10 Rules for ...Ecological Sex - Save the planet ... through sex!

[slackware]

10 Rules for ...Ecological Sex - Save the planet ... through sex!
By: Stefan Anitei, Science Editor - Softpedia



Do you want to save the planet? Do you want to lead a healthy life in a healthy environment? In this case, you must know that the way you have sex can ruin all these things. The answer: ecological sex!

1. Lights off! If all sex magazines tell you to do this, ecological sex rules recommend you to do quite the opposite. By decreasing the energy bill, you will also ‘work’ against global warming. Get rid of inhibitions by having sex in the full light of day!

2. Take showers together. This way you will spare a lot of water, and ...if things get hot, ‘continue’ in bedroom: don't waste the water. Over one billion people worldwide do not have access to drinkable water.

3. Use organic fertilizers. A Durex study found that 22% of the Americans have sex in the garden. But would you roll naked in a grass abundantly splashed with skin irritating toxins (read pesticides and fertilizers)?

The answer: natural fertilizers ... (you know what this mean...).

4. Avoid sex toys! Almost 50 % of the Americans have used a vibrator, but how many know that plastics abounds in Bisphenol A, a chemical causing reproductive disorders in women (uterine damage and cancer) as it imitates estradiol, a female sex hormone?

Phthalates are employed to soften plastics to give them a soft touch, but these too have hormonal activity and damage the liver, the kidneys, the lungs, and the testes. You better use toys made of glass, metal, silicon, and rubber.

5. Choose quality over anything else. No matter if it's about lingerie or some toy, cheap things last less. Quality items last longer and you will feel the difference compared to the sensations that cheaper products can offer.

6. No condoms! They are not biodegradable, thus throwing them (possibly in the bushes) means they will still be there after one year.

7. Choose natural aphrodisiacs! Don't contribute to making the polluting drug industry even more prosperous, use natural alternatives like celery, carrot, red hot chilly pepper, asparagus, ginseng, black pepper and avocado.

8. Become a vegetarian! Vegetables will help you feel as if you were a teenager again, and you should know that meat industry is one of the main water pollutants.

9. Your sex life can be improved by various genital exercises for both females and males, like Pilates, yoga and various oriental techniques that strengthen the muscles.

10. Keep moving! In the end, physical exercise is the best aphrodisiac. By improving blood circulation, the erectile function improves too. The endorphins released while exercising increase the libido.

[udtohan]

hehehe i already saved the planet..

[slackware]

hehehe i already saved the planet..

in what way?

[C2H4]

I do believe that Mr Hajji is the perfect irony.

He is a virgin who's a sex expert.

[slackware]

Pila ra gud pud pag copy paste sa internet...you can learn so many things just by browsing web!

[C2H4]

Pila ra gud pud pag copy paste sa internet...you can learn so many things just by browsing web!

Sus, puro ra na mga theory imoha Mr Hajji, it's time for you to find practical application for all your internet-acquired knowledge.

[slackware]

taman ra jud ta theory ani! unsaon man di man kamao mangitag girgeronon! hahahahahah!

[Bambi]

I do believe that Mr Hajji is the perfect irony.

He is a virgin who's a sex expert.


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Yeah.... you got him baby! He must have to be deported to other planet for not giving any contributions, isn't? 

[slackware]

unsa man na contributions? sinking fund?

[C2H4]

Mao jud Miss Bambs, he is not fulfilling his pre-ordained fate as a man--that of spreading his seed far and wide so our people can multiply and multiply some more.

[slackware]

i have recently commited a bow of celibacy! hahahahahha!

[C2H4]

i have recently commited a bow of celibacy! hahahahahha!

It's not doing you a lot of good, is it? that vow of yours...

Karon hinuon, you think of sex 24/7...

[slackware]

taman raman think pero wala sa act!

[Bambi]

i have recently commited a bow of celibacy! hahahahahha!

Holy Mohandis!.......Saint Hajji!  Aleluja! 

[slackware]

amen! hoy basig mokilat!

[C2H4]

taman raman think pero wala sa act!

pero maka bu**** ra ba na kadugayan mag sige ug huna2x bahin ana, Mr Hajji...

Basin unya wa damha, mag lakaw2x ka diha sa disyerto nga wa'y purol...

[Bambi]

pero maka bu**** ra ba na kadugayan mag sige ug huna2x bahin ana, Mr Hajji...

Basin unya wa damha, mag lakaw2x ka diha sa disyerto nga wa'y purol...

;DWhaaaaaaaaaaa............ WOW SEXY! 

[slackware]

hala! mag sleepwalking raba ko usahay! unya kun matulog ko kay totally naked raba! hahahahahah!

[C2H4]

hala! mag sleepwalking raba ko usahay! unya kun matulog ko kay totally naked raba! hahahahahah!

Hoist labhan jud na nimo ang punda sa imong unlan, kay mao raba na imong dabo dabohan ug tanday. Nanimaho na na.

[slackware]

hehehhehe! mao jud! kada gabii jud mag wetdreams! ahahhahahaha!

[Lorenzo]

hahaha what to do if you're still a virgin? Sex na lang in imagination, hahaha.
Brod Mohandis, mo join lang ta sa 'sexually frustrated virgins anonymous' club. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!

[C2H4]

dodong, are you joining the virgin bandwagon and proclaiming yourself as such?

hmn...hmn...hmn...

Ning daghan naman ang virgins oi...naa si Hajji, si teng, and now, you!

and we thought we've successfully and systematically exterminated the virgin specie!

they're like the ebola virus! they keep coming back!

what to do? what to do?

[Bambi]

That is why we like to dispatch him to another planet for he is not practicing it.

[Lorenzo]

dodong, are you joining the virgin bandwagon and proclaiming yourself as such?

hmn...hmn...hmn...

Ning daghan naman ang virgins oi...naa si Hajji, si teng, and now, you!

and we thought we've successfully and systematically exterminated the virgin specie!

they're like the ebola virus! they keep coming back!

what to do? what to do?

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!! I know we're spreading like wildfire, 'te



It really depends on what you mean by 'virgin'.

[Bambi]

Hello!!!!!!!!!

I am calling all those virgin girls online........please come forward!

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[udtohan]

ako!

[C2H4]

Sus, ning apil apil na pud si EL Mundo!

Samot na ka daghan ang virgins!

Miss Bambs, wala'y ning come forward! Wala na'y virgin girls dire! Unsa man, magpa repair nalang ta kang Dra. Abogada Lourdes Libres Rosaroso? 

Dodong, I am not aware nga daghan diay definition sa virgin.

Please categorize kuno dodong beh, for clarification...

[Bambi]

Who is Dra,. Lourdes.............? she is having a tailoring?

[C2H4]

Who is Dra,. Lourdes.............? she is having a tailoring?

She's the host of the radio program, Kini Ang Akong Suliran, sa DYHP.

[Lorenzo]

Sus, ning apil apil na pud si EL Mundo!

Samot na ka daghan ang virgins!

Miss Bambs, wala'y ning come forward! Wala na'y virgin girls dire! Unsa man, magpa repair nalang ta kang Dra. Abogada Lourdes Libres Rosaroso? 

Dodong, I am not aware nga daghan diay definition sa virgin.

Please categorize kuno dodong beh, for clarification...

ah, ang traditional sense of virgin is one who has not had vaginal-based intercourse diba? There are other ways, 'te, to show your affection...lol. I gave oral to my x before--and she likewise. Pero..that is the extent. I made it clear dili ko guso mo have sex kai mo save ko ana for marriage. Truth na.

[Bambi]

She is stationed in Bohol or Cebu?

[C2H4]

ah, ang traditional sense of virgin is one who has not had vaginal-based intercourse diba? There are other ways, 'te, to show your affection...lol. I gave oral to my x before--and she likewise. Pero..that is the extent. I made it clear dili ko guso mo have sex kai mo save ko ana for marriage. Truth na.

Hahaha! Aw mao diay na!

Dodong, do you think Lorenzo Junior is jealous of your dila?

After all, Mr Dila has been to places Lorenzo Junior can only dream of.

[C2H4]

She is stationed in Bohol or Cebu?

She's Cebuana. She owns St. Paul's College.

[Bambi]

So, C2H4......our VIRGIN BOYS applying  DILAcycd,  Girls save LACTCYCD na! 

[C2H4]

So, C2H4......our VIRGIN BOYS applying  DILAcycd,  Girls save LACTCYCD na! 

Mao gyud Miss Bambs!

Reading the posts from our boys, I am thinking that Lactacyd is good investment for our girls.

[Lorenzo]

Hahaha! Aw mao diay na!

Dodong, do you think Lorenzo Junior is jealous of your dila?

After all, Mr Dila has been to places Lorenzo Junior can only dream of.

..HAHAHAHAHA! natural man na....uy!
Naka hear ba ka sa ang saying 'back door entrance' ? hahaha

[Bambi]

I think our virgin boys surrendered na......where are they?  Nangharana? 

[slackware]

dia pa ko uy! dihay kulit kaayo na nagsige ug pm nako! ahahahaha! maghimo nalang jud mig organization sa mga certified virgins dire sa tb! ahahahahha!

[C2H4]

..HAHAHAHAHA! natural man na....uy!
Naka hear ba ka sa ang saying 'back door entrance' ? hahaha

Wahahahaha! Dodong, don't go that way! The backdoor is dark and cavernous and smelly and musty, and who knows what you'll find in there.

Better go through the front door, dodong.

[slackware]

Wahahahaha! Dodong, don't go that way! The backdoor is dark and cavernous and smelly and musty, and who knows what you'll find in there.

Better go through the front door, dodong.

the backdoor is tight and narrow! the tightier, the better daw! ahahhahaha!

[C2H4]

the backdoor is tight and narrow! the tightier, the better daw! ahahhahaha!

Tight spaces are scary! They're so dark, wala ka kahibaw unsa'y klase sa mga aliens nga nag lurk diha!

Remember the movie, Specie? ang mga aliens didto nag tago sa mga tight, dark places...

[slackware]

gwapa kaayo tong babae sa species uy! ahahahahahah!

[C2H4]

gwapa kaayo tong babae sa species uy! ahahahahahah!

Guapa lagi! pero dedbol pud imong labas!

[slackware]

wla man lagi na dedbol ang actor! ahahahahhah!

[C2H4]

wla man lagi na dedbol ang actor! ahahahahhah!

sus, mo rason jud! nangandoy jud diay ug alien

[slackware]

aw syempre! actor gud ko!

[ms da binsi]

naa na may nag damgo diri, wa pa gani makatulog....


nahimuot ko ug maajo sa injong post...

[udtohan]

gwapa kaayo tong babae sa species uy! ahahahahahah!

dapat tagaan to nimo og liwat!!!

[Kerstin]

i have recently commited a bow of celibacy! hahahahahha!

ahihihi  mangil, estoryahee..!

[hubag bohol]

10 Rules for ...Ecological Sex - Save the planet ... through sex!

Motuyhakaw kaha kon maghunahuna tag saving the planet?

[Kerstin]

Motuyhakaw kaha kon maghunahuna tag saving the planet?

pag imagins lang ug hamburger hihi

[hubag bohol]

Nga naay daghang ketchup?