The smartest politician in Bohol

Started by hubag bohol, February 16, 2010, 07:12:29 PM

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hubag bohol

February 16, 2010, 07:12:29 PM

A Bohol politician, a priest, and a Boy Scout were passengers in a small plane that developed engine trouble. The pilot announced, "We'll have to bail out. Unfortunately, there are only three parachutes. I have a wife and seven small children. My family needs me. I'm taking one of the parachutes and jumping out!" And he jumped. Then the politician said, "I am the smartest politician in Bohol. The province needs me I'm taking one of the parachutes." And he jumped. The priest said to the Boy Scout, "I've had a good life and yours is still ahead of you. You take the last parachute." The youth shrugged and said, "Don't need to. There are two parachutes left. The smartest politician in Bohol just jumped with my knapsack!"
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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Chongki

#1
February 16, 2010, 07:38:43 PM
indeed .....  ;D bwahahahahahaha

ms da binsi

#2
February 17, 2010, 01:27:53 AM
bwahahahhahahahaha! liwat man to ni Erap tong politician'a toh! hahaha!

Scarb

#3
February 19, 2010, 06:24:46 AM
 haleluja -goodbye smartest politiktik, hagbaa oi morag iza ka sakong patatas-hee³
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hubag bohol

#4
February 19, 2010, 08:49:47 AM
Deretso ni San Perdo ang karaho... ;D
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Scarb

#5
February 19, 2010, 06:40:27 PM

Deretso ni San Perdo ang karaho... ;D

guztong mo act sa #3 pero haskang palpaka- tugä² lagi..better leave it to d'profi agoi..
Logical consequences are the scarecrows of fools and the beacons of wise men. ~ Thomas Henry Huxley~

Romans 10:9
"That if you shall confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus, and shall believe in your heart that God has raised him from the dead, you shall be saved."
👇 👇 Na-try mo na ba yung Tala app? Reliable sa unexpected expenses at laking tulong sa future! Use this code 9SO1TSL or visit www.tala.com to sign up!

hubag bohol

#6
February 19, 2010, 06:54:16 PM

guztong mo act sa #3 pero haskang palpaka- tugä² lagi..better leave it to d'profi agoi..

Speaking of patuga-tuga, morag dili ni limited to politicians, bwahaha. ;D
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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pioneer

#7
February 20, 2010, 04:23:29 PM
HB, who is the smartest politician in Bohol? The one who could always get away with corruption cases?
Romans 10:9
"That if you shall confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus, and shall believe in your heart that God has raised him from the dead, you shall be saved."

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