The Lawyer

[..yadz..]

An LA lawyer parks his brand new Porsche in front of
the office to show it off to his colleagues. As
he?s getting out of the car, a semi-trailer comes
flying along too close to the kerb and takes off
the door before speeding off.


Distraught, the lawyer grabs his mobile and calls
the cops. Five minutes later, the police arrive.
Before the cop has a chance to ask any questions,
the lawyer starts screaming hysterically: ?My Porsche,
My beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how
long it?s at the panel beaters it?ll simply never be
the same again!?


After the lawyer finally finishes his rant, the
policeman shakes his head in disgust. ?I can?t believe
how materialistic you bloody lawyers are,? he says.
?You lot are so focused on your possessions that you
don?t notice anything else in your life.?


?How can you say such a thing at a time like this??
snaps the lawyer.


The policeman replies, ?Didn?t you
realize that your right arm was torn off when
the truck hit you.?


The lawyer looks down in absolute horror.


?OH NO!!!!!? he screams.
?Where?s my Rolex??

[buenavista]

An LA lawyer parks his brand new Porsche in front of
the office to show it off to his colleagues. As
he?s getting out of the car, a semi-trailer comes
flying along too close to the kerb and takes off
the door before speeding off.


Distraught, the lawyer grabs his mobile and calls
the cops. Five minutes later, the police arrive.
Before the cop has a chance to ask any questions,
the lawyer starts screaming hysterically: ?My Porsche,
My beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how
long it?s at the panel beaters it?ll simply never be
the same again!?


After the lawyer finally finishes his rant, the
policeman shakes his head in disgust. ?I can?t believe
how materialistic you bloody lawyers are,? he says.
?You lot are so focused on your possessions that you
don?t notice anything else in your life.?


?How can you say such a thing at a time like this??
snaps the lawyer.


The policeman replies, ?Didn?t you
realize that your right arm was torn off when
the truck hit you.?


The lawyer looks down in absolute horror.


?OH NO!!!!!? he screams.
?Where?s my Rolex??

hehehehe!grabe jud!

[..yadz..]

ingon ana jud ka oa...

[Happy]

basin filipino na nga lawyer ha! hahaha

[..yadz..]

naa jud uban taw ingon ani ka hambog, bisan pa dili lawyer..ma pinoy or foreigners...lolz!