Love Promise Jud

Started by Kerstin, April 19, 2010, 09:44:31 PM

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Kerstin

April 19, 2010, 09:44:31 PM
BANA: Love, promise sugod karon di na tika luiban. Ako nang biyaan ang akong kabit  :-[

ASAWA: wow, tenk you love, ako sad promise, ang sunod natong anak, ikaw nay amahan. Promise jud! ;D
"Imperfection is beauty,
madness is genius
& it’s better to be
absolutely ridiculous
than absolutely boring"  ~ Marilyn Monroe

statesville

#1
April 21, 2010, 10:31:13 AM
Pinagbili ang Misis
May isang lasing na pumasok sa Bar. Napansin ng mga customer na umiiyak ang lasing.
Tinanong ng isang customer kung bakit.

Lasing: Kagabi, nandito rin kami ng Misis ko pero pinagbili ko siya ng maubusan
          ako ng perang pang bili ng alak.

Customer: Ang lupit naman pala ng ginawa mo sa asawa mo. Siguro, nagsisi ka na
             dahil doon sa nangyari kagabi kaya't gusto mong bumalik siya sa iyo!

Lasing: (Napapaiyak pa rin) Talagang gusto kung bumalik siya sa akin!

Customer: Ngayon, na 'realized' mo na mahal mo pa rin ang asawa mo, di ba.

Lasing: Hindi naman. Gusto ko siyang bumalik dahil naubusan na naman
         ako ng pera at gusto kung uminom ngayong gabi!
Every Christian has GPS -God-Provided Salvation!
It may not guide you to everywhere you want to go in this world, but it will ensure  that you arrive safely in heaven.

Kerstin

#2
May 07, 2010, 06:30:49 AM

Pinagbili ang Misis
May isang lasing na pumasok sa Bar. Napansin ng mga customer na umiiyak ang lasing.
Tinanong ng isang customer kung bakit.

Lasing: Kagabi, nandito rin kami ng Misis ko pero pinagbili ko siya ng maubusan
          ako ng perang pang bili ng alak.

Customer: Ang lupit naman pala ng ginawa mo sa asawa mo. Siguro, nagsisi ka na
             dahil doon sa nangyari kagabi kaya't gusto mong bumalik siya sa iyo!

Lasing: (Napapaiyak pa rin) Talagang gusto kung bumalik siya sa akin!

Customer: Ngayon, na 'realized' mo na mahal mo pa rin ang asawa mo, di ba.

Lasing: Hindi naman. Gusto ko siyang bumalik dahil naubusan na naman
         ako ng pera at gusto kung uminom ngayong gabi!

'Wag mo akong ipagbili honey ,himoon ti ka rong dugos  ;D
"Imperfection is beauty,
madness is genius
& it’s better to be
absolutely ridiculous
than absolutely boring"  ~ Marilyn Monroe

alycxs

#3
May 07, 2010, 08:44:51 AM
kining tawhana dili na kinahanglan ug ipabalsamar ug ma tigok...hehehe wala namay kagaw mosukol kay alcohol naman tanan iyang dugo hahaha
“Weak is he who permits his thoughts to control his actions; strong is he who forces his actions to control his thoughts.”  (Scroll VI) ~Og Mandino

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statesville

#4
May 07, 2010, 11:08:06 PM
Maid: Sir, mahibal-an gani ta ani ni Ma’am nah!
Mr.: Dili lagi, motug-an pud diay ka?
Maid: Dli uy!
Mr.: Ok, sige, make-up pi napud ko… kanang pina-IGAT jud ha?
Every Christian has GPS -God-Provided Salvation!
It may not guide you to everywhere you want to go in this world, but it will ensure  that you arrive safely in heaven.

Kerstin

#5
May 08, 2010, 09:19:25 PM

Maid: Sir, mahibal-an gani ta ani ni Ma’am nah!
Mr.: Dili lagi, motug-an pud diay ka?
Maid: Dli uy!
Mr.: Ok, sige, make-up pi napud ko… kanang pina-IGAT jud ha?

ha ha ha nagtakoban diay to nga hubby? Bading diay dako egata woi  ;D
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"Imperfection is beauty,
madness is genius
& it’s better to be
absolutely ridiculous
than absolutely boring"  ~ Marilyn Monroe

hofelina

#6
May 09, 2010, 12:01:38 AM
husband and wife sang together.., my pledge of love can now be broken! ;D
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hubag bohol

#7
May 09, 2010, 02:22:33 PM
"Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar?" asked the suspicious wife.

"No, I can't," the husband replied. "I distinctly remember taking my shirt off."

;D
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Kerstin

#8
May 13, 2010, 07:38:34 PM

husband and wife sang together.., my pledge of love can now be broken! ;D

Broken promises and broken dreams thats what you are..!

Sad movies always makes me cry, LoL !
"Imperfection is beauty,
madness is genius
& it’s better to be
absolutely ridiculous
than absolutely boring"  ~ Marilyn Monroe

hubag bohol

#9
May 13, 2010, 08:57:16 PM

Broken promises and broken dreams thats what you are..!

Sad movies always makes me cry, LoL !

Bwahaha! Cry me a river, because a river runs throught it!

Maajo na lang ning maghinanggaw ta diri kaysa atong gamiton ning forum isip study group (unja dajon magpasiatab, bwahaha, kaluoy pud...)! ;D 
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Kerstin

#10
May 13, 2010, 09:21:07 PM

Bwahaha! Cry me a river, because a river runs throught it!

Maajo na lang ning maghinanggaw ta diri kaysa atong gamiton ning forum isip study group (unja dajon magpasiatab, bwahaha, kaluoy pud...)! ;D 

ha ha ha sa laktod nga pagkasulti > aron ingnon !
"Imperfection is beauty,
madness is genius
& it’s better to be
absolutely ridiculous
than absolutely boring"  ~ Marilyn Monroe

hubag bohol

#11
May 13, 2010, 09:33:37 PM


ha ha ha sa laktod nga pagkasulti > aron ingnon !

Klaro ra ba nga educated beyond his intelligence, bwahaha! ;D
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Kerstin

#12
May 13, 2010, 09:46:58 PM

Klaro ra ba nga educated beyond his intelligence, bwahaha! ;D

Morag ing ana man ngale na basta crossbrid
> Neanderthal and Homo Sapiens plus GoRiLLa DNA?

ha ha ha  gitika ko Manoy..!
"Imperfection is beauty,
madness is genius
& it’s better to be
absolutely ridiculous
than absolutely boring"  ~ Marilyn Monroe

hubag bohol

#13
May 13, 2010, 10:02:48 PM

Morag ing ana man ngale na basta crossbrid
> Neanderthal and Homo Sapiens plus GoRiLLa DNA?

ha ha ha  gitika ko Manoy..!

Bwahaha!

A blathering mongrel wherein the gorilla DNA is dominant in both physiognomy and cranial capacity, bwahaha! ;D
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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ms da binsi

#14
May 13, 2010, 10:05:57 PM

Morag ing ana man ngale na basta crossbrid
> Neanderthal and Homo Sapiens plus GoRiLLa DNA?

ha ha ha  gitika ko Manoy..!



bwahhahahahahahhahhaha!

mga way bataZan!!!!!!

AsPo

#15
May 13, 2010, 10:07:47 PM



bwahhahahahahahhahhaha!

mga way bataZan!!!!!!

bwahaaaaaa
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Kerstin

#16
May 13, 2010, 10:42:25 PM
LoVe promise jud, ikaw ray akong wilikan sa lawot nga laway ! ahahaha
"Imperfection is beauty,
madness is genius
& it’s better to be
absolutely ridiculous
than absolutely boring"  ~ Marilyn Monroe

hubag bohol

#17
May 13, 2010, 11:02:00 PM
Love promise jud, ang akong laway molawot lang kon ikaw ang wilikan! ;D
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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Kerstin

#18
May 13, 2010, 11:07:41 PM
LoVe promise jud, ako ra pagiloki ana imo bungot ha? bwahahaha
"Imperfection is beauty,
madness is genius
& it’s better to be
absolutely ridiculous
than absolutely boring"  ~ Marilyn Monroe
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