What’s one thing you should throw away, but haven’t?

[pioneer]

What’s one thing you should throw away, but haven’t?

[C2H4]

Oh my! I've got loads of crap that I need to get rid of, but haven't found the inclination to...

If it has to be one thing...hmn...probably my old flip phone that got smashed in half?

[ms da binsi]

Im fond of keeping junks too...naa diri mga containers nag baha!

Im throwing them tomorrow!

[Lorenzo]

my briefs, lol
i promised myself to switch over to boxers, but i can't get myself to trash my briefs.
I love these things, keeps the manhood packed close

[ms da binsi]

Dodong Insoy,

[grazie7y]

Oh, I am pack rat when it comes to boxes and wrappings from gifts and notes I received.  I could cry when Murage threw the newspaper ads which were used to wrap the gifts I received recently.

[Lorenzo]

haha, everytime I try to throw things away, my mom will be like, "hoy na hoy na hoy! gi ahak ba ka?! ambi na bi, i hatag na nato sa pilipinas!" LOL. Even old clothes, shoes, books etc, she refuses to throw them away, instead she collects and buys things for her relatives in the Philippines. Nothing is ever wasted in our house.

[ms da binsi]

Ohhh i love your Mom Dodong!

Im not totally alone diay, naa pa si Tiya!

Mike really dont like it Tiya when i keep junks!

[Lorenzo]

hahaha, yep.

You should see our basement, things there are from like 10+ years ago. Old baby clothes, tables, etc. My brothers and I offered to throw them away but she keeps them because of the memory value, lol. You do the same thing pood diay, 'te? Hahahaha!

Thats a good thing you know. its shows that dili gastador ang tawo, kai mo keep man sila ilang keepsakes. A good sign of character!

Cheers,

[grazie7y]

haha, everytime I try to throw things away, my mom will be like, "hoy na hoy na hoy! gi ahak ba ka?! ambi na bi, i hatag na nato sa pilipinas!" LOL. Even old clothes, shoes, books etc, she refuses to throw them away, instead she collects and buys things for her relatives in the Philippines. Nothing is ever wasted in our house.

Nalingaw ko'g basa imong message, Dong!  So you know the "ahak" thingie ha! heheheh

Maring, same here.  Murage is the one following my stuff na iyang ilabay.  When Aya san sent me stuff,  I really wanted to keep the newpaper ads used to wrap but boy, Murage threw them away! What for daw!

[willmerit]

hala count me in, usa pod ko ka pack rat.   mao na tawag ni gary nako kay mahilig ko manigum, iyawat na lang ahong ikasud sa kahon nga ipada sa bohol.   

[Lorenzo]

[ms da binsi]

bisan mga gagmay nga wires ako man nang gipanghipos! mga junk daw ingon ni banana. ipalabay jud, ako sad gi tagoan sa barn,,, ambot ba oi nganong di jud ko mahilig manglabay...

[bugsay]

nothing new will come in if i'll keep the old one......so i throw away my wife in the window.....good thing we live in the first floor....heheheheh....kidding man...

[Moyhua]

What’s one thing you should throw away, but haven’t?

Daghan jamo. Usa na akong bana labi na og saputon ko.

[grazie7y]

My old house dress.  Gaka gutay-gutay na jud but di ko ganahan ilabay.  I felt home if I wear it. 

[janjan]

What’s one thing you should throw away, but haven’t?

Daghan jamo. Usa na akong bana labi na og saputon ko.

hahaha


ako wa kay aho man labay deritso basta samokan ko mag tan-aw

[mistyeyed]

What’s one thing you should throw away, but haven’t?

Daghan jamo. Usa na akong bana labi na og saputon ko.

Hahaha. Ug imo ilabay wa na kay tandayan Gie, puniton lang pod noh..

Ako ganahan naku ilabay ako old lipstick but ganahan pa man ko mag tan aw ta aw nila.

[Moyhua]

Hahaha. Ug imo ilabay wa na kay tandayan Gie, puniton lang pod noh..

Ako ganahan naku ilabay ako old lipstick but ganahan pa man ko mag tan aw ta aw nila.

unlan akong tandayan...Oy man 2am naman di ay dri

[mistyeyed]

unlan akong tandayan...Oy man 2am naman di ay dri

Hahaha.Madahan ug maantos nga unlan nlang..pangitaon jud ka niya noh.hehe.

Mao nay di malabay nimo gie, Ang pag dokdok sa TB.

[Moyhua]

Hahaha.Madahan ug maantos nga unlan nlang..pangitaon jud ka niya noh.hehe.

Mao nay di malabay nimo gie, Ang pag dokdok sa TB.

Korek!

[Lorenzo]

Old letters.

[lindy]

Tuo man ka Inday Angie. Maajo ug dili magahilakhilak ug kaadlawon mako. hehehe peace gie.

What’s one thing you should throw away, but haven’t?

Daghan jamo. Usa na akong bana labi na og saputon ko.

[AsPo]

gie ajaw labay ang bana,kay ang iya mao  nay bahandi nga labaw pa sa bulawan.

[Raquelproud boholana]

Dili pud ko ganahan manglabay pero akong bana once di na gamiton diretso sa burning file. Kung ngan ug junk kinadaghanan mi ug junk.Mostly sa akong mga cloths ug mga bata kay akong taguan or i donate nako sa salvation army or  sa Goodwill. Di ko moangay magtan aw ug kalat mao dali ra ko kahipos ug butang pero di ko manglabay ang problema kay malimot ko ug asa na naho gipangbutang mao na moingon akong bana Black hole kono ko kay once mahipos na iya gibutang sa counter mangutana siya nako ug asa akong tubag is It's around here somewhere hehhehe. Di jud nako makayang ilabay bisan wala na gamita ang tsinilas nga bisan hapit na mabitas ambot gitapok ra jud naho to sa sudlanan sa among basement.

[Candijaynon]

old pots and other kitchen utensils sa ahong mother-in-law nga gipangtay-an na pero d ko kaako kay basin ma kick-out ko sa amo haus...

[Moyhua]

gie ajaw labay ang bana,kay ang iya mao  nay bahandi nga labaw pa sa bulawan.

Bwahahahaha! Last week jud hapit na nako malabay! Hilak man di ay pod!

[bugsay]

...syalan ba diay ni'ng mga asawaha....ang mga bana ma'y ilabay.

[hubag bohol]

Wa kaha magpadugang sa pusta? He he, joke3x... 

[bugsay]

Wa kaha magpadugang sa pusta? He he, joke3x... 

..imong pasabot nga nakuwangan?..

[hubag bohol]

..imong pasabot nga nakuwangan?..

Taastaas akong kasinatian sa pagkabiktima ana nga style.. 

[bugsay]

Taastaas akong kasinatian sa pagkabiktima ana nga style.. 

noon yon,....

karon moreklamo na kay hapdos?

[hubag bohol]

noon yon,....

karon moreklamo na kay hapdos?

He he, di na ko magpalabay ron kay di na ingon niadto nga dali ra ta kapamapha...

[mistyeyed]

Hahaha,basin wa mahuwat..ga una..

[bugsay]

Hahaha,basin wa mahuwat..ga una..

sige'g singgit ang bana, "adto na ko day, adto na ko"
nitubag ang asawa "huwata ko dong huwata ko"
natmat-an sa anak "kuyog ko maaaaaaa...kuyog ko"

[mistyeyed]

sige'g singgit ang bana, "adto na ko day, adto na ko"
nitubag ang asawa "huwata ko dong huwata ko"
natmat-an sa anak "kuyog ko maaaaaaa...kuyog ko"

Lesson learn ni Bugsay..e honghong nalng nato day.

[cujo]

My wedding ring I bought in a hurry in Cebu.My hubby has only 10 days stay in Phil. before coming back here in U.S.It turns black on my finger!I replaced it since then.

[Lorenzo]

Old books, and science journals. With all these old science journals piling in my library--i'd have enough to start an annex for my personal library.

[mistyeyed]

Akong bana apan wala madayon...hahaha jowk...

[hubag bohol]

Akong bana apan wala madayon...hahaha jowk...

Be patient... 

[mistyeyed]

Be patient... 

Di lang mag pa ospital aron dili mahimong tinuod nga patient.

[hubag bohol]

Di lang mag pa ospital aron dili mahimong tinuod nga patient.

Out-patient na lang diay. 

[mistyeyed]

Out-patient na lang diay. 

Puedi pod 

[bugsay]

Akong bana apan wala madayon...hahaha jowk...

pahinumdom: ayaw kalimot day Misty nga naa mo's 3rd floor namuyo.

[hubag bohol]

pahinumdom: ayaw kalimot day Misty nga naa mo's 3rd floor namuyo.

Tak, tsk, tsk. Maangol man pud. Angay silang mobalhin sa 10th floor... 

[bugsay]

Tak, tsk, tsk. Maangol man pud. Angay silang mobalhin sa 10th floor... 

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kana hinoon....di na mo file ug divorce...

[islander]

bisag second floor lang, mamiligro na bisan kinsa.  pareha ba atong laki nga nagdalig ambak kay niabot ug kalit ang bana sa baye.  ang nakaporke kay gilabay siyag refigerator sa bana.  pero duhay dedbol.  laing laki diha diay sa sulod sa refrigerator.  ambot ning istoryaha uy ug sakto ba. 

[bugsay]

bisag second floor lang, mamiligro na bisan kinsa.  pareha ba atong laki nga nagdalig ambak kay niabot ug kalit ang bana sa baye.  ang nakaporke kay gilabay siyag refigerator sa bana.  pero duhay dedbol.  laing laki diha diay sa sulod sa refrigerator.  ambot ning istoryaha uy ug sakto ba.  

namatay diay intaown tong didto's ref nga gahi gihapon ang iyaha?.....pagka-swerte

[islander]

namatay diay intaown tong didto's ref nga gahi gihapon ang iyaha?.....pagka-swerte

lizord.  gahi kay frozen, mao nga dugay rang naipo.

[hubag bohol]

bisag second floor lang, mamiligro na bisan kinsa.  pareha ba atong laki nga nagdalig ambak kay niabot ug kalit ang bana sa baye.  ang nakaporke kay gilabay siyag refigerator sa bana.  pero duhay dedbol.  laing laki diha diay sa sulod sa refrigerator.  ambot ning istoryaha uy ug sakto ba.  

Not bad. Pero dili kompleto ang estorya. Here's a version I like:


Three guys died and went to heaven. St. Peter said, "Listen - we're having a really busy century, so we need to manage admissions tightly. Right now we can only admit people who have died in horrible fashions, and those who have died in a more mundane way will have to wait in limbo, and it could take a decade or two to work you in." So, St. Peter took each of the three men aside in turn and asked them about how they died.

First man: "I'd been suspecting for a long time that my wife was cheating on me. I decided to come home early from work one afternoon to see if I could catch her in the act. When I got back to my apartment, I heard the water running. My wife was in the shower. I looked everywhere for the guy, but couldn't find anyone or any trace that he had been there. The last place I looked was out on the balcony.

I found the bastard hanging from the edge, trying to get back in! So I started jumping up and down on his hands, and he yelled, but he didn't fall. So I ran inside and got a hammer, and crushed his fingers with it until he fell twenty-five floors screaming in agony. But the fall didn't kill the assholɘ. He landed in some bushes! So I went to the kitchen and dragged the refrigerator--which weighed a ton--to the balcony, and hurled it over the edge. It landed right on the jerk and killed him. But then I felt so horrible about what I had done, I went back into the bedroom and shot myself."

St. Peter nodded slowly as the man recounted the story. Then, telling the first man to wait, he took the second aside.

Second man: "I lived on the twenty-seventh floor of this apartment building. I had just purchased this book on morning exercises and was practicing them on my balcony, enjoying the sunshine. Then I lost my balance and fell off the edge. Luckily, I only fell about two floors before grabbing another balcony and holding on for dear life. I was trying to pull myself up when this guy came running out onto what must have been his balcony and started jumping up and down on my hands. I screamed in pain, but he seemed really furious. When he finally stopped, I tried to pull myself up again, but he came out with a hammer and smashed my fingers to a pulp! I fell, and thought I was dead, but I landed in some bushes. I couldn't believe my second stroke of luck, but it didn't last. The last thing I saw was this enormous refrigerator falling from the building down on top of me and crushing me to death."

St. Peter comforted the man, who seemed to have several broken bones. Then he told him to wait, and turned to the third man.

Third man: "Picture this. You're hiding, naked, in a refrigerator..."


Bwahaha!