Just to brighten your day

Vito Andoline · April 12, 2008, 03:58:22 PM

New Pinoy Jokes

Toto: Pangarap ko, kumita ng P250,000 monthly gaya ni daddy!
Juvy: Wow! Ganyan kalaki ang kinikita ng daddy mo?
Toto: Hindi! 'Yan din ang pangarap niya!

Vito Andoline · April 12, 2008, 03:58:57 PM

Lito: Pare, ano ba ang kaibahan ng H2O sa CO2?
Joseph: Diyos ko naman! Di mo ba alam 'yun?! Ang H2O ay water! At ang CO2... cold water.

Vito Andoline · April 12, 2008, 03:59:32 PM

Different prayers of single women...
At Age 15: Lord, give me SuperMAN.
At Age 18: Lord, give me a cute MAN.
At Age 20: Lord, give me the best MAN.
At Age 30: Lord, give me a good MAN.
At Age 40: Lord, give me a MAN.
At Age 50: Lord, give me sinoMA N.
At Age 60: Lord, maawa ka naMAN.
At Age 70: Lord, kaya ko pa
naMAN.
At Age 80: Lord, kahit hipo MAN lang.

Vito Andoline · April 12, 2008, 07:47:57 PM

Stewardess: Do you want a drink, sir?
Sir: What are my choices?
Stewardess: Yes or No.

Vito Andoline · April 12, 2008, 07:48:23 PM

Advantage at disadvantage ng may-asawa...
ADVANTAGE: 'Pag kailangan mo, nandiyan agad.
DISADVANTAGE: 'Pag ayaw mo na, andiyan pa rin!

Vito Andoline · April 12, 2008, 07:48:54 PM

What is the difference between a girlfriend, a call girl and a wife?
Sagot: Post paid, pre paid, unlimited.

Vito Andoline · April 12, 2008, 07:49:21 PM

Do you know INNER ROW?
What is INNER ROW?
Inner Row is that which comes before Pibrerow, Marsow, Abril, Mayow...

Vito Andoline · April 12, 2008, 07:49:42 PM

Sa isang classroom...
Titser: Class, what is ETHICS?
Pilo: Etiks are smaller than ducks.

Vito Andoline · April 12, 2008, 07:50:03 PM

Anak: Itay, nagpapatanong si ma'am kung ano raw ang propesyon mo.
Itay: Sabihin mo, cardiologist.
Anak: Ano po ba ang cardiologist, Itay?
Itay: 'Yung tagaayos ng radio sa car!

Vito Andoline · April 12, 2008, 07:50:31 PM

Umuwi si mister nang 4:00 AM at nakita niya ang kanyang misis na may
katalik na lalaki sa kama...
Misis: (sumigaw) SAAN KA GALING?!
Mister: Sino 'yang katabi mo?
Misis: GRABE KA! HUWAG MONG IBAHIN ANG USAPAN!

Vito Andoline · April 12, 2008, 07:50:59 PM

Misis: Dok, kumusta ang aking mister?
Dok: Sorry, po. Mula ngayon, ikaw na ang magpapaligo at magpapakain sa kanya, kasi, putol na ang kanyang mga kamay at paa...
Misis: HAH?! HINDI NGA?!
Dok: He! He! He! Ninerbyos kayo, 'no?! Joke lang! Patay na siya!