Nilayas Kay Buntis

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hubag bohol

June 20, 2011, 06:08:10 PM
Kumare 1 (dalaga): Mare, diri una ko puyo sa inyo kay nilayas ko sa balay, buntis man gud ko!

Kumare 2 (minyo): Oi, dapat didto ka puyo sa lalaki nga nakabuntis nimo.

Kumare 1: Mao gani diri ko puyo! Naa si kumpare diha?


Bwahaha! ;D
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bugsay

#1
June 20, 2011, 07:11:18 PM

Kumare 1 (dalaga): Mare, diri una ko puyo sa inyo kay nilayas ko sa balay, buntis man gud ko!

Kumare 2 (minyo): Oi, dapat didto ka puyo sa lalaki nga nakabuntis nimo.

Kumare 1: Mao gani diri ko puyo! Naa si kumpare diha?


Bwahaha! ;D

Kumare 2 (minyo): Tua nilayas na..
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hubag bohol

#2
June 20, 2011, 08:55:33 PM

Kumare 2 (minyo): Tua nilayas na..

Tuas China? ;D
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indaymen50

#3
June 21, 2011, 01:29:38 AM
Ngayo  unta  sija  ug  advice kang Governator....muahahahahaha!
"Don't  frown even if  you're  sad  because  you  don't  know  who  is  falling  in  love  with  your  SMILE."

Lorenzo

#4
June 21, 2011, 01:43:54 AM

Ngayo  unta  sija  ug  advice kang Governator....muahahahahaha!

haha! sigoro mo ingon sija, "I'll be back.."

OT: Kamusta naman ka Tita? Welcome back to TB!
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magbalantay

#5
June 21, 2011, 08:15:26 AM

Kumare 1 (dalaga): Mare, diri una ko puyo sa inyo kay nilayas ko sa balay, buntis man gud ko!

Kumare 2 (minyo): Oi, dapat didto ka puyo sa lalaki nga nakabuntis nimo.

Kumare 1: Mao gani diri ko puyo! Naa si kumpare diha?


Bwahaha! ;D
mga kumare sa TB, unsa mai injong buhaton kung mau ni ang nahitabo pud ninjo?  ;D

           mga mister pud ??? ??? ??? 

chriswise

#6
June 22, 2011, 01:14:34 AM

           mga kumare sa TB, unsa mai injong buhaton kung mau ni ang nahitabo pud ninjo?  ;D

           mga mister pud ??? ??? ??? 

mao na ni karon,,he,he,he,,lisod na molayas tabok pag lawod,,,he,he
Since its blood was not taken into the Holy Place, you should have eaten the goat in the sanctuary area, as I commanded." Leviticus 10:18

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hubag bohol

#7
June 22, 2011, 06:22:01 AM
Di angay problemahon ang pagkabuntis kon naa lay ikabuhi sa bata. Unsaon di man jud kalikayan nga masipyat usahay...
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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magbalantay

#8
June 22, 2011, 08:07:13 AM

Di angay problemahon ang pagkabuntis kon naa lay ikabuhi sa bata. Unsaon di man jud kalikayan nga masipyat usahay...
korek jud ka bai. uso na man pud na karong panahuna. deposito daan una minyo ;D uruhay kung baug ???

   normal na man karon ;D ;D ;D ang abnormal ???virgin pa ang badji....wa pa jud nahilabti ni laki ;D ;D ;D

hubag bohol

#9
June 22, 2011, 11:01:04 AM

   korek jud ka bai. uso na man pud na karong panahuna. deposito daan una minyo ;D uruhay kung baug ???

Naa baya puy punto ni nga pamaagi...
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hubag bohol

#10
June 22, 2011, 11:02:19 AM

    normal na man karon ;D ;D ;D ang abnormal ???virgin pa ang badji....wa pa jud nahilabti ni laki ;D ;D ;D

He he, usahay baya, dili kagustohan sa baje nga virgin pa siya... ;D
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statesville

#11
June 22, 2011, 11:45:36 AM
kalooy sa kumare giuntoy aning duha.. ::)
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magbalantay

#12
June 24, 2011, 11:03:37 PM

kalooy sa kumare giuntoy aning duha.. ::)
oopppssss....sorry lang. nagpagawas ra mi sa among gibati :)

islander

#13
June 24, 2011, 11:13:24 PM

             oopppssss....sorry lang. nagpagawas ra mi sa among gibati :)

gibating untoy, gibating nakabuntis, o gibating baog?  take your pick, hehehe. ;D
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magbalantay

#14
June 24, 2011, 11:16:43 PM

gibating untoy, gibating nakabuntis, o gibating baog?  take your pick, hehehe. ;D
"mini-mini my nimo" diay ni :-\ :-\ :-\   my nimo....maau nimo diay ni ;D ;D

islander

#15
June 24, 2011, 11:21:43 PM

    "mini-mini my nimo" diay ni :-\ :-\ :-\   my nimo....maau nimo diay ni ;D ;D

uuuuyyyy, take your pick lang god... don't be shy... ;D
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hubag bohol

#16
June 25, 2011, 07:11:08 AM

kalooy sa kumare giuntoy aning duha.. ::)

Wa baya ta masayod, basin nalipay siya aron makarason siya nga molingkawas sa talikala sa kaminyoon...
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hubag bohol

#17
June 25, 2011, 07:13:12 AM

mao na ni karon,,he,he,he,,lisod na molayas tabok pag lawod,,,he,he

Mas lisod kon makahukom nga motabok paingon sa sunod nga kinabuhi... :P
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chriswise

#18
June 26, 2011, 02:56:07 AM
nya,,ha,ha,,nindot ning kalakiha da,
Since its blood was not taken into the Holy Place, you should have eaten the goat in the sanctuary area, as I commanded." Leviticus 10:18

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hubag bohol

#19
June 26, 2011, 05:01:48 PM

gibating untoy, gibating nakabuntis, o gibating baog?  take your pick, hehehe. ;D

Naay manguntoy pero di makabuntis kay baog diay... ;D
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hubag bohol

#20
June 26, 2011, 05:02:53 PM

nya,,ha,ha,,nindot ning kalakiha da,

...nga nilayas kay buntis? ???
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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magbalantay

#21
June 26, 2011, 07:17:46 PM

Mas lisod kon makahukom nga motabok paingon sa sunod nga kinabuhi... :P
di bai...motabok lang sa silingan ;D kay ngano kaha ??? ??? ???

hubag bohol

#22
June 26, 2011, 07:26:41 PM

      di bai...motabok lang sa silingan ;D kay ngano kaha ??? ??? ???

Aw, angay jud hinuon ipatigbabaw ang panagsilingan...
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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magbalantay

#23
June 26, 2011, 07:29:13 PM

Aw, angay jud hinuon ipatigbabaw ang panagsilingan...
palaban ni pare ko :o

hubag bohol

#24
June 26, 2011, 07:33:35 PM

                palaban ni pare ko :o

He he, kalaki lang, pero way layasay... ;D
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chriswise

#25
July 12, 2011, 06:09:44 PM

He he, kalaki lang, pero way layasay... ;D

nya kay mo tubag man og,,way bot anay,,,layas nya apas,,,
Since its blood was not taken into the Holy Place, you should have eaten the goat in the sanctuary area, as I commanded." Leviticus 10:18

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#26
July 12, 2011, 09:39:38 PM

nya kay mo tubag man og,,way bot anay,,,layas nya apas,,,

Nya kon maapsan sa sanggot, way mahayay,,,
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chriswise

#27
July 22, 2011, 03:04:07 AM
he,he,he,he,,naka uli na siguro nang nilayas oi,,sharo napod,,,,or diba nanganak na,,he,he,,
Since its blood was not taken into the Holy Place, you should have eaten the goat in the sanctuary area, as I commanded." Leviticus 10:18

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#28
July 22, 2011, 03:05:02 PM
Rebansin na pud kon maohon... ;D
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