What is your worst nightmare today?

Started by pioneer, June 16, 2007, 07:01:12 AM

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pioneer

June 16, 2007, 07:01:12 AM
What is your worst nightmare today?

Tubag nako: The TRIO.  ;D
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queen

#1
June 20, 2007, 02:10:42 PM
None so far. I've seen the worst and the best in life unfold before my eyes through books and films. No one, nothing, could give me nightmares.

But on second thought, my answer is: Tubag Bohol. It's an applesauce that takes some of my precious time away.
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Barbaro

#2
July 08, 2007, 03:23:18 PM
nothing so far...
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thisgirlvader

#3
July 08, 2007, 05:01:09 PM

nothing so far...

Growing a penis but losing my vagina as a result. Who wouldn't be horrified? My hole is precisely why I want to grow my own schlong!
I don't want to live forever. I just want to go through life smartly dressed.

queen

#4
July 09, 2007, 04:37:57 PM

Growing a penis but losing my vagina as a result. Who wouldn't be horrified? My hole is precisely why I want to grow my own schlong!

Haaay, I'm surrounded with two former studes who keep giving me nightmares. One would like to grow a penis, the other would like to cut it off. I'm just so horrified!    ::) :o
Soar, eat ether, see what has never been seen; depart, be lost, but climb.(Edna St. Vincent Millay)

Barbaro

#5
August 07, 2007, 02:42:02 AM
ngeee.. kangilngeg bah..

ako nagdamgo ra intawn ug manti-ANAK. nagkurog ko sa kahadlok..
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#6
October 09, 2007, 11:29:56 AM
hmmm....i dreamt that i was being chased by zombies. scary stuff, yo.
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mikeygatal

#7
October 11, 2007, 12:08:29 AM
my goodness ing buto akong wheel sa front sa right side sa akong Toyota car na Corolla S,baw bitaw uy ngano guidungagan pa man ug "S" ang tumoy, unsa kaha meaning ana no? ug nakatawag jud ko dayun ni God na help me na di ko mataranta kay sa freeway man nagbuto,kakusog ra ba jud sa dagan sa akong likod na sakyanan,maayo na lang wala ko nya silbatuhi kay mosamot ko ug kataranta pero i know nakasabot to sya kay nag smoke na man all over my front of the car eh.Thank you very much God today for saving my life and my source of income!

ms da binsi

#8
October 11, 2007, 12:55:24 AM

my goodness ing buto akong wheel sa front sa right side sa akong Toyota car na Corolla S,baw bitaw uy ngano guidungagan pa man ug "S" ang tumoy, unsa kaha meaning ana no? ug nakatawag jud ko dayun ni God na help me na di ko mataranta kay sa freeway man nagbuto,kakusog ra ba jud sa dagan sa akong likod na sakyanan,maayo na lang wala ko nya silbatuhi kay mosamot ko ug kataranta pero i know nakasabot to sya kay nag smoke na man all over my front of the car eh.Thank you very much God today for saving my life and my source of income!





Mike mao dagway na sakit sa mga Toyota...

kay ang akong celica ningbuto sa tunga sa 10 freeway sa santa monica...

naa pa gyud ko sa fast lane...

natirik gyud akong car, pwerteng sinawa...

nag f---k finger nako ang mga driver pwerteng daghana sa akong likod...

ulaw kaayo pero we cant avoid it...

few minutes later naay hayag kaayo sa akong ulohan...

helicopter man diay. .. gi monitor ko..

naa bot ang pwerteng daghanang weng wing wing (police)

dako kaayo ang sound... 

PULL OVER TO THE RIIIIIIGHT!

MOOOORE TO THEEEE RIIIIGHT!

pero ang mga tawo hait kaayo ug tinan-awan nako..

i had my mens and kaihion kaayo ko...

naka ihi ko after 30 minutes na...

nawala pa gyud akong tampons abi nako gilunok na, pwerte napod nakong pangita!!!

nahulog na diay sa inudoro agi sa ka kusog sa akong ihi...


hahahhahh...  It was a bad bad bad nightmare....

mikeygatal

#9
October 11, 2007, 01:10:01 AM
you did not even smile to them? mind you the helicopter was getting some live pictures of you and fed to the live audience on ABC 7,kadtong guisalbar nako sa freeway patrolman, i smiled at him right away kay guapohon man sya!kaya mag ready jud ta Te kay in case sa simbako na mahitabo na emergency, at least akong brief Calvin Klein or Ralph Lauren kay kadtong last time baya ko naadto sa emergency, ingon jud ko ayaw lagi ko dad a sa sulod, kay ngano? gisi akong brief sa itlugan,hehehe. in fairness sa Toyota, dili man siguro tanan uy kay sala man sad to nako kay ngano wala pa nako papulihi ang liguid hangtud dili mobuto, 4 years na baya kadtong mga ligida to Te!

ms da binsi

#10
October 11, 2007, 01:13:54 AM
pwerteng seksiha nako adto kay from work mag-ilis ra baya ko dayun deritso sa La Mierda...

ang police dako kaajo ahong smile noh???

mikeygatal

#11
October 11, 2007, 01:18:42 AM
at least mao nay attitude ug hastang buanga nimo no or perte kung nakalimot pa ka sa imong undies?hehehe

orChids

#12
October 26, 2007, 09:12:34 PM
Mike....you're the only person who knows that.....hahahhahaha hala ka Dong!

ms da binsi

#13
August 04, 2009, 08:16:13 AM
hala ka last post ni Aya!!!

nightmare? few days ago. pero na wa na.

Moyhua

#14
August 04, 2009, 09:04:13 AM
Nga naay ni babag sa akong mga plano.
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ms da binsi

#15
August 09, 2009, 11:06:56 PM

Nga naay ni babag sa akong mga plano.


kakulba ba sad ana Ange! ahahaha!

go to plan B, ange!

glacier_71

#16
August 09, 2009, 11:55:25 PM
kung wa nakoy brief...kay wa malabhi. hahahaha
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Moyhua

#17
August 12, 2009, 05:26:55 AM


kakulba ba sad ana Ange! ahahaha!

go to plan B, ange!

Salamat sa suporta Ate Belle.
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