LOVING HUSBAND

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ang sacristan

October 15, 2009, 01:28:18 PM
A man and his ever nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there,
the wife passed away.

The local undertaker told the husband,,You can have her shipped home for about $5,000 or you can
bury her here in Holy Land and spend only $150.

The man thougth for a while and told the undertaker he prefered to have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to have your wife shipped home when
it would be wonderful to be buried here and spend only $150.

The man replied, "Long time ago a amn died here, was buried here, and three days later, he rose
from the dead. I just can't take that chance.
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience,but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.

janjan

#1
October 15, 2009, 02:17:43 PM
hahahaha
a smile is something we all own,but very few share it with others

Bambi

#2
October 16, 2009, 03:15:54 AM
 ;D whahaha  he couldn`t take another risk!
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Bambi

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#3
October 16, 2009, 03:17:07 AM
hehehehe nice one  ;D
 i promise you, i'll be yours forever :)

Bambi

#4
October 16, 2009, 03:18:16 AM

hehehehe nice one  ;D
hoy jamz unsa nabanhaw na diay pod ka?  wa pa diay ka matulog?  ;D straight imong TB duty ron?
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Bambi

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#5
October 16, 2009, 03:24:48 AM

hoy jamz unsa nabanhaw na diay pod ka?  wa pa diay ka matulog?  ;D straight imong TB duty ron?

ikaw dapat matulog oi, hapon pa tawn mi, gikan kog lunch og miting... :)
advans man mo mga 6hrs guro...karon mga 9:30PM na diha?  ::)
 i promise you, i'll be yours forever :)

Bambi

#6
October 16, 2009, 03:40:25 AM

ikaw dapat matulog oi, hapon pa tawn mi, gikan kog lunch og miting... :)
advans man mo mga 6hrs guro...karon mga 9:30PM na diha?  ::)

Korek.....
morag kaliwat kog balbal kay gabi-i magmata unja hangtod udto dead pa.... nagluto panihapon , kaon unja daghan kog gilab-han, wa pa mahuman....sideline sa TB since I stood up..on and off!
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Bambi

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#7
October 16, 2009, 03:44:07 AM

Korek.....
morag kaliwat kog balbal kay gabi-i magmata unja hangtod udto dead pa.... nagluto panihapon , kaon unja daghan kog gilab-han, wa pa mahuman....sideline sa TB since I stood up..on and off!

kitams...kabisado naho ang injong time,,,,ahehehe ka uyab man pud ko sa una taga germany...st augustine sya dapit :)

dali lng man mag laba kay naa man wash machine hehehe...mao pwde ka dokdok pirmi :)
 i promise you, i'll be yours forever :)

Bambi

#8
October 16, 2009, 03:46:30 AM

kitams...kabisado naho ang injong time,,,,ahehehe ka uyab man pud ko sa una taga germany...st augustine sya dapit :)

dali lng man mag laba kay naa man wash machine hehehe...mao pwde ka dokdok pirmi :)

hoy palauyab! WOW!  asa nga region sa Germany? German Fräulein ba or Pinay?  tua na interview na ni!
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Bambi

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#9
October 16, 2009, 03:49:42 AM

hoy palauyab! WOW!  asa nga region sa Germany? German Fräulein ba or Pinay?  tua na interview na ni!

sa st augustine lagi duol sa frankfurt...pinay man to, ahehehe sekweto na lng pra bibo :)
 i promise you, i'll be yours forever :)

Bambi

#10
October 16, 2009, 03:57:02 AM

sa st augustine lagi duol sa frankfurt...pinay man to, ahehehe sekweto na lng pra bibo :)

okey....naka bisita na diay kag Germany?  bantog rang interesado ka kaajo...hmmmmmm. ari diri isumangil lang god EB ni Bambi whahaha  akoy war shield! ;D
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Bambi

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#11
October 16, 2009, 04:23:11 AM

okey....naka bisita na diay kag Germany?  bantog rang interesado ka kaajo...hmmmmmm. ari diri isumangil lang god EB ni Bambi whahaha  akoy war shield! ;D

wa pa uyy, ang baji man nianha diha..ka asawa nag german shepherd ahehehehe... ngita na sab lain :)
 i promise you, i'll be yours forever :)

Bambi

#12
October 16, 2009, 04:54:42 AM

wa pa uyy, ang baji man nianha diha..ka asawa nag german shepherd ahehehehe... ngita na sab lain :)

okey... kadtong imong tapad galingkod sa antuwanga?  jamz, impt. nga considered LOVING HUSBAND pod ka.
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#13
October 16, 2009, 05:06:20 AM

okey... kadtong imong tapad galingkod sa antuwanga?  jamz, impt. nga considered LOVING HUSBAND pod ka.

cge na lng gud Bamz para di na ta ma OT dri ahahahahaha :)
 i promise you, i'll be yours forever :)

indaymen50

#14
October 16, 2009, 01:57:51 PM
Naka-paghak  man  jud  ko  ;D .....mao  diay  ampay sa  bana....lipay  nga  wa  nay  asawa nga  magsamok-samok... ;D
"Don't  frown even if  you're  sad  because  you  don't  know  who  is  falling  in  love  with  your  SMILE."

statesville

#15
October 17, 2009, 03:14:41 AM
Hadlok mabanhaw  ;D
unya mobalik na sad ug tagawtaw
Every Christian has GPS -God-Provided Salvation!
It may not guide you to everywhere you want to go in this world, but it will ensure  that you arrive safely in heaven.

indaymen50

#16
October 17, 2009, 04:57:21 AM
Luoya  pod  sa  asawa nga  na-anhing...ija  man  siguro  tong  gihiluan...???
"Don't  frown even if  you're  sad  because  you  don't  know  who  is  falling  in  love  with  your  SMILE."

jamo2x

#17
October 17, 2009, 05:00:49 AM

Hadlok mabanhaw  ;D
unya mobalik na sad ug tagawtaw

Luoya  pod  sa  asawa nga  na-anhing...ija  man  siguro  tong  gihiluan...???

di pud cguro, basi na igo sa bomba didtong dapita, cge ra bag suicide bomber didto ;) mao cguro gi pa adto sa mercado sa laki :)
 i promise you, i'll be yours forever :)

indaymen50

#18
October 17, 2009, 05:04:04 AM
Naa  na  jod  sijay  giplano nga  mawala  ijang asawa no?
"Don't  frown even if  you're  sad  because  you  don't  know  who  is  falling  in  love  with  your  SMILE."

Scarb

#19
October 17, 2009, 05:07:58 AM

kitams...kabisado naho ang injong time,,,,ahehehe ka uyab man pud ko sa una taga germany...st augustine sya dapit :)

dali lng man mag laba kay naa man wash machine hehehe...mao pwde ka dokdok pirmi :)

agoi , ug sa dihang mitug-an sya ! uyabamous alimanya  :P ;D
Logical consequences are the scarecrows of fools and the beacons of wise men. ~ Thomas Henry Huxley~

Romans 10:9
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#20
October 17, 2009, 05:11:47 AM

Naa  na  jod  sijay  giplano nga  mawala  ijang asawa no?

ahehehehe cguro naa na to sa ijang master plan...vacation kunohay didto...ahehehee :)
 i promise you, i'll be yours forever :)

jamo2x

#21
October 17, 2009, 05:13:39 AM

agoi , ug sa dihang mitug-an sya ! uyabamous alimanya  :P ;D

awtsss, uyabanos labanos germanos....ahehehe dugay na man tawn to; minjo nag german shepherd tawn parehas nimo blue  :P  ;D
 i promise you, i'll be yours forever :)

Scarb

#22
October 17, 2009, 05:18:44 AM

awtsss, uyabanos labanos germanos....ahehehe dugay na man tawn to; minjo nag german shepherd tawn parehas nimo blue  :P  ;D

ajeje taka lang - mangil !
Logical consequences are the scarecrows of fools and the beacons of wise men. ~ Thomas Henry Huxley~

Romans 10:9
"That if you shall confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus, and shall believe in your heart that God has raised him from the dead, you shall be saved."
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#23
October 17, 2009, 05:26:50 PM
Kaluy-an  sa  Dyos  ijang  kalag. RIP....unja  ang  bana pod... :P
"Don't  frown even if  you're  sad  because  you  don't  know  who  is  falling  in  love  with  your  SMILE."

hubag bohol

#24
October 17, 2009, 09:51:37 PM
Mao tingali ni ang ijang gipakulit sa lapida sa ijang asawa, courtesy of John Dryden:

Here lies my wife: here let her lie.
Now she's at rest â€" and so am I!
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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#25
October 18, 2009, 02:24:21 AM
Hala  uy...hubagan  baja  ka ug  tinud-anay! ::)
"Don't  frown even if  you're  sad  because  you  don't  know  who  is  falling  in  love  with  your  SMILE."

Scarb

#26
October 24, 2009, 05:15:37 AM

Mao tingali ni ang ijang gipakulit sa lapida sa ijang asawa, courtesy of John Dryden:

Here lies my wife: here let her lie.
Now she's at rest â€" and so am I!


kafairtz, sana hdi ganyan ang sa akin (simbako)
Logical consequences are the scarecrows of fools and the beacons of wise men. ~ Thomas Henry Huxley~

Romans 10:9
"That if you shall confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus, and shall believe in your heart that God has raised him from the dead, you shall be saved."
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hubag bohol

#27
October 24, 2009, 08:01:17 AM

kafairtz, sana hdi ganyan ang sa akin (simbako)

Ikaw ray nasajod, Blue. Aw, imong Ehem(ann) pud diay. ;D
...than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

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Scarb

#28
October 24, 2009, 08:25:38 AM

Ikaw ray nasajod, Blue. Aw, imong Ehem(ann) pud diay. ;D

sana ang magiging eherms ko nga magbutang og karatola ang ibutang;

"in memory of my dear agokoy" (knock on d wood - simbako) :o :P
Logical consequences are the scarecrows of fools and the beacons of wise men. ~ Thomas Henry Huxley~

Romans 10:9
"That if you shall confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus, and shall believe in your heart that God has raised him from the dead, you shall be saved."
👇 👇 Na-try mo na ba yung Tala app? Reliable sa unexpected expenses at laking tulong sa future! Use this code 9SO1TSL or visit www.tala.com to sign up!

indaymen50

#29
October 24, 2009, 05:54:33 PM
Managkot  unja  ko  sa  Birhen del Pilar ...
"Don't  frown even if  you're  sad  because  you  don't  know  who  is  falling  in  love  with  your  SMILE."
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