NEVER LIE TO KIDS

[slackware]

NEVER LIE TO KIDS

    There was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a
    little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself
    with the newspaper he was reading.

    The girl came up to him and asked, "What do you have
    under the newspaper?" Thinking quickly, the guy
    replied, "A bird."

    The girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep. When he
    woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain.

    The police asked him what happened. The guy says, "I
    don't know.

    I was lying on the beach, this little girl asked me a
    question, I

    guess I dozed off, and the next thing I know is I'm
    here."

    The police went to the beach, found the girl, and
    asked her,

    What did you do to that naked fellow?"

    After a pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I
    was playing with his bird and it spit on me, so I
    broke its neck,

    cracked its e ggs, and set its nest on fire



    Moral of the story....................never lie to
    kids.

[buenavista]

hehehehe

[lumine]

 

[slackware]

grabe sad atong tawhana wala gyud nakamata! ehhehhhe....

[queen]

grabe sad atong tawhana wala gyud nakamata! ehhehhhe....

A bird? He could've said a poisonous snake instead. No child would like to play with snakes, I guess.  

[Barbaro]

 

[..yadz..]

no wonder...
kids are really fascinated with birds..

[Happy]

tagam! ngano jud hinganln ug lain, why not tell the truth, after all mahibaw-an raman japun sa bata.

no wonder ang tawag ana sa anak sa akong amo nga chinese sa una is "kokobird"(not sure the spelling of koko lol)

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[jorgeanna]

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NEVER LIE TO KIDS


    The girl came up to him and asked, "What do you have
    under the newspaper?" Thinking quickly, the guy
    replied, "A bird."

maayo pa hambal siya "PIKOY "