Taga-Jagna diay

Started by corrosion_block, May 24, 2009, 06:03:25 PM

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corrosion_block

May 24, 2009, 06:03:25 PM
Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe.

5000 candidates assembled in a large room.

One candidate was MARIO a Fil-Am

Bill Gates: "Thank you for coming. Those who do not Know JAVA may leave."

2,000 people left the room.

MARIO said to himself, "I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try."

Bill Gates: "Candidates who never had experience of Managing more than 100 people may leave."

2000 people left the room.

Mario said to himself, "I never managed anybody but myself but I have nothing to lose if I
Stay. What can happen to me?" So he stayed.

Bill Gates: "Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave."

500 people left the room.

Mario said to himself, "I left school at 15 but what have I got to Lose?" So he stayed in the room.

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo- Croatto leave.

498 people left the room..

Mario says to himself, "I do not speak one word of Serbo-Croat but what do I have to lose?"

So he stayed and found himself with one other candidate.

Everyone else had gone.

Bill Gates joined them and said "Apparently you two are the only candidates who speak Serbo-Croat, so I'd now like to hear you converse in that language."

Calmly, Mario turned to the other candidate and said, "Kumusta ka sano' nakapamista ka sa ato diha sa Mayo?"

The other candidate answered, "Wa' lagi 'ko makauli ikaw didto kas' Jagna?"
Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against priincipalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Ephes. 6:10-12

Melrose

#1
May 24, 2009, 07:02:55 PM
BRAVO.... nisakit ako tiyan...  ;D heheehhe! namout gyud ko! hehehe!

bol-anon nga cebuano

#2
May 26, 2009, 12:21:11 AM
nitubag si mario, wala ko niadto sa jagna pero didto ko sa albur, maribojoc, calape, tubigon ug san isidro. ;D
"The difference between a smart person and a wise person is that a smart person knows what to say and a wise person knows whether or not to say it."

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Mulligan

#3
June 03, 2009, 09:19:38 AM

Ayos !!!  Hehehe.  Sakit akong baba anig katawa.  Murag na-inat hehehehe.   ;D  ;D   ;D



On vacation mode =:p

janjan

#4
June 03, 2009, 09:38:35 AM
hahahaha sakit aho tiyan katawa
a smile is something we all own,but very few share it with others

Mulligan

#5
June 03, 2009, 10:04:55 AM

Basin ug lahi na na nga sakit  Ms. Jan. hehe


hahahaha sakit aho tiyan katawa
On vacation mode =:p

janjan

#6
June 03, 2009, 12:04:27 PM

Basin ug lahi na na nga sakit  Ms. Jan. hehe


hahaha sa katawa gud Beddo
a smile is something we all own,but very few share it with others

Melrose

#7
June 04, 2009, 06:16:45 PM
Unya'g sakit tiyan, unya utot-utot dajon kay gikan diay kaon kamote. hehehe! ali mangaon tag suman ari. mmm.

Koddi Prudente

#8
June 04, 2009, 11:31:01 PM
Bwahahahahahaaaaaaa ! Tiaw bay Serbo-Croat !!!  I've heard of this before, na circulate na ni sa mga e-mails, pero nakalimot na ko.  Sa last lines ra ko na-refresh.  Di mapugngan, makatawa jud gihapon. Bwahahahahahaaaaa !
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