Funny Notices in Business Establishments

[MikeLigalig.com]

As published in the column of Juan L Mercado

As a hobby, an editor-friend collects the text of ads, billboards and bumper stickers. They provide a rich lode of humor, he says. Here are some:

Ad in a newspaper classified section: "Guitar for Sale. Cheap. No strings attached."

Billboard in a hospital room: "Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time! Ad in a management glossie: "Success Is Relative. More The Success, More The Relatives."

Barber shop ad: "We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business"

Ad in a family magazine: "You Know Your kids Have Grown Up When: Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lipstick.. Or Your Son Starts To Wipe It Off. "Ads in a women's magazine: "Behind Every Great Man, There Is A Surprised Woman.

Restaurant Notice: "All drinking water in this establishment has been personally passed by the Manager." Signs in three bars: "When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking...I Gave Up Reading." "My Grandfather Is 80 And Still Doesn't Need Glasses... He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle." And: "Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please Pay In Advance."

Billboards In Driving School: "If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way". " Don't Let Your Kids Drive If They are Not Old Enough Or Else They Will Never Be."

[grazie7y]

I took this picture at one of the malls in south LA.



Just as quickly as I clicked my camera, came these two guards.  They asked me if there's anything they can do.  I said, nothing.  And they asked me what I was taking pictures of.  I said, the sign.  It's cute!    They looked at the sign and it seemed to me that they didn't see what amused me. heheheh

[Macky Ferniz]

Duol ra man ni sa akong outlet. Asa ni nga branch sa Macky's?

[ms da binsi]

Duol ra man ni sa akong outlet. Asa ni nga branch sa Macky's?

bwahahahhah!

huy gi unsa man ni pag magic???

[grazie7y]

hahahaha kolokoy man jud ka Macks oi!  Mura'g maayo gani na na idea.  Let's make Macky's in Bohol atong atbangan ang ICM or BQ.

[Lorenzo]

The planning director in the store probably has some sort of dyslexia. 

Ate Ging, are you serious that the guards didn't notice the err?

Jeez Louise..

[Moyhua]

hahahahaha....cute jud....ang guard dako'g tiyan..comming soon... doble double

[grazie7y]

The planning director in the store probably has some sort of dyslexia. 

Ate Ging, are you serious that the guards didn't notice the err?

Jeez Louise..

Seryos jud, Dong! I pointed it to them and they just look at it with their faces kinda not understanding what was wrong with it.  Maybe because I didn't really said that the spelling was wrong. I just pointed the sign and said, "that's cute!" I think that was hilarious! It wasn't in the Phils but in one of the biggest malls in LA.  But in fairness to the guards, they were so quick jud in getting to me.