Taking A Woman To Bed (forwarded by a pioneer ,83 batchmate)

[Macky Ferniz]

TAKING A  WOMAN TO BED 

What is the  difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ?   

At 8 -- You  take her to bed and tell her a story. 
                                               
At 18 -- You  tell her a story and take her to bed.   

At 28 -- You  don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She  tells you a story and takes you to bed. 

At 48 -- She  tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- You  stay in bed to avoid her story.   

At 68 -- If  you take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 -- What  story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???

[Glen]

Hahhahaha kamoot ani Sir Macky!

Asa kaha ko ani na belong?

What about taking a man to bed

[ms da binsi]

TAKING A  WOMAN TO BED 

What is the  difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ?  

At 8 -- You  take her to bed and tell her a story. 
                                              
At 18 -- You  tell her a story and take her to bed.  

At 28 -- You  don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She  tells you a story and takes you to bed. 

At 48 -- She  tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- You  stay in bed to avoid her story.  

At 68 -- If  you take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 -- What  story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???

aguy! aguy sakit akong bag-ang! bwahahahahhaha

huy di man gani ko maka YAWN kay sakit akong bag-ang karon ning bahakhak jud ko to da max!

[The Charlatan]

I like this "78 - What  story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???".. lol

[Lorenzo]

hahahaha! Hilarious!

[ytesski]

I like this "78 - What  story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???".. lol

Katawa jud nako ani kay gi angu-ango na diay maong wa na kaila sa ija spouse.

[Macky Ferniz]

Hahhahaha kamoot ani Sir Macky!

Asa kaha ko ani na belong?

What about taking a man to bed

Perhaps the best answer should come from Bambi

[lumine]

Perhaps the best answer should come from Bambi

hahahaha!

[ms da binsi]

Perhaps the best answer should come from Bambi

Bayaaat! tubaga ri diri dear!

[kiamoy]

hahaha ka funny ani!!:)

[grazie7y]

TAKING A  WOMAN TO BED 

What is the  difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ?   

At 8 -- You  take her to bed and tell her a story. 
                                               
At 18 -- You  tell her a story and take her to bed.   

At 28 -- You  don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She  tells you a story and takes you to bed. 

At 48 -- She  tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- You  stay in bed to avoid her story.   

At 68 -- If  you take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 -- What  story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???

hahahahahah bueng man ni oi!  Gi Alzheimer na diay intawon at 78!