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General Topic / Photos Inside Sri Lanka’s Bombed Churches
« on: May 04, 2019, 05:51:25 AM »
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General Topic / A very poor man had a beautiful wife
« on: April 28, 2019, 07:49:36 PM »

     A very poor man had a beautiful wife. His wife had luscious and beautiful long hair that she loved and adored. One day her hair clips broke and she wanted a new one to take care of her hair. "Honey, can you please bring me a new hair clip?" Said the wife. "I'm sorry honey. I can't even afford to get my broken watch fixed." He said with a heavy heart. As he was walking to work, he saw a watch shop. He suddenly thought of something. "Why don't I just sell my broken watch for a little money to get my wife her hair clips." So he sold the broken watch for a small fee and bought his wife new hair clips. As he got home he was shocked to see his wife with shorter hair. "Honey, I sold my long hair to the salon and bought you a new watch." She said with a smile on her face. Tears started rolling down her husband's eyes as he gave her the hair clips he got for her.

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General Topic / A very poor man had a beautiful wife
« on: April 28, 2019, 07:47:48 PM »
  A very poor man had a beautiful wife. His wife had luscious and beautiful long hair that she loved and adored. One day her hair clips broke and she wanted a new one to take care of her hair. "Honey, can you please bring me a new hair clip?" Said the wife. "I'm sorry honey. I can't even afford to get my broken watch fixed." He said with a heavy heart. As he was walking to work, he saw a watch shop. He suddenly thought of something. "Why don't I just sell my broken watch for a little money to get my wife her hair clips." So he sold the broken watch for a small fee and bought his wife new hair clips. As he got home he was shocked to see his wife with shorter hair. "Honey, I sold my long hair to the salon and bought you a new watch." She said with a smile on her face. Tears started rolling down her husband's eyes as he gave her the hair clips he got for her.

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General Topic / Jobless Migrant Family Of 10 Demands Mansion,
« on: April 27, 2019, 04:48:56 AM »
Jobless Migrant Family Of 10 Demands Mansion, Council Has Perfect Response
The father of a migrant family of 10, who not only refuses to work for his $147,000 benefits per year but is a full-time student on the taxpayer’s dime, recently refused a free 5-bedroom house to demand a mansion for his growing family. However, after the councilman heard of the family’s entitlement, he reneged on the offer and instead gave the perfect 7-word response.Arnold and Jeanne Sube fled Cameroon as asylum seekers in search of a better life, which they quickly found in France. Unfortunately, France’s benefits didn’t live up to the Subes’ standards, so they headed to Britain, where they finally began living the welfare lifestyle of which many impoverished taxpayers and homeless veterans dream.

However, instead of gratitude for draining the taxpayers and refusing to contribute anything in return except more children, Arnold and Jeanne, both 33, demanded a larger house because their free 3-bedroom home is “too cramped.” Hearing their plea, the Luton council decided that offering 2 extra bedrooms wouldn’t be too far beyond the city’s budget to suit the whining migrants. To their surprise, the family not only turned down the offer but had yet another demand.The Express reports that the Sube family responded to the council’s generous offer of a free 5-bedroom home by insisting on being given a mansion with at least 6 double bedrooms. Shocked at their entitlement, a Luton Borough Council spokesman told them that since they’re going to continue to demand without contributing, “We will offer the property to another family” and they will remain in their 3-bedroom house.

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General Topic / Life Lessons Advice from an 80-Year-Old Man
« on: April 26, 2019, 06:02:32 AM »
1. Have a firm handshake

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General Topic / The Sayings of the Buddha
« on: April 23, 2019, 08:47:39 AM »
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General Topic / 10 Tools Towards a Happy Life
« on: April 12, 2019, 03:54:02 AM »
10 Tools Towards a Happy Life

1 – See that being joyful is your fundamental responsibility

The first and most fundamental responsibility for a human being is to become a joyous being. To be happy is not the ultimate aspect of life. It is the fundamental aspect of life. If you are not happy, what else can you do with your life? Only if you are happy, can other great possibilities open up.

Whatever you do, it is only your inner quality that you are going to spread. Whether you like it or not, that is the reality. Unless something of true value happens within you, you cannot do anything of tremendous value to the world. So, if you are concerned about the world, the first thing you must do is transform yourself into a joyous being.

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Talk of the Town / 10 commandments 4 senior citizens
« on: September 28, 2018, 03:24:38 PM »
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Sports and Fitness / Dear Mike
« on: September 26, 2018, 05:46:04 AM »
BIG Boss Mike,

i am coming home for a vacation. bakasyon grande kay almost 3 months. will be home oct. 31. back to new york on jan. 10 . super excited kay mo duwa ko sa Maribojoc Christmas Basketball league. 3 ka teams ahong gi finance. para sa inter barangay. BOKATCH [exaltacion] BALONG [kahayag] ug DIPATLONG.
sa atong salida nga exhibition game sa tubagbohol.com, nang hatag ta ug tshirts. but that was only 1 game. daghang games ning ahong duwaan. and as usual mag gara gara na pod ko. during the BALONG and BOKATCH half time show, mangora ko ug coins. ang maka ilog ug 1 cent tagaan ug $1. 5 cents = $5 ug 10 cents = $10. gibuhat ni naho sauna. sa diha pay kampanaryo sa maribojoc wala pa ma guba ang simbahan, gisugo naho ang pagumangkon nga mag pa lupad ug dollar ug peso gikan sa kampanaryo. didto lang ko sa ubos ga tan-aw nang lupad ang kwarta. inilogay mga bata ug tiguwang. pastilang biboha. mao nga karong wala nay kampanaryo, sa maribojoc gym na lang ko mangora ug coins.....hihihihihi

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Bohol Tourism | Bohol Travel & Tour / high alert bohol and cebu malls
« on: August 24, 2018, 03:42:12 AM »
Forwarded message:

Duna koy nadawat nga message gikan sa akong classmate.
Iyang sister naa ga work sa PSG ni DUTERTE. Nakadawat sila ug intel report this noon time nga naay 4 ka babaye from Basilan nga nagplano mag suicide bombings sa mga malls sa Cebu ug Bohol.Please inform atong mga relatives and friends to stay away from the malls in the meantime nga dili pa ni ma clear nga intel.
 Very high alert ang mega malls diri sa Bohol. Sa di ka pa maka park,  inspection sa imong sakyanan. ingna mga paryente nato.ayaw ni ibutang sa FB.private or personal message lang.

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Photos Unlimited / the door to NOWHERE
« on: August 21, 2018, 09:13:19 PM »
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General Topic / Being Parked On a Back Road Is No Time For Secrets
« on: August 18, 2018, 07:55:39 PM »
Being Parked On a Back Road Is No Time For Secrets
 

A guy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what guys and girls do on back roads some distance from town.

As things really started getting hot, the girl stopped the guy and said, "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex."

The guy reluctantly paid her, and they went on with their business.



After they finished, the guy lit up a cigarette, sat back in the driver's seat and stared out the window.

"Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.

"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25."

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Cars and Automotive / UBERloaded
« on: August 06, 2018, 01:23:53 PM »
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karon pa ko kita aning video. pero di ko ka antigo mo kopya.

youtube.com/strangethingschannel

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Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / warren buffett is GREEDY
« on: August 03, 2018, 03:45:04 PM »
ngano kahang kasagarang mga datu hakog sa ilang extended family or paryente. maka donate ug milyon milyong dolyar sa mga charities, philantrophies and museums. pasikat ra diay ang ilang gihimo. na unsa ba intawon oi.

ako ganahan mang hatag. malipay nga mo gasto para sa ubang tawo. dili mawala nang pasikat but i genuinely feel happy when i can help someone in need. kay mao man nay sugo sa atong GINOO

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Photos Unlimited / karaang uyab ni balong
« on: August 02, 2018, 11:38:42 PM »
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Photos Unlimited / bitamin sa mata
« on: July 28, 2018, 06:59:58 PM »
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Photos Unlimited / bag-ong uyab ni balong
« on: July 23, 2018, 06:22:42 PM »
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