Where do we go after Death?

[Vito Andoline]

Life After Death

What happens after death?

[bugsay]

Life After Death

What happens after death?

focus lang ta una sa toothpaste, bai Vitz..

[Vito Andoline]

focus lang ta una sa toothpaste, bai Vitz..

hahaha...sige bai2x

[bugsay]

hahaha...sige bai2x

hehehe...pakatok ra to bai...padayon ta ani..

asa man gyud diay imong plano paingnan...inig balik nimo sulithi nya mi..

[Lorenzo]

Life After Death

What happens after death?

The Atheist: You go to the ground, and become food for the worms. Have a good day!

The Muslim: Sadiq (Brother), if you are a good muslim and practiced Islam, defended Islam, and took into heart the Hadiths of the Prophet Muhammad (PBUH; Peace be upon him) then you will be judged by Allah Most Magnificent Most Forgiving, and be given entrance into Paradise! If Not you will be tossed into Eternal Hellfire

The Hindu: It depends on the Will of the Lord Brahma and your actions in this life. You will enter reincarnation after death. The level of rebirth depends on your goodness, kindness, and actions in the past life.

The Christian: If you believe in Jesus Christ and accept Him as your Lord and Savior, you will enter paradise. If you did not, you will burn in eternal hell fire.

Scientologists: You go to space!

The Mormon: Depending on how many wives you have, you will have your own plane of heaven!

~~

[Vito Andoline]

hehehe...pakatok ra to bai...padayon ta ani..

asa man gyud diay imong plano paingnan...inig balik nimo sulithi nya mi..

hahaha,bitaw bai basin ug naay maghutok hutok unya sa pangutana ani ug asa  ba gyud sila padung..

ako wa ra ba pud ko kahibaw ug asa ang  agianan padung sa paingnan.

[Lorenzo]

I had a conversation with a friend (a baptist) regarding this rather interesting topic. Of course, notwithstanding, biblical verses were exchanged on our part. We agreed that the notion of afterlife does in fact exist, by nature of faith, that we know and see not with our physical eyes, but by the eyes of the eternal soul. Christ Jesus is the key to this salvation, definitely.

The next day, we held the same conversation with other believers and some agnostics and atheists.

One of the atheists asked a question that was issued to cause dismay , but my friend and I tackled this question head on.
His question was, "What if there is no after life, then what do you Christians do?"

But instead of giving into his accusatory question, my friend (the baptist) answered accordingly,
"Then, in that case, you and all of us will be dead. Devoid of life and thought. There won't be any thought of anguish or pain or pestilence on believing in a faith that did not save because, afterall, we will be dead. Devoid of abstract thought."

He then asked him in return,
"But, friend, what will you do when you die, at the moment of death there was still blackness. Then out of no where you are called out by name. And realize that there really is an afterlife. Too late..."

[hubag bohol]

focus lang ta una sa toothpaste, bai Vitz..

Bwahaha! Gaplano man kaha nga binlan ta ani nga isyu! 

[hubag bohol]

What happens after death?

Na hala, Bay Vits, naa nay mga pamahayag. Usapa na! 

[bugsay]

Bwahaha! Gaplano man kaha nga binlan ta ani nga isyu! 

mahadlok man gud ko'ng motubag..nya ingnon ko nga di mao..

[hubag bohol]

mahadlok man gud ko'ng motubag..nya ingnon ko nga di mao..

Klaro man kaayo ang atik aning Bay Vito. Wa man juy saktong tubag para niya. (Sama nga way thread nga dili niya pwedeng sumpayan, he he.) 

[islander]

The Atheist: You go to the ground, and become food for the worms. Have a good day!

The Muslim: Sadiq (Brother), if you are a good muslim and practiced Islam, defended Islam, and took into heart the Hadiths of the Prophet Muhammad (PBUH; Peace be upon him) then you will be judged by Allah Most Magnificent Most Forgiving, and be given entrance into Paradise! If Not you will be tossed into Eternal Hellfire

The Hindu: It depends on the Will of the Lord Brahma and your actions in this life. You will enter reincarnation after death. The level of rebirth depends on your goodness, kindness, and actions in the past life.

The Christian: If you believe in Jesus Christ and accept Him as your Lord and Savior, you will enter paradise. If you did not, you will burn in eternal hell fire.

Scientologists: You go to space!

The Mormon: Depending on how many wives you have, you will have your own plane of heaven!

~~

the atheist:  lucky worms.
the muslim:  paradise is reachable, after all, though hellfire isn't far behind.
the hindu:  be cruel to animals, and you'll reincarnate as a cow with brown eyes.
the christian:  amen.   
scientologists:  will tom cruise be there?
the mormon:  how about depending on how many husbands one has?

[islander]

Bwahaha! Gaplano man kaha nga binlan ta ani nga isyu! 

manghinaot lang ko nga iya untang ibilin ang diamond nga gisuksok sa iyang lobot.

[islander]

mahadlok man gud ko'ng motubag..nya ingnon ko nga di mao..

hadyokog numeyo.  basta vito, ang r.i.p., return if possible.  way requiescat-requiescat.

[hubag bohol]

be cruel to animals, and you'll reincarnate as a cow with brown eyes.

[islander]

self-portrait ni, bai hubs?

[Vito Andoline]

hahahah,tawa lang ko ha kay basin madukol nnya ko..

[Lorenzo]

the atheist:  lucky worms.
the muslim:  paradise is reachable, after all, though hellfire isn't far behind.
the hindu:  be cruel to animals, and you'll reincarnate as a cow with brown eyes.
the christian:  amen.   
scientologists:  will tom cruise be there?
the mormon:  how about depending on how many husbands one has?

haha, on the last part, nice nice. Yes, indeed, why can't there be more equality in Mormon theological doctrine?

[hubag bohol]

self-portrait ni, bai hubs?

He he, gidamgo ko nga ikaw kuno ni, Ms. Isle...

[hubag bohol]

the mormon:  how about depending on how many husbands one has?

Hala ka! Malintian jud kag di oras ani! From within the forum, no less! 

[Vito Andoline]

He he, gidamgo ko nga ikaw kuno ni, Ms. Isle...

hahahaha,unsa kaha  ang porma sa imong damgo bai?

[hubag bohol]

hahahaha,unsa kaha  ang porma sa imong damgo bai?

Toro man tingali ko adtong akong damgo... 

[islander]

Toro man tingali ko adtong akong damgo... 

toro nga nabilin ang bayag sa kalibonan.

[hubag bohol]

toro nga nabilin ang bayag sa kalibonan.

Gibilin isip paon sa naadik og itlog... 

[Vito Andoline]

Toro man tingali ko adtong akong damgo... 

hahahaha,imo diay gisungag ang  tag iya sa turo bai

[hubag bohol]

hahahaha,imo diay gisungag ang  tag iya sa turo bai

Ambot tag-iya ba to siya, basta humok-humok tong parte nga akong gisungag bay.

[Vito Andoline]

Ambot tag-iya ba to siya, basta humok-humok tong parte nga akong gisungag bay.

hahaha,basin ang katulong sa turo to bai imong nasungag

[Scarb]

 baZin ang nag ask anhi nga lambo adto sa canto del Porgaturio malagfot..

[hubag bohol]

hahaha,basin ang katulong sa turo to bai imong nasungag

Basta kay lami, OK lang...

[hubag bohol]

baZin ang nag ask anhi nga lambo adto sa canto del Porgaturio malagfot..

Swerte na kaayo kon maohon... 

[Vito Andoline]

baZin ang nag ask anhi nga lambo adto sa canto del Porgaturio malagfot..

ikaw una kay musunod ko nimo magdala ug buwak

[hubag bohol]

[Vito Andoline]

asa kaha padung?maayo siguro mamatay na nagdamgo.

[hubag bohol]

asa kaha padung?maayo siguro mamatay na nagdamgo.

Problema kon nagdamgo og impyerno bay.

[Vito Andoline]

Problema kon nagdamgo og impyerno bay.

kana non bai,mata sa lang kay impyerno man..

[juliusarbizo]

I believe by faith I go to my Creator by way of Jesus Christ! One Transcendental Soul that gives us consciousness.

[Lorenzo]

To the Judgment Seat of Christ.

[bugsay]

baZin ang nag ask anhi nga lambo adto sa canto del Porgaturio malagfot..

hehehe...hasta ang tigbantay sa pultahan wa kahibawo'g asa ibutang si bai Vito?

[Vistabel]

there will be no other place to go except the place where all human remains being buried.
kaya habang may lakas pa lakwatsa, huwag uubusin ang lakas sa pagtratrabaho lamang at lalong huwag buburohin ang sarili sa loob ng bahay lamang  dahil pagtayo'y patay na, tiyak wala ng mapupuntahan pa.

[hubag bohol]

hehehe...hasta ang tigbantay sa pultahan wa kahibawo'g asa ibutang si bai Vito?

Speaking of whom, he he, asa na kaha to magtikawtikaw karon nga dugay na man tawong absent?

[hubag bohol]

there will be no other place to go except the place where all human remains being buried.

Dili diay ka motuo sa giingon nga life after death, Bay Vist?

[hubag bohol]

there will be no other place to go except the place where all human remains being buried.
kaya habang may lakas pa lakwatsa, huwag uubusin ang lakas sa pagtratrabaho lamang at lalong huwag buburohin ang sarili sa loob ng bahay lamang  dahil pagtayo'y patay na, tiyak wala ng mapupuntahan pa.

Ang nakaporke pud sa perming lakwatsa kay delikado pud tang sayo matigbak...