David Letterman's Top Ten on Filipino-Americans

[PrincessSaDagat]

Top 10 Reasons Why There Couldn't Be a Filipino-American US President,


By David Letterman


10. The White House is not big enough for in-laws and extended relatives.

9. There are not enough parking spaces at the White House for 2 Honda Civics, 2 Toyota Land Cruisers, 3 Toyota Corollas, a Mercedes Benz, a BMW , and an MPV (My Pinoy Van).

8. Dignitaries generally are intimidated by eating with their fingers at State dinners.

7. There are too many dining rooms in the White House - where will they put the picture of the Last Supper?

6. The White House walls are not big enough to hold a pair of giant wooden spoon and fork

5. Secret Service staff won't respond to 'psst... psst' or ‘hoy….hoy…hoy…’

4. Secret Service staff will not be comfortable driving the presidential car with a Holy Rosary hanging on the rear view mirror, or the statue of the Santo Nino on the dashboard.

3. No budget allocation to purchase a Karaoke music-machine for every room in the White House.

2. State dinners do not allow 'Take Home'.


AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY THERE COULDN'T BE A FILIPINO-AMERICAN U.S. PRESIDENT IS...





1. Air Force One does not allow overweight Balikbayan boxes!

[Lorenzo]

HAHAHA hilarious.

[Happy]

hahaha prinsess, this is really funny and true pud haha..

perti katawa sa akong bana pagkabasa sa number 5, kay kanunay man siya makadungog nako ana haha

[PrincessSaDagat]

psst.  I was laughing so hard myself because I still can remember growing up at my Mom's house.

[Happy]

haha katawa bitaw ko lagi

[willmerit]

hahaha prinsess, this is really funny and true pud haha..

perti katawa sa akong bana pagkabasa sa number 5, kay kanunay man siya makadungog nako ana haha

hahahaha pwerte pod katawa sa akong bana, ingon siya tinood kuno kaajo ni.  naa kuno sumpay ana no.5, gawas sa hoy hoy hoy, pst, pst, pst. naa pa apil ana, kana bitaw ipasaka ang kilay isip tubag sa pangutana.  unya ang simod pod itudlo ug pangutan on asa dapita heheh.

[ms da binsi]

Is that really true?

I mean did David Letterman say that???

[Happy]

hahahaha pwerte pod katawa sa akong bana, ingon siya tinood kuno kaajo ni.  naa kuno sumpay ana no.5, gawas sa hoy hoy hoy, pst, pst, pst. naa pa apil ana, kana bitaw ipasaka ang kilay isip tubag sa pangutana.  unya ang simod pod itudlo ug pangutan on asa dapita heheh.

hahaha korek jud, bol-anon trait na

[willmerit]

hehehhehe, maglagot siya ug kilay ray itubag.  shavean kuno nija kadugayan.

[Happy]

naks, magpa-tattoo nalang ka willmerit hha

[ms da binsi]

hehehhehe, maglagot siya ug kilay ray itubag.  shavean kuno nija kadugayan.

hahahhahhaha

tattoo unsa man diay!!!

wa nay shavean

[willmerit]

mao pod.  sayangan man ko kay bagaon ra ba ang akong kilay, gi trim ni sa akong amigang bading sauna, dili lang ko ana tatoo kay di ko ganahan magpatatoo.