Bathroom troubles

[hubag bohol]

Bathroom troubles


Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first says, 'Fellas, I got real problems. I'm seventy years old. Every morning at seven o'clock I get up and I try to urinate. All day long I try to urinate. They give me all kinds of medicine but nothing helps.' The second old man says, 'You think you have problems. I'm eighty years old. Every morning at 8:00 I get up and try to move my bowels. I try all day long. They give me all kinds of stuff but nothing helps.' Finally the third old man speaks up, 'Fellas: I'm ninety years old. Every morning at 7:00 sharp I urinate. Every morning at 8:00 I move my bowels. Every morning at 9:00 sharp I wake up.'

[chicogon]

Bathroom troubles


Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first says, 'Fellas, I got real problems. I'm seventy years old. Every morning at seven o'clock I get up and I try to urinate. All day long I try to urinate. They give me all kinds of medicine but nothing helps.' The second old man says, 'You think you have problems. I'm eighty years old. Every morning at 8:00 I get up and try to move my bowels. I try all day long. They give me all kinds of stuff but nothing helps.' Finally the third old man speaks up, 'Fellas: I'm ninety years old. Every morning at 7:00 sharp I urinate. Every morning at 8:00 I move my bowels. Every morning at 9:00 sharp I wake up.'

Bwahaha, way blema si Manong!!! 

[ms da binsi]

Bathroom troubles


Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first says, 'Fellas, I got real problems. I'm seventy years old. Every morning at seven o'clock I get up and I try to urinate. All day long I try to urinate. They give me all kinds of medicine but nothing helps.' The second old man says, 'You think you have problems. I'm eighty years old. Every morning at 8:00 I get up and try to move my bowels. I try all day long. They give me all kinds of stuff but nothing helps.' Finally the third old man speaks up, 'Fellas: I'm ninety years old. Every morning at 7:00 sharp I urinate. Every morning at 8:00 I move my bowels. Every morning at 9:00 sharp I wake up.'

bwahahahha

kaluoy sa mga caregiver!

hahahahhaha!

[statesville]

Looy gyud tinood kay ig sulod sa room nga nanimaho, mao na kana
  ang diaper basin  napono, pastilan baya ning matiguwang na.

[lgbluer]

Bathroom troubles


Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first says, 'Fellas, I got real problems. I'm seventy years old. Every morning at seven o'clock I get up and I try to urinate. All day long I try to urinate. They give me all kinds of medicine but nothing helps.' The second old man says, 'You think you have problems. I'm eighty years old. Every morning at 8:00 I get up and try to move my bowels. I try all day long. They give me all kinds of stuff but nothing helps.' Finally the third old man speaks up, 'Fellas: I'm ninety years old. Every morning at 7:00 sharp I urinate. Every morning at 8:00 I move my bowels. Every morning at 9:00 sharp I wake up.'

kaluoy sad woe..

[lgbluer]

Bathroom troubles


Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first says, 'Fellas, I got real problems. I'm seventy years old. Every morning at seven o'clock I get up and I try to urinate. All day long I try to urinate. They give me all kinds of medicine but nothing helps.' The second old man says, 'You think you have problems. I'm eighty years old. Every morning at 8:00 I get up and try to move my bowels. I try all day long. They give me all kinds of stuff but nothing helps.' Finally the third old man speaks up, 'Fellas: I'm ninety years old. Every morning at 7:00 sharp I urinate. Every morning at 8:00 I move my bowels. Every morning at 9:00 sharp I wake up.'

kaluoy sad woe..

[hubag bohol]

kaluoy sad woe..

Bitaw. Woe is me, for I am sad... 

[lgbluer]

Bitaw. Woe is me, for I am sad... 

hehehhehe....mao ba???heheheheh...funny....

[jorgeanna]

bwahahahha

kaluoy sa mga caregiver!

hahahahhaha!

tinood gyud tawn looy ang mga caregivers but ingon pud tong friend nako nga caregiver, kada pahid, mag chant ka og "dollar.. dollar.. dollar"....

[hubag bohol]

tinood gyud tawn looy ang mga caregivers but ingon pud tong friend nako nga caregiver, kada pahid, mag chant ka og "dollar.. dollar.. dollar"....

Aw, kon nagkatibulaag ang buhagay nga pahiran, dugay2 jud mahuman ang chanting...