I No Come Work Today!

[..yadz..]

Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey Boss, I no come
work today, I really  sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs
hurt, I no come work."

The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I
really need you today.  When I feel like this, I go to my wife and
tell her to give me sex.  That  makes everything better and I go
to work.  You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I
feel great.   I be at work soon......... You got nice house."

[buenavista]

Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey Boss, I no come
work today, I really  sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs
hurt, I no come work."

The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I
really need you today.  When I feel like this, I go to my wife and
tell her to give me sex.  That  makes everything better and I go
to work.  You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I
feel great.   I be at work soon......... You got nice house."

[Happy]

Hahaha, ngano bitaw tambag tambag apil ang asawa, da! ni salisihan noon lol

[..yadz..]

wise jud ni intsik...lolz!