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an ilonggo to cebuano...the first one got caught washing his face in the toilet bowl, the later was so upset he said " partner, bat dyan ka naghilamos... the ilonggo said partner malinis naman ang tubig ahh, the cebuano replied "partner dyan ako umiinom tapos pinaghihilamusan mo lang pala, wag naman ganyan pre.... hehehe

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a merchant vessel leaving port, the ship blast a mighty sound horn..."toooo," the newly join ilonggo crew was amazed he said " tehh pate barko alam palayaw ko"?...