Career Choice

[hubag bohol]

An old couple was a little worried about their son who was still living with them and who was still unable to decide about his future career.

They decided to do a small test.

They took a ten-dollar bill, a Bible, and a bottle of whisky, and put them on the dining table. They placed a note saying they were not home, and hid in a nearby closet.

The father's plan was: "If our son takes the money, he will be a businessman, if he takes the Bible, he will be a priest - but if he takes the bottle of whisky, I'm afraid our son will be a drunkard."

So, the parents waited nervously until they saw their son arrive.

The son, after seeing the note they had left, took the 10-dollar bill, looked at it against the light, and slid it in his pocket.

After that, he took the Bible, flicked through it, and took it.

Then he grabbed the bottle, opened it and took a whiff to get assured of the quality.

Then he left for his room, carrying all the three items.

The father slapped his forehead, and said: "Damn. Our son is going to be a politician!"

[islander]

you talkin' of a boholano former congressman's son?  or a boholano congressman's daughter, in case gender is not an issue?

[Scarb]

nyahahaha cool..!

Meister von Hoboi,adunay gamayng katandi sa akong nahinumdoman

anecdote:

sa mao pay pagsugod sa bata ug kamang daw,
  butangan sa sawog ug Bible,lapis ug sundang nga may sakoban

pakamangon ang bata paingon niini daw
ang unang mahikap or kobtan nya maoy tima-ilhan sa ijang ugma

Bible - magpari daw
Lapis-maki admanon..writer,academiker, etc.
Sundang-military
 
hik§³ simzala bim !

[ms da binsi]

An old couple was a little worried about their son who was still living with them and who was still unable to decide about his future career.

They decided to do a small test.

They took a ten-dollar bill, a Bible, and a bottle of whisky, and put them on the dining table. They placed a note saying they were not home, and hid in a nearby closet.

The father's plan was: "If our son takes the money, he will be a businessman, if he takes the Bible, he will be a priest - but if he takes the bottle of whisky, I'm afraid our son will be a drunkard."

So, the parents waited nervously until they saw their son arrive.

The son, after seeing the note they had left, took the 10-dollar bill, looked at it against the light, and slid it in his pocket.

After that, he took the Bible, flicked through it, and took it.

Then he grabbed the bottle, opened it and took a whiff to get assured of the quality.

Then he left for his room, carrying all the three items.

The father slapped his forehead, and said: "Damn. Our son is going to be a politician!"

bwahahahaha! kalouy sa politiko gihimuan na sad ug jagajaga!!!

[statesville]

 
Pero dunay  mga bata nga inigkamang ilang tai unang magunitan,
 unsay buot pasabot ana kaha?
 kana kon naa man kahay kahulugan kada items hehehehe

[hubag bohol]

Pero dunay  mga bata nga inigkamang ilang tai unang magunitan,
  unsay buot pasabot ana kaha?
  kana kon naa man kahay kahulugan kada items hehehehe

Klarex jud hinuon nga politiko ning bataa! Labi na kon maglunang sa ijang nahikapan!

[hubag bohol]

you talkin' of a boholano former congressman's son?  or a boholano congressman's daughter, in case gender is not an issue?

Any other clue?

[islander]

am clueless.  i need your wisdom, bai hubs.

[bugsay]

am clueless.  i need your wisdom, bai hubs.

Bai Hubag...the oracle of TB...puno sa kaalam nga gisalimbungan sa linya sa mga sambingay......pangutana lang kay tubagon sa di madugay!

[Koddi Prudente]

Pwede sab to magpari tong bataa uy kay kadtong tulo man gyud ang iyang gikuha !

[statesville]

Here's another joke I would like to share with you all;

..   A woman got on a bus holding a baby.

The busdriver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."

In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus.
The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.

"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.

The man sympathized and said: "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."

"You're right" she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."

"That's a good idea" the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."

[willmerit]

hahahhaha tawon pud

[bugsay]

Here's another joke I would like to share with you all;

..   A woman got on a bus holding a baby.

The busdriver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."

In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus.
The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.

"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.

The man sympathized and said: "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."

"You're right" she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."

"That's a good idea" the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."

....ug didto nagsugod ang kagubot.

[hubag bohol]

am clueless.  i need your wisdom, bai hubs.

Bai Hubag...the oracle of TB...puno sa kaalam nga gisalimbungan sa linya sa mga sambingay......pangutana lang kay tubagon sa di madugay!

Ajaw mog jagajaga diha kay Mahal Adlaw pa, basin masudlan mo sa dautang espiritu unja makahukom nga mosulod sa politika...

[hubag bohol]

Pwede sab to magpari tong bataa uy kay kadtong tulo man gyud ang iyang gikuha !

Yesssshhhh! Oops... 

[islander]

Pwede sab to magpari tong bataa uy kay kadtong tulo man gyud ang iyang gikuha !

hahaha!  mao diay nga wa mapari ug dajon akong mga maguwang kay ako man ang mikuha ug tulo.  unja, kay di man jud tawon ko mapari tungod sa gender issue.  mao nga nahimo na lang hinoon ko nga tigbantay ug balay nga mopaghot pod usahay.

[islander]

Yesssshhhh! Oops... 

do penance, hubag, do penance!

[islander]

Here's another joke I would like to share with you all;

..   A woman got on a bus holding a baby.

The busdriver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."

In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus.
The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.

"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.

The man sympathized and said: "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."

"You're right" she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."

"That's a good idea" the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."

hahaha!  my kind is being insulted here.  but you should hear what we monkeys and our ilk say about humans.

[hubag bohol]

hahaha!  mao diay nga wa mapari ug dajon akong mga maguwang kay ako man ang mikuha ug tulo.  unja, kay di man jud tawon ko mapari tungod sa gender issue.  mao nga nahimo na lang hinoon ko nga tigbantay ug balay nga mopaghot pod usahay.

He he, mora diay kay unggoy irong boang...

[lindy]

iapil ninyo ang pagka comedyante.

[bol-anon nga cebuano]

(Nag-aapply si Tomas bilang security guard)

Interviewer: Ang kailangan namin ay taong laging may suspicious mind, highly alert, insistent
personality, strong sense of hearing with a killer instinct. Sa tingin mo ba qualified ka?
Tomas: Sa palagay ko po hindi. Pwede po bang yun misis ko na lang ang mag-apply?

[Chongki]

sactly ...... bwahahahahahaha

[islander]

hahaha!  wives of the world, unite!  (and be security guards!)

[Chongki]

hahaha!  wives of the world, unite!  (and be security guards!)

a be represented in congress ah*le mikey arroyo