Beware oF This Woman

[pioneer]

A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

'Pulled hard'

Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self-defence.

The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year.

The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.

An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.

In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard". - BBC

[hofelina]

Wow, i wish she could demonstrate it in youtube!

taym pa dia ang akong na hinomdoman;

Hell hat no fury like...,

William Congreve, in The mourning bride, 1697:

As you'll answer it, take heed
This Slave commit no Violence upon
Himself. I've been deceiv'd. The Publick Safety
Requires he should be more confin'd; and none,
No not the Princes self, permitted to
Confer with him. I'll quit you to the King.
Vile and ingrate! too late thou shalt repent
The base Injustice thou hast done my Love:
Yes, thou shalt know, spite of thy past Distress,
And all those Ills which thou so long hast mourn'd;
Heav'n has no Rage, like Love to Hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a Fury, like a Woman scorn'd.

[hubag bohol]

A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

Paet. Giuli ngadto sa ex-boyfriend and iyang ex-testicle...

[wolfpack823]

Paet. Giuli ngadto sa ex-boyfriend and iyang ex-testicle...

Moral lesson of the story: dont trust the ex...and dont go near them aron dili-ka maka-experience og inuliay of lamang loob.

[hubag bohol]

Mas bale kon one kidney na lang, ajaw lang ang one testicle. Dili man pud balanse ang atong linakwan kon maohon...

[hubag bohol]

Moral lesson of the story: dont trust the ex...and dont go near them aron dili-ka maka-experience og inuliay of lamang loob.

And if you have no intention of playing along, never let a woman have manual access to your balls...

[wolfpack823]

And if you have no intention of playing along, never let a woman have manual access to your balls...

Kay ma balls-eye ka gyud, basin mabinugok hinuon na..muray gidangat. Bugok nga Glogins... Say mo.

[hofelina]

Saksto ka hubag, kay sod-onga kini nga bjikjik, nganong iyang gibaid ang iyang mga kukoh? Male warning?

[hubag bohol]

Right after gidakop man tingali ni diri si Amanda...

[vhinz08]

abi nako ug sundalo lang ang mawad an ug itlog. jejejejeje
mukanta na lang ug "ay pagkalaay gajod ning civilian nga wa nay itlog, punay na lang panghuy-ab punay na lag hinoktok, way buhat nga mahimo puro na lang pang-agho,  ang bajot masulob-on kay wa nay ugay ugajon"

[Han Delaguna]

William Congreve, in The mourning bride, 1697:

As you'll answer it, take heed
This Slave commit no Violence upon
Himself. I've been deceiv'd. The Publick Safety
Requires he should be more confin'd; and none,
No not the Princes self, permitted to
Confer with him. I'll quit you to the King.
Vile and ingrate! too late thou shalt repent
The base Injustice thou hast done my Love:
Yes, thou shalt know, spite of thy past Distress,
And all those Ills which thou so long hast mourn'd;
Heav'n has no Rage, like Love to Hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a Fury, like a Woman scorn'd.

So this is the full text of the famous line. Thanks for sharing this.

[hofelina]

Yes Sir, every line holds true for a woman in rage! Same with the John Bobbit news .

[Lorenzo]

Yes Sir, every line holds true for a woman in rage! Same with the John Bobbit news .

As they say, Manay, a woman in anger, is an opponent to be feared.

Best not to make one angry.

[statesville]

Uy! kagrabe, giuli pa gyud, unsaon man na nga dili na  mataud ug balik
        basin himoong souvenir, gilangkat man tawon 

[hubag bohol]

Uy! kagrabe, giuli pa gyud, unsaon man na nga dili na  mataud ug balik
        basin himoong souvenir, gilangkat man tawon 

Actually, iya untang giugom para dili makit-an. Sus kay naluwa man, wa tuyoa. Gilok tingali kaayo...

[vhinz08]

Actually, iya untang giugom para dili makit-an. Sus kay naluwa man, wa tuyoa. Gilok tingali kaayo...

maayo pag gi soup no. 5 nyag himo, giuli pa jud sakspan noon.

[statesville]

"Malooy ka aray Itsay nganong...." 
    basin  mao ni iyang gikanta pagkahitabo