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Jokes and Humor / Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« on: January 30, 2011, 04:12:10 AM »
heheheheh

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Mao bitaw nga lisod kung maclose nimo ang tawo tapos madevelop. That happened many times, kalisod ra ba gyud.

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Learn English Online / Re: Word of the Day
« on: January 30, 2011, 03:56:23 AM »
, n.

1. a curved flat wooden missile which can be made to return to the thrower
2. an action or statement that recoils on its originator



--from The Free Dictionary
Reminded me the movie Boomerang, that was funny as hell!

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LGU Philippines / Re: Miriam wants politicians to pass IQ test
« on: January 30, 2011, 03:54:52 AM »
Which one when she said." Now is the time for the Return of the Jedi." referring to one of her campaign speeches...

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Quotable Quotes / Re: Quote For The Day
« on: January 30, 2011, 03:50:29 AM »
Take life one day at a time.

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Health and Food / Re: Kinsay gustong mokaon og shakoy...
« on: January 30, 2011, 03:48:46 AM »
tagai ko be!

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Help & Support / Re: POST IT
« on: January 30, 2011, 02:56:36 AM »
Thank you Ms. Isles, the situation here gets better. I fully adjusted to the changes taking place.

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Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Ipagawas Ang Inyung Gibati
« on: January 18, 2011, 05:56:10 AM »
My fervent wish is to sleeppppp...Hinaot pa unta nga makatulog ko og tarong. Duha na kabuwan tawon wala koy klarong tulog.

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Health and Food / Re: Kinsay gustong mokaon og shakoy...
« on: January 18, 2011, 05:46:41 AM »
Mao ni permi ipadala ni Cujo nako kada uli nako sa Pinas apil ang binangkal..

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                     A youth                                       
               
                       Oh thin youth                         =            Niwang nga batan-on (way gikaon)
                       Sailing in the bay lot                =            Yuta sa baybayon
                       Singing the bee song               =            Dagan kay naay putyukan
                       Moving the low boat                =            Sakayan nga mubo
                       A youth here                          =            Batan-on dire
                       A youth there                         =            Batan-on didto
                       A youth anywhere                   =            Bantan-on maskin asa
                        How wonderful                       =            O kaanyag
                         Being a youth                       =             Sa mga Batan-on

Lami gyud ang English dili luod pamation.



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Health and Food / Re: Acute hemorrhagic pacreatitis
« on: January 18, 2011, 05:26:17 AM »
Ms. Hofelina, I remembered a story line related to the death of Rico Yan, a matinee idol in the Philippines. It was said that most of the people that died while sleeping got one thing in common, the last thing they eat was noodles.

It is said that noodles absorbed the water contents in the body, and since the body is at resting stage, the mind stays inactive also. As a result, the person is unaware of the dehydration process taking place in the body.

Interesting yet so intriguing. Since I read that, I stopped eating noddles for dinner.

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No, you can't mislead people that you have feelings also, that hurts!

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LGU Philippines / Re: Miriam wants politicians to pass IQ test
« on: January 18, 2011, 03:50:53 AM »
She will not pass the normal IQ test anyway?

Isn't the demarcation of insanity and genius IQ's is just as thick as a thread line? How about a "common sense test."? Am sure 100% shall fail.

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Help & Support / Re: POST IT
« on: January 15, 2011, 06:47:34 AM »
Hello TB, I miss all my friends here. Life is freaky right now, sorry for not being visible. I am really tired and exhausted.

I just want to greet Cujo Happy Birthday. Thank you for the Tiffany ring you gave me Cuj, it really cheered me up. I love Tiffany but your gesture of giving is more than words can say.

Sa taga TB padayon sa pagbinayluay og mga pulong. Mo-join ra ko sa umaabot. I really miss the fun!

Naa na koy full time care-giver na karon, makapanahon na ko sa akong mga gustong buhaton.

See you soon!


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Help & Support / Re: POST IT
« on: December 25, 2010, 12:04:44 PM »
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL....

Am doing fine,  my well being and schedules been affected now, but I managed. Thanks sa mga Kapatid sa TB sa tanang encouragements sa akoa.

Daghan gyud salamat.

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Jokes and Humor / Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« on: December 19, 2010, 06:31:40 AM »
A lady walks into the drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic.
"Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic?" "To kill my husband."
"I can't sell you arsenic to kill a person!"
The lady lays down a photo of a man and a woman in a compromising position.
The man is her husband and the woman is the pharmacist's wife.
He takes the photo, and nods. "I didn't realize you had a prescription!"

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Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: How do you approach life's problem?
« on: December 19, 2010, 04:28:03 AM »
By taking life one day at a time...

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Jokes and Humor / Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« on: December 19, 2010, 04:25:24 AM »
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.
He asks, "What was that for?"
She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it."
He says, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I went there to bet on." She shrugs and walks away. Three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.
He asks, "What was that for?"
She answers, "Your horse called."



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Jokes and Humor / Re: Your naughty joke for the day
« on: December 19, 2010, 04:23:48 AM »
An Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day.

When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her email address, he did his best to type it in from memory.

Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream and fell to the floor in a dead faint. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

DEAREST WIFE: JUST GOT CHECKED IN. EVERYTHING PREPARED FOR YOUR ARRIVAL TOMORROW.
P.S. SURE IS HOT DOWN HERE.


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