YOU DO THE MATH...

[lindy]

Romance Mathematics:

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dump woman = affair

Dump man + smart woman = marriage

Dump man + dump woman  = pregnancy


SHOPPING MATH:

A man will pay $20.00 for a $10.00 item he needs.

A woman will pay $10.00 for a $20.00 item that she doesn't need.


GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS:

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

[Scarb]

if i compute this way:

S.man + S.woman=romance
D.man + S.woman=marriage

1S.m.+2S.w.=romance/marriage

hence: 2 S.w.- 1 D.m = 1Sw

therefore 1S.w + 1 S.m = romance/marriage


woman pays 10$ for 3 items
while-  man pays 20$ for 1 item

[Lorenzo]

Interesting arithmetic, Mr. Lindy

[dakogoten]

unja pila may premyo ani. mag libog libog lang ko ug kwenta way mapa abot.

[lindy]

unsa man maayo i premyo D.O.

[dakogoten]

bisan $100 lang gud. kamo may tubig tubigan mga abords. usa ka kan-anan ra man ninjo na sa gawas ba. sa restaurant. PLEASE mr. lindy. ijawat na lang ba. paeta ahong trabaho oi. hinoon libre dokdok man ug IYOTer bisan unsang orasa basta wa lay customer. pag gama ug imong contest lindy. naa nay $100 for governor. you do the math. naa ka . naa si lorenzo. si bol-anon ko. si swakee. kadaghan ninjong abords dinhi unja usa ra ka bo-ok ang mo sponsor. i do the math. 10 mo ka abord mohatag ug $100. naa nay $1000 nga prize. pon-an ni fortune ug 1 milyon. sos . kina bibohan jud ning website ni mike. naa man kahay mo hatag ninjo ug round trip ticket ni mike. mas okey tingali si mike nga ihatag lang ninjo namo nang mga locals. ijawat na lang ba.