Do you think will someone do it?

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Vistabel

April 12, 2011, 05:12:40 PM
What if, there is a law allows to Filipina/o to get marry of an ATM machine just for the sake of money. Do you think will someone do it?

Lorenzo

#1
April 12, 2011, 08:28:56 PM
What a very unique and interesting question, Vistabel. I hope someone answers your very colorful and eclectic query.
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chicogon

#2
April 12, 2011, 08:46:29 PM
Deposit dretso?   ;D
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#3
April 12, 2011, 08:47:11 PM
Remember the woman who was married to the Berlinb Wall? Bwahehehehe...  ;D
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AsPo

#4
April 12, 2011, 08:55:20 PM
ATM-acquired tidal moment

story ilaum tsunami hahaha
"Let thy words be few"

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#5
April 12, 2011, 09:06:14 PM


What if, there is a law allows to Filipina/o to get marry of an ATM machine just for the sake of money. Do you think will someone do it?

No doubt about it. But the crucial point is the age of the ATM machine. If the ATM machine is under 18 years of age, no way. If 18-21, written consent of the parent bank is needed.
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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AsPo

#6
April 12, 2011, 09:18:58 PM
hahaha na jati na, pabaliw ering nagbakya
"Let thy words be few"

Raquelproud boholana

#7
April 12, 2011, 09:25:02 PM
Imagine daghan magpakasal sa ATM machine basta permi lang naay cash na kinaswertihan jud. Malagmit wa nay magpakasal ug laki hahaha.
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#8
April 12, 2011, 09:29:48 PM


hahaha na jati na, pabaliw ering nagbakya

He he, mahimog pabaliw baking nag high heels...
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AsPo

#9
April 12, 2011, 09:31:57 PM
iro nga nag jacket hahaha
"Let thy words be few"

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#10
April 12, 2011, 09:34:59 PM

Kwaknit nga nag-diaper, bwahaha! ;D
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AsPo

#11
April 12, 2011, 09:38:35 PM
bat nga nagsakoban ,pinaresan ni bantol nga nagporong hahaha
"Let thy words be few"

hubag bohol

#12
April 12, 2011, 09:48:12 PM

Kompleto ang lineup, bwahaha! ;D
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AsPo

#13
April 12, 2011, 10:07:21 PM
gatasan ni ate nga naughan hahaha
"Let thy words be few"

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#14
April 12, 2011, 10:11:16 PM

Naughan diay? Mao nga di na katingog?
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AsPo

#15
April 12, 2011, 10:44:41 PM
motunga kono panagsa iya kit an sa katingalahang lanot, molokso pod apil sa iya migo hehehe
"Let thy words be few"

chicogon

#16
April 13, 2011, 12:04:11 AM

bat nga nagsakoban ,pinaresan ni bantol nga nagporong hahaha

Butete nga nag maskara... ga make up pa jud!!!  ;D
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#17
April 13, 2011, 12:32:05 AM

ATM-acquired tidal moment

story ilaum tsunami hahaha

Hahahahah!!! ATM = Andam Tanan Magpakasal  ;D
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Lorenzo

#18
April 13, 2011, 12:46:50 AM

What if, there is a law allows to Filipina/o to get marry of an ATM machine just for the sake of money. Do you think will someone do it?

the question is: will you let yourself become a slave of money?

will you worship the god of money?

my answer: no way jose!

ma minyo lang ko sa usang buutan nga pinay. bisan pobre sija, basta labing.
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islander

#19
April 13, 2011, 12:47:44 AM
atot ba ning thread uy.  maghusa man ko anig kinatawa...

na hala, kun supermarket trolley ko, magpakasal ko.  asa man tuod mi mag-honeymoon?  giingnan na ra ba ko sa akong groom nga kkb kuno mi. ;D



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Lorenzo

#20
April 13, 2011, 12:48:39 AM

atot ba ning thread uy.  maghusa man ko anig kinatawa...

na hala, kun supermarket trolley ko, magpakasal ko.  asa man tuod mi mag-honeymoon?  giingnan na ra ba ko sa akong groom nga kkb kuno mi. ;D





awww maayo ug supermarket trolley ka. maka sakay imohang pet lion. bwahaha.
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islander

#21
April 13, 2011, 12:49:22 AM

ask lang unta ko nimo, flying segs... ang atm ba pareha ug hitsura nimo? ;D

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islander

#22
April 13, 2011, 12:50:50 AM

awww maayo ug supermarket trolley ka. maka sakay imohang pet lion. bwahaha.

enjoy the ride then, lorenz!  henceforth you're my pet. ;D

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AsPo

#23
April 13, 2011, 08:53:11 PM
ATM-antod tikod mo

hahaha
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hubag bohol

#24
April 14, 2011, 05:43:33 AM


motunga kono panagsa iya kit an sa katingalahang lanot, molokso pod apil sa iya migo hehehe

Mao ba? Pero basin perming gaaninaw...
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#25
April 14, 2011, 05:55:17 AM

Butete nga nag maskara... ga make up pa jud!!!  ;D

...kay motambong og EB! ;D
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#26
April 14, 2011, 06:07:25 AM


Hahahahah!!! ATM = Andam Tanan Magpakasal  ;D

He he, Ang Takwal Makapahalhal...
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chicogon

#27
April 14, 2011, 06:31:53 AM
ATM = ANG TIUNAY nga MACHO! Hard body!!! Mucho dinero pajud!!!  ;D
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#28
April 14, 2011, 06:41:15 AM

atot ba ning thread uy.  maghusa man ko anig kinatawa...

na hala, kun supermarket trolley ko, magpakasal ko.  asa man tuod mi mag-honeymoon?  giingnan na ra ba ko sa akong groom nga kkb kuno mi. ;D

Ikaw diay ang motungtong sa imong groom kon maohon... ;D
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#29
April 14, 2011, 06:45:44 AM


ATM = ANG TIUNAY nga MACHO! Hard body!!! Mucho dinero pajud!!!  ;D

Bwahaha! Bisan dili bungoton, matso gihapon! ;D
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#30
April 14, 2011, 07:47:16 AM


ask lang unta ko nimo, flying segs... ang atm ba pareha ug hitsura nimo? ;D

Mas tubigtubigan pa ang Flying Segbin kaysa ATM...
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islander

#31
April 14, 2011, 08:24:34 AM

Mas tubigtubigan pa ang Flying Segbin kaysa ATM...

medyo, pero maghinahinay ang bride ani kay maithan unya inig lupad... madato unyag samot tan-awon kay nagkorona man ug iti. ;D

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#32
April 14, 2011, 08:26:58 AM

baydewi, mora man ug laki ra nga atm ang gihisgotan dinhi.  wa ba diay bayeng atm?

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#33
April 14, 2011, 08:39:46 AM
unsa man pod ning ATM Moslem or Christian? kay kung Moslem, pwede iminyo ug ikapila.... unya kung mahutdan pod ning ATM, allowed ba divorce ani or not? :D :D :D
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#34
April 14, 2011, 10:19:12 AM


medyo, pero maghinahinay ang bride ani kay maithan unya inig lupad... madato unyag samot tan-awon kay nagkorona man ug iti. ;D

OK pud nga ang iti naad sa alimpulo, wala sa tikod sa boots... ;D
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#35
April 14, 2011, 10:20:05 AM


baydewi, mora man ug laki ra nga atm ang gihisgotan dinhi.  wa ba diay bayeng atm?

Wa man guy lalaki nga makontento sa asawa nga ATM, mao tingali...
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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#36
April 14, 2011, 10:22:27 AM


unsa man pod ning ATM Moslem or Christian? kay kung Moslem, pwede iminyo ug ikapila.... unya kung mahutdan pod ning ATM, allowed ba divorce ani or not? :D :D :D

Bwahaha! Aw, kon daghang asawa ang ATM, dali rang mapurdoy. Tsl, tsk, tsk, adto paingon sa junk shop...
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chicogon

#37
April 14, 2011, 12:09:41 PM


ask lang unta ko nimo, flying segs... ang atm ba pareha ug hitsura nimo? ;D


Mas tubigtubigan pa ang Flying Segbin kaysa ATM...

Mirror mirror on the bank wall who's the richest of them all?  ;D
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#38
April 14, 2011, 01:03:11 PM

the life and times of 00segbin




the groom and his bride




the groom before the wedding




married life




the groom after the divorce
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#39
April 14, 2011, 01:55:06 PM
Bwahahaha... history of the married life of 00Segbin  ; :-X
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#40
April 14, 2011, 02:01:29 PM

baydewi, mora man ug laki ra nga atm ang gihisgotan dinhi.  wa ba diay bayeng atm?


Diay babaye nga ATM gipanamastamasan ni Bay Bugs (peace Bugs)

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#41
April 14, 2011, 02:02:27 PM


WANTED PENPAL  ;D
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AsPo

#42
April 14, 2011, 04:38:07 PM
ah usa kasako ang gikobra ni lolo,daghana mapalit ana klase nga boots hahaha
"Let thy words be few"

hubag bohol

#43
April 14, 2011, 05:25:58 PM


Diay babaye nga ATM gipanamastamasan ni Bay Bugs (peace Bugs)



Oi, nagluib na diay si Bay Bugs sa iyang loyal nga unlan! ;D
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AsPo

#44
April 14, 2011, 05:29:02 PM
nagopok ug nawalwag naman gud kono ija unlan hahaha
"Let thy words be few"

hubag bohol

#45
April 14, 2011, 05:30:22 PM




Maayo gani kay wa mag-boots... ;D
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#46
April 14, 2011, 05:36:39 PM


nagopok ug nawalwag naman gud kono ija unlan hahaha

Aw, karon nga ATM na iyang partner, siya na jud ang mapudpod ani... ;D
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#47
April 14, 2011, 06:24:43 PM


ah usa kasako ang gikobra ni lolo,daghana mapalit ana klase nga boots hahaha

Aw, maapod-apod jud ang tanang apo...
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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hubag bohol

#48
April 14, 2011, 06:25:58 PM

Kini maoy dato nga ATM...





8)
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chicogon

#49
April 14, 2011, 08:31:43 PM

Kini maoy dato nga ATM...




8)

Mao siguro ni muslim nga ATM   ;D
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#50
April 14, 2011, 10:30:51 PM



WANTED PENPAL  ;D

uy, si santa claus naabtan ug recession.
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#51
April 15, 2011, 11:49:59 AM


Mao siguro ni muslim nga ATM   ;D

Sa nadugay nakong tan-aw, mora man diay nig incinerator og ilo... ;D
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#52
April 15, 2011, 11:56:07 AM
Nag as-o-aso sa kainit sa tagingting sa sinsilyo  ;D
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Vistabel

#53
April 15, 2011, 11:59:53 AM
wa may muslim sa mga segbin bro., we're all human este animal, instead. mao wa ko kaila unsa na hahahaha ::)

islander

#54
April 15, 2011, 12:45:35 PM

sa binasa nako ani nga thread nga nakapasamot nako ug insomnia, makaingon na lang ko nga at this point in time, pinaagig tubag sa pangutana, no, i do not it do someone think will.
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bugsay

#55
April 15, 2011, 12:48:29 PM
pwede ba kaha'g uyab-uyab lang sa ATM...kini lage'ng naa na ta'y asawa....
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#56
April 15, 2011, 12:59:02 PM

lisod.  kun iabot sa binunalay man god, alkansi ang asawa (granting nga bagol nga alkansiya ang imong tsuwa) kay lisod bun-ogon ning atm.  mabuak na lang ang asawa morag kalamay sa jagna, ang atm nimong girlfriend gabarog gihapon.  at least, sa akong experience ha.  kapila na man god ko makabunal ug atm.  unsaon alkansiya man lang ko nga plaster of paris piggy bank.
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#57
April 15, 2011, 01:04:31 PM

lisod.  kun iabot sa binunalay man god, alkansi ang asawa (granting nga bagol nga alkansiya ang imong tsuwa) kay lisod bun-ogon ning atm.  mabuak na lang ang asawa morag kalamay sa jagna, ang atm nimong girlfriend gabarog gihapon.  at least, sa akong experience ha.  kapila na man god ko makabunal ug atm.  unsaon alkansiya man lang ko nga plaster of paris piggy bank.

ang akoa ba nga mag withdraw nalang ko'g wawart nya ihatag sa asawa....aron, mag Lazy Sunday ko kada adlaw.......hehehe
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#58
April 15, 2011, 01:12:05 PM

lisod gihapon.  ibutang na lang ning imong gihandom sa aparador sa mga damgong way katumanan.  kining asawa magselos gihapon bisag siya imong tagaan sa imong gi-withdraw.  mahibung man god ning asawa kun imo bang trinabahoan nang kuwartaha.  karon, kun mahibaw-an unsa diay nga klase nga trabaho, lupad dayon imong bagol-bagol, lumping pa ang imong atm girlfriend. 
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#59
April 15, 2011, 01:13:47 PM


sa binasa nako ani nga thread nga nakapasamot nako ug insomnia, makaingon na lang ko nga at this point in time, pinaagig tubag sa pangutana, no, i do not it do someone think will.

Bwahaha! You contrary just are being. Naa man gani toy nagpakasal sa Berlin Wall, ATM pa ba kaha...
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#60
April 15, 2011, 01:18:30 PM


pwede ba kaha'g uyab-uyab lang sa ATM...kini lage'ng naa na ta'y asawa....

Aw, di ba diay to ikaw ug ang imong ATM nga uyab kadtong gi-post ni Fr. Chic earlier? ;D
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#61
April 15, 2011, 01:22:02 PM


ang akoa ba nga mag withdraw nalang ko'g wawart nya ihatag sa asawa....aron, mag Lazy Sunday ko kada adlaw.......hehehe

Hmm, ang akong nahibaw-an nga mag Lazy Sunday kada adlaw kay wa may asawa--unya wa puy wawart... ;D
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Vistabel

#62
April 15, 2011, 01:27:05 PM

Hmm, ang akong nahibaw-an nga mag Lazy Sunday kada adlaw kay wa may asawa--unya wa puy wawart... ;D


hahaha katawa lang ko bai ha kay murag daghan ang nasapol nini nga way wawart ug asawa.

hubag bohol

#63
April 15, 2011, 01:36:22 PM


hahaha katawa lang ko bai ha kay murag daghan ang nasapol nini nga way wawart ug asawa.

Aw, ato na lang ikalipay kadtong buhong sa kwarta unya buhong pa jud sa asawa...
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