Retirement Quote

[chicogon]

This is from Harold, an 82 year old pensioner:

I've often been asked, ''What do you old folks do now that you're retired?'' Well, I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background and one of the things I enjoy most is converting beer, wine and whisky into urine. I do it everyday and I really enjoy it.  It keeps me busy.

[hubag bohol]

Bwahaha! Maayo diay ning praktisado na tang daan!

[Kerstin]

This is from Harold, an 82 year old pensioner:

'' Well, I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background and one of the things I enjoy most is converting beer, wine and whisky into urine. I do it everyday and I really enjoy it.  It keeps me busy.

..wayok ah..! just like ni mom queen sa una daw..somebody asked in an interview.."whats ur sekwet for having dat proud age"? well, i always drink "Gin-Lime"..its efek is like a formaline..it conserved me..Lol

[hubag bohol]

Self-explanatory...

[Kerstin]

..pakapini asin ug limonsito para makadaghan tag yarok..!

[hubag bohol]

Mangoykoy na pud ang agokoy kon maohon!