As Soon as Fred Gets Out of Bed

Started by Lorenzo, January 17, 2009, 06:40:13 AM

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Lorenzo

As soon as Fred gets out of bed,
his underwear goes on his head.
His mother laughs, "Don't put it there,
a head's no place for underwear!"
But near his ears, above his brains,
is where Fred's underwear remains.

At night when Fred goes back to bed,
he deftly plucks it off his head.
His mother switches off the light
and softly croons, "Good night! Good night!"
And then, for reasons no one knows,
Fred's underwear goes on his toes.

by Jack Prelutsky
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Lorenzo

I read this poem to my brothers some time ago.

Their response, "Bad Fred"

haha
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kiamoy

Lors do you know the song So Little Time by Arkarna?
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Lorenzo

hahahahaha, no i do not, but pray i ask, what is it about, Kiam?

Inquiring lang ko ba..
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kiamoy

wa kay pag basa nako underwear mao misud sa ako mind
hahaha!! I know farout..lol!

"I'm like a dog on heat knock one out and then fall asleep"
"Your clothes would look good on my bedroom floor my bedfloor .."

Try to listen to it Lorz. You will like it.  A hit song wayback 98-99 i guess.
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Lorenzo

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