the treasure of HABAGAT

[balong]

the treasure of HABAGAT

in the mountains of maribojoc, in the bowels of padhan cave, lies buried a fabulous treasure . $50 billion worth of gold bullion. this is the fortune left behind by a legendary man known only as HABAGAT. guarding this treasure is an army, sta.cruzparish.bravehost lead by a close friend of HABAGAT, a renegade priest by the name of PADRE GOMEZ, assisted by his lieutenants, BENDANG and BOYLING.

all over the world a depression in the financial markets is going on. businesses are going bankrupt. hundreds of thousands of workers are laid off. people are going hungry especially in the philippines. and in this perilous and difficult times, it is only natural that people will become more greedy.

and so pirates, mercenaries, soldiers of fortune, guns for hire everywhere are turning their thoughts to this treasure in padhan cave. from all around the corners of the globe, armies are massing up , preparing for the invasion of padhan.

from the west comes www.tingog.maribojocbohol.com, lead by the deadly BALONG and his right hand, BOKATCH.
from the east is the army of tubagbohol.com/mike ligalig, commanded by MIKE LEGAL.
from the north is mikeygatal.com whose leader is a handsome gunslinger, MIKEY GATAL.
and the biggest army of all comes from the south, bolanon.com led by the barbarian ROY BAYON.

who will win this treasure?

dear viewers, stay tuned...

[Moyhua]

the TubagBohol Family

[balong]

aho lang ning gi himo-an ug estorya ang ahong beerthday contest. way laing lingaw ba. unang natagak taga tingog.maribojoc. ang sinaligan nahong columnist nga si lorelai. ang sunod mao si manhak, from mikeygatal's army. swerte swerte lang jud ni. dili akoy mag bo.ot kinsay modaug. it's the luck of the draw

[Moyhua]

way to go Balong for your intellectual presentation of the treasure of HABAGAT!

[balong]

kugihan jud ka mo reply angie. you are a true bokbokero

[Macky Ferniz]

Unsa man ni nga cave Balong? Tinuod ni nga cave or virtual cave?

Nahinumdum ko dire sa among lugar nga naay mi click nga internet cafe nga ang pangalan "Internet Cave" unya ang hitsura sa ilang purtahan mura pod ug langub nga may mga rock formations.

Ang istorya diay adto nga nasayop diay ang nag butang sa label sa shop kay instead of "Cafe" na wrong spelling ug "Cave" so gipadayunan na lang sa tag-iya ug "Internet Cave" unya mi sikat noon kay unique man iyang hitsura, murag langob.

[balong]

blessing in disguise diay to nga sajop macky.

[balong]

misulay pod ko ug kobkob sa yamashitas treasure diha sa bohol, mi surrender ko. pila ka milyon ahong na horot pag finance. perte nang lawoma sa boho. gamay na kaajo ang tawo tanawon sa ilawom

[bol-anon nga cebuano]

abi nako ug habagat outdoor equipments.

[Moyhua]

Cge na Balong padayon na sa imong sugilanon.

[balong]

unsa may gusto nimo angie. ang treasure of habagat or treasure of yamashita

[Moyhua]

Habagat na lng,kay sa akong paminsar mas makabuluhan og mas madasigon ang bahandi ni Habagat. Puno sa mga pagsuway og kulba-hinam ang maong sugilanon. Og nasayod ako nga samtang magpdayon ang paglawig sa bahandi ni Habagat, daghan kita og mapupo nga mga maayong pagtulun-an nga atong ika-pasigarbo sa atong mga kaliwat sa umaabot.

[udtohan]

naa may cave sa maribojoc....

[balong]

ahong tubagon si angie. gi tujo ni nahong mga contest to spread my "philosophy" in life. that it is better to give than to receive. dugay na naho ning gihimo. daghan ko ug taga-ang mga tawo nga nangajo ug hinabang pinaagi sa internet. a few dollars, a hundred or a few thousand according to his or her need. naa poy usahay ma ilad ko, but i dont mind. basta naa lang koy kwarta, okey lang. ug matongnan jamoy kwarta, mo balibad pod ko.

pero ang kinasakitan nga nahitabo naho, na unay ko ug taga maribojoc. i lost almost $3000 kay ija konong gamiton nga placement fee para dinhi sa states. unja ilisan na lang nija inig nia na sija sa states. pagka human, giilad ra diay ko. gi paka uwawan pa jud ko didto sa ahong website sa tingog.maribojoc. gi ingnan ko nga bu**** ko. huhuhuhuhuhu

[balong]

niining ahong gibuhat, nag dala naho ug diboynas. kay ug kinhangan ko ug kwarta, motonga lang pod ang kwarta. so dont be afraid to give. kay mao nay sugo sa atong GINOO. if you do this for the least of MY  brethren, you are doing it for ME...

[hofelina]

Palihug padayon ang imong istorya nga treasure of Habagat, bisan morag hinubog apan makalingaw.

ps

adunay kweba sa Guindulman sakop sa Basdio, tagpo-an sa mga nagminahalay labi na kon bowanon.

[balong]

pagka looy man. way pang bayad ug motel. nganong naka ingon man ka nga mora ug hinobog ahong story

[hofelina]

Ipadayon ang imong sugilanon Balong, basin mahimo kana nga nobela unya ipa-film kon ugaling madiskobrehan ang treasure of Habagat!

[balong]

tiwas jud ni. kay kinhangan nga ihatag man ang treasure ni habagat

[balong]

the treasure of HABAGAT

in the mountains of maribojoc, in the bowels of padhan cave, lies buried a fabulous treasure . $50 billion worth of gold bullion. this is the fortune left behind by a legendary man known only as HABAGAT. guarding this treasure is an army, sta.cruzparish.bravehost lead by a close friend of HABAGAT, a renegade priest by the name of PADRE GOMEZ, assisted by his lieutenants, BENDANG and BOYLING.

all over the world a depression in the financial markets is going on. businesses are going bankrupt. hundreds of thousands of workers are laid off. people are going hungry especially in the philippines. and in this perilous and difficult times, it is only natural that people will become more greedy.

and so pirates, mercenaries, soldiers of fortune, guns for hire everywhere are turning their thoughts to this treasure in padhan cave. from all around the corners of the globe, armies are massing up , preparing for the invasion of padhan.

from the west comes www.tingog.maribojocbohol.com, lead by the deadly BALONG and his right hand, BOKATCH.
from the east is the army of tubagbohol.com/mike ligalig, commanded by MIKE LEGAL.
from the north is mikeygatal.com whose leader is a handsome gunslinger, MIKEY GATAL.
and the biggest army of all comes from the south, bolanon.com led by the barbarian ROY BAYON.

who will win this treasure?

dear viewers, stay tuned...

translation. ...the treasure of habagat is $50. mao ni premyo sa maka daug sa BALONG BEERTHDAY CONTEST

[Moyhua]

Kanang nangilad nimo Balong, sagdi lng na. Makonsenya ra na sila (kung naa man gani konsensya). Padayon ta sa lingaw-lingaw tungod og alang sa BEERTHDAY ni Balong , kining sugilanon nga nag-uluhan :treasure of HABAGAT!

[balong]

So I will always give back, I will always give to others. The giving man … anybody that's giving will get blessed and that's how I feel. Give and it will be given back to you. It may not be the way that you want it to be, but you will always get blessed out of it. I don't get blessed by people saying stuff, I get happy or excited by when I give to people. The way I get it back is seeing that smile or just a thank you, or a hug, or little stuff like that.

quote from DWIGHT HOWARD

[balong]

grabe na ang gera. ang pag inilogay sa bahandi nga gibilin ni HABAGAT. karong adlawa napokan ang pangulo sa tubagbohol army, si mike legal. maka sugakod pa ba kaha ang TB karon nga nawala ang ilang pangulo. kinsa man kaha ang maka tag-ya sa TREASURE of HABAGAT.

my internet friends, you are now watching the internet reality show brought to you by

BALONG INTERNETMENT CORPORATION

[Moyhua]

Padayon Balong sa mga kulba-hinam nga mga sugilanun.

[balong]

kinhangang ipa dajon jud ni angie. mentras gi sugdan, atong tiwason. mentras buhi pa si balong, mag contest ug panagsa. para naa poy mag tikaw tikaw sa contest section ba. win tons of cash and gifts ra bay gi ingon ni mike. hihihi. bahala na ug way tonelada. bisan ginagmay lang basta kinasingkasing. lajo pa man hinoon ang 2010. igo pa ma pono ahong alkansiya para premyo

[balong]

grabe na ang gera. si BULAK na lay nabilin sa army sa tubagbohol. horot na ang taga sta.cruz. kinsa kahay mo daug ugmaka tag.ija sa treasure iof habagat

[bol-anon nga cebuano]

swerteha gud ni maricel.

[Moyhua]

Well, salamat Balong for sharing your blessings.