Man files case for permanent erection

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pioneer

June 07, 2007, 06:02:20 AM
A NEW York man has sued the makers of a health drink, saying it has given him a permanent erection for the last two years.

Christopher Woods said he drank the vitamin-enriched Boost Plus, made by the Swiss-based Novartis pharmaceutical company, on June 5, 2004.

He woke up the next morning "with an erection that would not subside" and sought treatment of the condition, called severe priapism, court papers say.

Mr Woods, 29, had a penile implant to move blood from one area to another, according to the Associated Press.

The lawsuit filed yesterday said Mr Woods later had problems that required him to have blood vessels in his penis closed off, a procedure that lessens the likelihood of an erection.

Novartis's Boost Plus website described the drink as "a great-tasting, high calorie, nutritionally complete oral supplement for people who require extra energy and protein in a limited volume", in vanilla, chocolate and strawberry.

Mr Woods' lawsuit, which seeks unspecified damages, names Novartis Consumer Health Inc as a defendant.

A spokeswoman for Novartis said the company was aware of the lawsuit but would not comment. (news.com.au June 6, 2007)
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#1
May 06, 2010, 04:25:16 PM

Duha ka tuig! 24/7? Dili jud mohijos bisag ilambos? Ija na lang unta tong ginegosyo! ;D
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#2
May 06, 2010, 05:03:32 PM
bata pa siya , nganong nagpalabi man siya ug inom sa tambal? karon nga nalabihan dili napod patindogon, shalan ba! ;D
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#3
May 06, 2010, 11:07:49 PM
Mao gyud, niintra na lang unta to siya sa turox2.


Duha ka tuig! 24/7? Dili jud mohijos bisag ilambos? Ija na lang unta tong ginegosyo! ;D
A Champion is a dreamer that refused to give up!

ms da binsi

#4
May 07, 2010, 12:50:38 AM
mirisi gud nang bigaon oi! nag huwat pa man sha duha ka tuig ang ang WARNING NAG INGON nga SEE YOUR DOCTOR IF ERECTION PERSIST IN 4 HOURS!!!!!

kagwang sha! ma overwork ija HEART ana kay tujuon na baja na ug circulate sa dugo and that is not supposed to be 700 some days! mao bitaw nga pahiyuson na sha ig human ug gamit para mopahuway ug pump ang HEART! detour na kaajo na para sa dugo...

lindy

#5
May 07, 2010, 01:11:08 AM
Korek gyud ka Tess.


bata pa siya , nganong nagpalabi man siya ug inom sa tambal? karon nga nalabihan dili napod patindogon, shalan ba! ;D
A Champion is a dreamer that refused to give up!

glacier_71

#6
May 07, 2010, 01:33:33 AM
hahahaha

basin di ni mao iyang gustong mahitabo. sulod sa duha ka tuig, he must have thought his penis would become larger in time.

kay mag-unsa man oroy og permi gahi, unya mao-mao rag cotton buds kadak-a?

mokiha na lang.
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ms da binsi

#7
May 07, 2010, 01:34:37 AM
bwahahhahhaahha that famous COTTON BUDS! hahahhaha!
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