2009, 12:47:48 PM

way chance ko ani...i'm over 35, not married, no experience, with arthritis and the door is always close for training...huhuhu

Gener · February 05, 2009, 12:57:57 PM

way chance ko ani...i'm over 35, not married, no experience, with arthritis and the door is always close for training...huhuhu

HAHAHAHA, i like the training part of this job though

A Layman · February 05, 2009, 12:59:57 PM

I know the training is all practicum! Sana they'll consider widening the range of the age requirement.

Gener · February 05, 2009, 02:47:47 PM

I know the training is all practicum! Sana they'll consider widening the range of the age requirement.

HAHAHA, Learning is best achieved in theory and practice...(Joke lang bros and sis)

kiamoy · February 05, 2009, 06:46:39 PM

I know the training is all practicum! Sana they'll consider widening the range of the age requirement.

hahaha Mr.A!!! idol!

glacier_71 · February 05, 2009, 09:05:09 PM

I know the training is all practicum! Sana they'll consider widening the range of the age requirement.

tym pa sa, unsa may gamitan aning training/practicum, tawo o mananap?

A Layman · February 05, 2009, 09:28:20 PM

Di sa ko mosumpay bai Glace, kay gibantayan ko ni Kiamoysan...he he he

bol-anon nga cebuano · February 05, 2009, 11:40:05 PM

asa man ang training ani if ever? mayta ang trainer kay mga artista aron alegre.
nindot ni da kay medyo gaan nga trabaho.

swakee · February 05, 2009, 11:47:24 PM

oral method ni? toinkz!!! hehehe

hofelina · February 06, 2009, 12:00:37 AM

If the age requirements is widened, basin adunay kondom nga mapilo?

ps
For Gener sa tagalog ng mapilo, yung matupi.

A Layman · February 06, 2009, 12:21:59 AM

Paburoton sa daan...

glacier_71 · February 06, 2009, 03:01:25 AM

testingan tanang buho ani tingali.

hofelina · February 06, 2009, 04:56:13 AM

kining akong kinamanghoran kay bunga sa nasipyat nga kondom, sakto lagi paboroton ug testingan kon aduna bay boho!

glacier_71 · February 06, 2009, 05:29:26 AM

"buhi kang bata ka", diay nang imo ate.

hofelina · February 06, 2009, 05:34:20 AM

Glacier, mao ni si Chris 15 yrs old, resulta sa nasipyat nga kondom, he he he!

glacier_71 · February 06, 2009, 05:36:25 AM

gwapo lagi ate. kining sipyat-sipyat pagka-gamaa, maayog bunga. tnx for sharing the pic. kinamanghuran ni nimo ate?

hofelina · February 06, 2009, 05:44:42 AM

Yes, kay akong kinamaguwangan 26 anyos!I was 43 when I gave birth to him.

glacier_71 · February 06, 2009, 05:56:13 AM

what a blessing

swakee · February 06, 2009, 12:32:41 PM

hahaayyy kaon na fud saging nga naay panit

apothecary · February 06, 2009, 05:30:13 PM

Unsa guy what a blessing? LOL

Murag sumpay ani tong "Their failure is our business dah." Ad ni sa usa ka maternity clinic.

apothecary · February 06, 2009, 05:38:29 PM

Ni apply kintahay pod ko, pastilan lisud gyud diay ko makatubag sa pangutanang why i am the best condom tester.

Lisod man jud diay.

The best ang mag ligad. okey ra sad basta lang gyud mahiluna ka.

Okey ra mag lingod, usahay mag pungko k ra sad. Lisud nang mag kulob, labi nag mag dog style. (mao diayng kinahanglag lig on ang tuhod)

Ang lisud kon magkapyot kay magamit man pud imong kamot.

Pastilan, suwayi ra gud ninyog buhot ang kondom nga di gamitag kamot, kaya ba? Lisud no? surrender na ko uy.

hofelina · February 06, 2009, 09:18:47 PM

Maglingkod ka, aron ma-plastar or you get your partner help you. Lisod gamitonang condom kon natulog pa si bogoy, busa pukawa daan!

ps

the nest time you sing also "Let me try again!

kiamoy · February 06, 2009, 10:12:17 PM

Yes, kay akong kinamaguwangan 26 anyos!I was 43 when I gave birth to him.

sus ate!! but-an and gwapo man pud nuon !!:)

glacier_71 · February 06, 2009, 11:23:08 PM

pila man bayad kaha ani kada-tindog ni jr...

kiamoy · February 06, 2009, 11:30:01 PM

hahahah.. daghan jud mahalinan ug balot.

Ginger · February 06, 2009, 11:32:25 PM

pila man bayad kaha ani kada-tindog ni jr...

naa pud tingali limit ug kapila pa tindogon si Jr sa usa ka adlaw oi...hahaha

bol-anon nga cebuano · February 06, 2009, 11:32:38 PM

"buhi kang bata ka", diay nang imo ate.

mao nay kalainan sa pusil ug sa condom. inig buto sa pusil, patay kang bata ka. inig buto sa condom, buhi kang bata ka.

glacier_71 · February 07, 2009, 01:36:51 AM

hahaha mao jud BNC...

Gener · February 07, 2009, 12:33:12 PM

If the age requirements is widened, basin adunay kondom nga mapilo?

ps
For Gener sa tagalog ng mapilo, yung matupi.

hahaha, meron bang ganun na condom? hehehe

swakee · February 07, 2009, 01:09:10 PM

naa flavor ang condom nga testingan?

apothecary · February 07, 2009, 05:50:43 PM

naa pud tingali limit ug kapila pa tindogon si Jr sa usa ka adlaw oi...hahaha

Ngek, unsaon na lang ug outstanding si Jr aber? Way undang tindog. Og kon sa akong silingan pa, ka sab-itag sinangay nga lubing botong.

Ginger · February 08, 2009, 12:38:43 AM

naa pud tingali limit ug kapila pa tindogon si Jr sa usa ka adlaw oi...hahaha

Ngek, unsaon na lang ug outstanding si Jr aber? Way undang tindog. Og kon sa akong silingan pa, ka sab-itag sinangay nga lubing botong.

hahahahaha

C2H4 · February 08, 2009, 02:31:54 AM

Unya kung naay mabuntis by accident, ang Durex mopakaon sa anak puhon?

glacier_71 · February 08, 2009, 03:12:11 AM

taga-Durex man ang babaye...so way probs.

Gener · February 09, 2009, 06:58:55 PM

hahaha, e paano kung ang lalake ang taga durex? hehehehe siguro dapat before the actual simulation, may contract of agreement muna para merong parental support from durex

glacier_71 · February 09, 2009, 09:39:27 PM

CONDOMS TO CHOOSE FROM...

bol-anon nga cebuano · February 10, 2009, 02:01:27 AM

chevy akoa kay astig.

Ginger · February 10, 2009, 06:19:57 AM

chevy akoa kay astig.

energizer diay, bnc?

glacier_71 · February 10, 2009, 08:29:05 AM

energizer diay, bnc?

ari lang kos pringles...hehehe

apothecary · February 10, 2009, 11:13:56 AM

makes me recall ang campaign niadto sa Coke.

Coke adds life!

Anti Condom jud.

bol-anon nga cebuano · February 11, 2009, 01:26:11 AM

gibalita na jud ni sa tv patrol ganina. strict daw ilang rules. dili jud pwede ang manag-uyab kay wala daw sila mag promote ug sex. ilang e-entertain ang kadto lang validated nga minyo which means mo refer jud ni sila sa NSO. ok ra ta nako nga moapil pero naghunahuna ko sa usa sa mga qualifications, must have strong knees. unsa may kalambigitan sa tuhod aning kalakiha. tindogay diay ang drama ani?

hofelina · February 12, 2009, 06:02:34 AM

standing position diay?

Bad Godesberg · February 12, 2009, 07:00:43 AM

Tailor-made condoms

Individually tailored condoms that are anatomically designed to fit each penis perfectly are going on sale in Germany.

Businessman Oliver Gothe, 36, is behind the Cologne-based company Lebenslust (Lust for Life), which has invented a system to make personalised prophylactics.

Using a machine that measures each member to produce a unique 3D computer image, Gothe then lets his customers choose the thickness of the condom and add extra details.

Gothe said: "These condoms will fit so well you will hardly notice you are wearing one. We can make them wafer thin or fist thick and 'engrave' them with your signature wrapped around the base."

The service will cost around Â£600 for a "large but an as yet unspecified number" but Gothe insists the price is worth it as his condoms are comfier and safer.

+JLY

glacier_71 · February 12, 2009, 07:05:34 AM

gibalita na jud ni sa tv patrol ganina. strict daw ilang rules. dili jud pwede ang manag-uyab kay wala daw sila mag promote ug sex. ilang e-entertain ang kadto lang validated nga minyo which means mo refer jud ni sila sa NSO. ok ra ta nako nga moapil pero naghunahuna ko sa usa sa mga qualifications, must have strong knees. unsa may kalambigitan sa tuhod aning kalakiha. tindogay diay ang drama ani?

standing position diay?

duda kog dili condom ang testingan ani, kundi ang mogamit lol

apothecary · February 12, 2009, 10:33:03 AM

Magpa order ta Bay Calle, kanang Condom nga with matching Balinsungay. LOL

Gener · February 12, 2009, 05:25:34 PM

Magpa order ta Bay Calle, kanang Condom nga with matching Balinsungay. LOL

Pardon my ignorance, "Ano po ang ibig sabihin ng "Balinsungay?"

hofelina · February 12, 2009, 05:34:10 PM

Balinsungay, yong hindi tuwid, parang sungay, Gener. Ang mga Bol-anon ang mga ari ay balinsungay as a sentence for example, he he he he.

Gener · February 12, 2009, 06:15:30 PM

Balinsungay, yong hindi tuwid, parang sungay, Gener. Ang mga Bol-anon ang mga ari ay balinsungay as a sentence for example, he he he he.

hahhaa, parang may sima pala , murag panguli ng pusit, hehhe

hofelina · February 12, 2009, 07:08:41 PM

Korek! Tingnan mo matuto ka ng Bol-anon, puro kalokohan.

Gener · February 12, 2009, 07:30:34 PM

Yehey, adopted Bohalanon na ako,

O, usapang CONDOM uli tayo. Alam ninyo ba na maraming varieties and Pinoy Condoms, heto, read on:

1. Smart Condoms: Wala nang long distance charges!
2. Cali Condoms: Tastes 10, feels 10!
3. Royal True Orange Condoms: May tunay na pulp bits.
4. Magnolia Condoms: Pinipili ng mapipiling ina
5. Johnson's Baby Condoms: No more tears!
6. Super Dry Condoms: What's on your mind? (No way if it's super dry)
7. White Castle Condoms: Okay lang ang tama, walang hang-over. Sakto ang White Castle (condoms).
8. 7-11, Chowking & Whistle Stop: Open 24 hours (can you beat that?)
9. PAL Condoms: "We apologize for your delay..." (ngek !)
10. PLDT Condoms: Touching lives.
11. Tropical Hut Condoms: Solved ka sa sarap!
12. Lancer GSR Condoms: Pure driving pleasure.
13. Gard Condoms: Wala ng dandruffs!
14. Smart Condoms: "Sa bahay, pinag-Smart (condoms) ko na rin sila. Mas madaling maka-contact."
15. Axe Condoms: ...because first impressions last...
16. Standard Electric Condoms: Free lifetime service. (laban ka?)
17. Makati Condoms: Mahalin natin... Atin 'to. (talaga!)
18. Green Cross Condoms: Di lang pampamilya, pang sports pa.
19. Neozep Condoms: Works fast... real fast!
20. Biogesic Condoms: Safe, even for pregnant women.
21. Terramycin, Nizoral & Robitusin Condoms: If symptoms persist, consult your Doctor!
22. Visine Condoms: Keeps the red out in 60 seconds!
23. Ivory Condoms: Ultra mild.
24. Safeguard Condoms: "Ako ang iyong konsyensya."
25. Palmolive Condoms: Natural na hiyang sa'yo.
26. Ivory Condoms: "Ang gaan-gaan ng feeling. Ang gaan-gaan ng loob ko sa'yo."
27. Dunkin Condoms: Sounds good, tastes even better!
28. RPN 9 Condoms: Leading the way.
29. ABC 5 Condoms: Reaching out to you.
30. GMA 7 Condoms: Where you belong.
31. Smart Condoms: "Ralph, kailan ka uuwi? See you later..."
32. Nescafe Condoms: A classic taste the world enjoys.
33. Boysen Condoms: You cover more surfaces with less coat.
34. Zonrox Condoms: Oks na oks sa konting Zonrox.
35. Purefoods Condom: "Coffee na lang, dear."
36. Condura Condoms: New quiet series with unique anti-rust design!(wow)
37. Winston Condoms: Give me the feeling, give me the taste.
38. Rexona Condoms: It won't let you down. (sure)
39. Coke Condoms: Aloc Acoc... Rapsa!
40. Pepsi Condoms: Singkooooo, Singko na

A Layman · February 12, 2009, 05:05:02 PM

Red Horse Condom - Ok ang tama, malakas ang sipa! He he he

bol-anon nga cebuano · February 12, 2009, 11:56:10 PM

M & M's condoms - melts in mouth not in your hands.
KFC condoms - finger lickin' good
jolibee condoms - atin ang langhap sarap
McDo condoms - love ko to
Ford condoms - hard as rock

glacier_71 · February 13, 2009, 04:09:31 AM

Castrol Condoms = it's liquid engineering
Toyota Condoms = Innovation Into the Future

glacier_71 · February 13, 2009, 04:11:16 AM

Honda Condoms = The Power of Dreams

hofelina · February 13, 2009, 05:39:40 AM

Jama-jama jud mo, basta ang thread adunay sexual overtones, sadya ang discussions.
Gener gusto ko yong condom na may pulp bits, please.., Manay

thegirlnextdoor · February 13, 2009, 05:58:37 AM

Church condoms-No holiness here

glacier_71 · February 13, 2009, 06:07:30 AM

it just tells, manay, we also need stimulus
if government does.

A Layman · February 13, 2009, 07:14:10 AM

GMA Condoms- blame it to the church! Yeah

thegirlnextdoor · February 13, 2009, 07:17:49 AM

Marshmallow Condoms-How sweet and soft you are

glacier_71 · February 13, 2009, 08:00:07 AM

Lockheed-Martin Condoms = We never forget whom we're working for

fdaray · February 13, 2009, 08:16:30 AM

To test the durability of the condom is to puff air first. If it will not burst, then nuse it.

apothecary · February 13, 2009, 03:07:50 PM

Instead nga naay pleasure dots, and dots...miniature nag swakee...or tujom. aber?

bol-anon nga cebuano · February 13, 2009, 11:53:35 PM

how about, bantol condoms?

hofelina · February 14, 2009, 12:19:29 AM

hofelina · February 14, 2009, 12:21:38 AM

Last Friday, December 1 was the 19th World AIDS Day, and an enterprising seamstress in New York decided to commemorate the big day with a very special wedding gown. Consisting entirely of 12,500 individually colored and stitched-together condoms, the result is quite fetching.

So with the average sex frequency of married couples holding right at 98 times per year according to a 2001 Durex Survey, this supply of condoms ought to keep the average married couple child-free for about 127.5 years.

There was no word about whether the condoms had been used or not before being sewn up into this dress, but with all that stitching involved, their use after the wedding ceremony was not recommended. – Charlie White

Condom Wedding Gown [Spluch]

kiamoy · February 14, 2009, 12:43:14 AM

kuyaw sad nang squeeze box model..

insurectus · February 14, 2009, 02:47:28 AM

naa ba kaha ni sila kadto mo vibrate mahal man daw to kay tag
200 kapin ang usa

glacier_71 · February 14, 2009, 04:28:34 AM

Condom nga mo-vibrate, insurectos?

hofelina · February 14, 2009, 06:21:37 AM

Condom ibutang sa vibrator? Wow, what a fantasy or you mean something else?

Ginger · February 14, 2009, 06:26:00 AM

hmmm i remember, there was a thread about condom fashion.

ako to pangitaon

Gener · February 14, 2009, 02:16:41 PM

Jama-jama jud mo, basta ang thread adunay sexual overtones, sadya ang discussions.
Gener gusto ko yong condom na may pulp bits, please.., Manay

Royal True Orange Condoms? hehhee

Gener · February 14, 2009, 02:21:10 PM

I have a Tagalog Poem,

Ang CONDOM...bow

Ang CONDOM ay lubhang mabisa,
Sapagkat lahat ng taga Tubag-Bohol ay sadyang nakikiisa;
Sa pag-participate sa thread na ito
Ang lahat ay di magkanda-tuto

Ang CONDOM...bow

glacier_71 · February 15, 2009, 03:00:35 AM

unsa na may update ani? nadayon to?

bol-anon nga cebuano · February 17, 2009, 12:43:00 AM

Royal True Orange Condoms? hehhee

minute maid ang naay pulp bits.

insurectus · February 17, 2009, 05:08:28 AM

Condom nga mo-vibrate, insurectos?

Yup naa ni naay battery murag battery daw sa relo kanang lingin
tag 200 kapin ang usa

glacier_71 · February 17, 2009, 10:23:13 PM

Yup naa ni naay battery murag battery daw sa relo kanang lingin
tag 200 kapin ang usa

mahala pod diay. nya ilabog ra inighuman

insurectus · February 18, 2009, 12:42:33 AM

mahala pod diay. nya ilabog ra inighuman

Aw o oi dili ni pwede ireuse or recycle

glacier_71 · February 18, 2009, 12:53:58 AM

Aw o oi dili ni pwede ireuse or recycle

bisan na lang unta ang battery, gamiton og balik. hehehe

Gener · October 10, 2009, 08:05:45 PM

Ano na kaya ang update dito? May nag-apply ba na taga TB?

hofelina · October 11, 2009, 03:35:06 AM

The truth is nobody uses condom here among the tb members.

ps
musta kana Gener?

Gener · October 11, 2009, 03:45:24 AM

The truth is nobody uses condom here among the tb members.

ps
musta kana Gener?

ganun ba? hahaha

I'm good manay tess, thanks for asking.

bol-anon nga cebuano · October 11, 2009, 06:54:29 AM

we're using condoms that's why i wanted to apply as one of the testers.

Gener · October 11, 2009, 12:25:40 PM

we're using condoms that's why i wanted to apply as one of the testers.

balitaan mo kami pag nakapasa ka na ha? hahaha

bol-anon nga cebuano · October 14, 2009, 01:28:42 AM

how much is the talent fee?

insurectus · October 14, 2009, 08:31:36 PM

dugaya na ani oi ni expire naman tingali ang hiring ani

bol-anon nga cebuano · October 15, 2009, 12:55:32 AM

mao ba? ka walay swerte nako.