Damn she's good!!!

[lumine]

Joke removed.

[queen]

Thanks for the very effective idea. I'll share this to my man, Lumine.  

[lumine]

  magkaragkarag jud paul uli.

[Julai]

 hahaha..perte naho lingawa sa story..
mao nay sakto na wife..di magpa under sa bana..hahhaaahha

[lumine]

hahaha..perte naho lingawa sa story..
mao nay sakto na wife..di magpa under sa bana..hahhaaahha

mao jud, julai.

[Julai]

mao jud, julai.

hi ate lumine..friend nata ha...tga asa ka sa bohol ate??ug asa ka dapit sa belgium??dool ka sa brussels?I'm going there on july 13-16.

[slackware]

ninduta cguro if ingana akong silingan!

[Julai]

ninduta cguro if ingana akong silingan!

hhahha...swerte jud..

[slackware]

swerte ang babae!

[Julai]

swerte ang babae!

wahhhhh di oiii...swerte ang laki..di ang baje..hehhe

[slackware]

swerte ang babae kay lain laing putahe sa hotdog ug tapsilog iyang matilawan!

[Julai]

swerte ang babae kay lain laing putahe sa hotdog ug tapsilog iyang matilawan!

hehhe..so pra way lalis..swerte silang duha ky ang laki makatilaw man pod ug lain laing putahe..hahaha

[si makapuling]

uhm, i assume we are talking about the real dishes here (chuckle!)

[slackware]

depende sabot...

[lumine]

hi ate lumine..friend nata ha...tga asa ka sa bohol ate??ug asa ka dapit sa belgium??dool ka sa brussels?I'm going there on july 13-16.

hello julai! i really appreciate that you're calling me Ate.
im from Manga in Tagb.
naa ko sa zottegem. layo ra sa brussels.hayahaya gud nimo kay laag-laag ra man ka.

[lumine]

ninduta cguro if ingana akong silingan!

hahahaha!

[Julai]

hello julai! i really appreciate that you're calling me Ate.
im from Manga in Tagb.
naa ko sa zottegem. layo ra sa brussels.hayahaya gud nimo kay laag-laag ra man ka.

THanks Ate Lumine and glad na ok ra nimo na mag ate ko..naa man gud uban na di gnahan.pero mao naman ako naandan gud..basta maguwang naho,bisan pa ug 1 year lng mag ate jud ko..gawas kung sila na morequest na di lng ko paatehon ky di nila feel so di lng pod ko mamugos..ahheeh.
ahhh ok,tga tagb diay ka te..ako tga pilar..
mo attend ko sa SFC European Conference pohon ate..dn naa pod laag2x gamay..aheheh

[hazel]

ohhhh...I miss the joke!   pareho na sa akoa nga gi-delete..

[Julai]

wahhhh..karon lng ko kabantay na gi remove diay..
it was there hours ago..
sorry haze,u missed the fun..heheeh

[slackware]

nganong gi remove man?

[Julai]

maybe coz of its "green" content...

[slackware]

na mura! hapit na ta mag martial law diay ani?

[Julai]

y mn??r u gonna declare martial law coz of the "green" joke removal?ahehehe

[hazel]

wa pud gani kaayo ko kasabot...when on other topics. you talked about orgasms, used slang words like F***, etc!

[slackware]

y mn??r u gonna declare martial law coz of the "green" joke removal?ahehehe

itanong nyo kay mike ligalig...

[PrincessSaDagat]

nganong gi remove man?

Green joke?    really?!   I missed it?!   Busy man ko ba.

[queen]

ohhhh...I miss the joke!   pareho na sa akoa nga gi-delete..

I don't know why Mr. Admin had to delete the joke. This is the third time I'm saying that he has become so Marcos-like. I thought that being a journalist, he is allergic to censorship. How frustrating! (Lingaw biya kaayo nga joke ay. I don't think it was degrading.)     

[..yadz..]

magkaragkarag jud paul uli.

haay., how did i missed this one??
since na censor na sa admin...pwede i pm nalang lumine??
hehehe...

[buenavista]

since na censor na sa admin...pwede i pm nalang lumine??
hehehe...

sige kay wala pod ko kabasahehehe

[slackware]

gi censored kay naa man gud mga minors ug mga virgins like me na di unta dapat makabasa pero nakabasa nalang...ehehehhehe...

[hazel]

gi censored kay naa man gud mga minors ug mga virgins like me na di unta dapat makabasa pero nakabasa nalang...ehehehhehe...

hahahah mabutangan unya ug kagaw ang imong utok.

[lumine]

I don't know why Mr. Admin had to delete the joke. This is the third time I'm saying that he has become so Marcos-like. I thought that being a journalist, he is allergic to censorship. How frustrating! (Lingaw biya kaayo nga joke ay. I don't think it was degrading.)     

im also wondering na mas daghan pa "green"  and mas vulgar in nature na mga posts dri. oh well!

[lumine]

haay., how did i missed this one??
since na censor na sa admin...pwede i pm nalang lumine??
hehehe...

i will send it to your friendster, yadz!

[lumine]

since na censor na sa admin...pwede i pm nalang lumine??
hehehe...

sige kay wala pod ko kabasahehehe

i will send it, buenavista.

[hazel]

im also wondering na mas daghan pa "green"  and mas vulgar in nature na mga posts dri. oh well!

wala ta'y ma hims kay si Mike ang naa'y power...

[lumine]

Green joke?    really?!   I missed it?!   Busy man ko ba.

i will send it to you, princesssadagat, so you will know if this joke is really "green" as the other posts here.

[Julai]

gi censored kay naa man gud mga minors ug mga virgins like me na di unta dapat makabasa pero nakabasa nalang...ehehehhehe...

hahahah virgin pa diay ka Ghost??in fairness,di halata..ahehehe

[hazel]

hahahah virgin pa diay ka Ghost??in fairness,di halata..ahehehe

feeling virgin..

[PrincessSaDagat]

i will send it to you, princesssadagat, so you will know if this joke is really "green" as the other posts here.

Thanks Lumine.

I like a strong woman who knows what she wants, say what she want and get what she need. 

I've read and seen greener grass on the other side of the fence within Tubag's border.  This is not about the color green, this is about what's the message inside the bottle that is mistaken for color green.  Sorry Mike.

 

[pioneer]

The admin speaks:

It seems there is so much hulabalo over the deletion of the joke. It was one of the more than 20 jokes that had been deleted from this site.

The tone of the story was the very reason why it was deleted. It was not about the language used. The admin feels the joke was not appropriate for the general public.

Garbage in - Garbage out.

We cannot feed the public with a story/joke that supports/encourages adultery.

Peace!

P.S. To those who are dying to read the joke, ask Inday Lumine to e-mail it to you personally. For your eyes only.

Peace!

[queen]

The admin speaks:

It seems there is so much hulabalo over the deletion of the joke. It was one of the more than 20 jokes that had been deleted from this site.

The tone of the story was the very reason why it was deleted. It was not about the language used. The admin feels the joke was not appropriate for the general public.

Garbage in - Garbage out.

We cannot feed the public with a story/joke that supports/encourages adultery.

Peace!

P.S. To those who are dying to read the joke, ask Inday Lumine to e-mail it to you personally. For your eyes only.

Peace!

Oh, Mike, how can a smarty pants like you missed the point of the joke? It does not in any way encourage adultery. In fact, it's a smart way of stopping it. Hey, re-read it and get the punchline!   

[pioneer]

My lovely Rose,

Case is closed. No further explanation.

Peace!

[queen]

My lovely Rose,

Case is closed. No further explanation.

Peace!

Mike a.k.a. Ferdinand Marcos indeed. I hope his first lady wouldn't be Imelda-like.  

[lumine]

Oh, Mike, how can a smarty pants like you missed the point of the joke? It does not in any way encourage adultery. In fact, it's a smart way of stopping it. Hey, re-read it and get the punchline!   

btaw!
anyway, we have to understand mike because he is still virgin and young.

[slackware]

aw! abi nakog ako ray virgin dire? daghan diay mi?

[queen]

btaw!
anyway, we have to understand mike because he is still virgin and young.

I doubt.   

[PrincessSaDagat]

... Imelda-like.  

I want her handbags collections ...I want her shoes collections ... I want .. I want .. I want but, I don't get.

[queen]

I want her handbags collections ...I want her shoes collections ... I want .. I want .. I want but, I don't get.

Sea princess, you look so pretty and Imeldific to me. Let's be friends at Friendster na, so I can see the Imeldific you. I'll PM you my e-mail addie.  

[PrincessSaDagat]

aw! abi nakog ako ray virgin dire? daghan diay mi?

Ghost - Theory lang na! pero practicing na.

[si makapuling]

im also wondering na mas daghan pa "green"  and mas vulgar in nature na mga posts dri. oh well!

it was removed because it gave wives from all over an idea on how to bring home their wandering hubbies!!!!!!!! and it also shows just how weak men are when it comes to sexual innuendos. this is not martial law folks, this is the classic battle between sexes!hahahahahahaha...

what was so sexual about it anyway?

[pioneer]

it was removed because it gave wives from all over an idea on how to bring home their wandering hubbies!!!!!!!! and it also shows just how weak men are when it comes to sexual innuendos. this is not martial law folks, this is the classic battle between sexes!hahahahahahaha...

what was so sexual about it anyway?

So be it, Riva. So be it, Riva. So be it.

Let the BATTLE BEGIN. TODAY.

Ang unang mamilok pilde...

[si makapuling]

and if i may add (and i will anyway even if i may not) if the ground of the removal is that it encourages adultery (which is VERY LAME!) and of the GIGO logic...mr. admin, you are not giving your members enough credit on the intelligence area and that is an insult to our capability to distinguish between right and wrong

[pioneer]

riva, the Internet is an open universe. Tubag Bohol is open to all - whether or not you're a member.

we have surfers and guests who are minors.

i know you're brilliant, riva. you don't need to be insulted.

[si makapuling]

riva, the Internet is an open universe. Tubag Bohol is open to all - whether or not you're a member.

we have surfers and guests who are minors.

i know you're brilliant, riva. you don't need to be insulted.

AND THAT MR.LIGALIG MAKES UP FOR ALL THE HURT (sniff, sniff) PEACE,friends?

i was just being my usual catty self. hahahahahaahahhahahahaha but, i am a lover dude, not a fighter. i go for flower power (singing here*insert giggles!)

[pioneer]

Mike a.k.a. Ferdinand Marcos indeed. I hope his first lady wouldn't be Imelda-like.  

and to you, our darling Rose, Marcos declared Martial Law. I declare WAR.

[si makapuling]

hahaha!!!

he is not marcos then, he is george bush (senior and junior combined!)

hahahahaha

[pioneer]

AND THAT MR.LIGALIG MAKES UP FOR ALL THE HURT (sniff, sniff) PEACE,friends?

i was just being my usual catty self. hahahahahaahahhahahahaha but, i am a lover dude, not a fighter. i go for flower power (singing here*insert giggles!)

Dodge the pain, Riva.

Laughter is the best medicine, anyway.

Peace. A bilateral Peace! Sealed today.

[PrincessSaDagat]

Sea princess, you look so pretty and Imeldific to me. Let's be friends at Friendster na, so I can see the Imeldific you. I'll PM you my e-mail addie.  

ok 

[buenavista]

mga virgins like me na di unta dapat makabasa pero nakabasa nalang...ehehehhehe...

sure ka ani?hehehe

[slackware]

mga virgins like me na di unta dapat makabasa pero nakabasa nalang...ehehehhehe...

sure ka ani?hehehe

sure ko uy! ngano, mo tambling ka?

[buenavista]

mabalitok pa man gani!hehehe..ask lang gud

[hippieinchains]

what happened to the joke can someone email it to me or something?

[Sigbin II]

Same here.  I'd like to know what the joke was.  Just PM me or something.