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46001
General Topic / Re: A RACIAL SLUR AGAINST FILIPINOS?
« on: April 05, 2010, 02:11:21 PM »

my pic/avatar is lovely, dark, and deep... and while i have miles to go before i sleep, you can't see my bushy eyebrows because the lighting of my photo was careless.  it wasn't ms da binsi who took this shot, that's why.
 ;D ;D ;D

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goodness gracious!  this should be made known to as many voters as possible.  if manny v. wins, cry, the beloved country (with apologies to alan paton). :'( :'( :'( 

"It is not permissible to add to one's possessions if these things can only be done at the cost of other men.  Such development has only one true name, and that is exploitation." (Alan Paton, Cry,The Beloved Country)

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General Topic / Re: A RACIAL SLUR AGAINST FILIPINOS?
« on: April 05, 2010, 01:42:26 PM »
guwapo nag dagan ning thread da.  gikan sa racial slur ngadto sa taxonomical slur. my day is made!  (ugpot-ugpot ug katawa, ungga, ungga, ungga.)

46004
Pulong Bisaya / Re: dalaga noon at ngayon
« on: April 05, 2010, 01:33:08 PM »

bitaw.  unggoy ra baja ang garboso.

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tinuod.  di na lang ta morisgo ug edsa 3 o edsa 10 kay mahimo nang komedya atong demokrasya.  likay na lang ta ni villar ug kinsa pa man galing ang suportado ni gma.  sakto na, kahibawo na ta.  unsa man tawon ta, mga masokista?

46006
Jokes and Humor / Re: Career Choice
« on: April 05, 2010, 01:03:14 PM »
hahaha!  wives of the world, unite!  (and be security guards!)

46007
General Topic / Re: A RACIAL SLUR AGAINST FILIPINOS?
« on: April 05, 2010, 12:58:48 PM »

faggot.  i like that.  a faggot with thick eyebrows and an illiterate one to boot, how believable.  sorry, carolla cousin of mine.

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General Topic / Re: A RACIAL SLUR AGAINST FILIPINOS?
« on: April 05, 2010, 12:56:50 PM »

duha na ta!  harharhar!  sakit na my tijan for lol!

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General Topic / Re: A RACIAL SLUR AGAINST FILIPINOS?
« on: April 05, 2010, 12:23:29 PM »

my hair?  ahuhuhu.  matarong lang ni if you give me back the beads from your pulseras, hahaha!  (bundak-bundak ug katawa)  otherwise, carolla can never make me change my hairstyle.  afraid to look like him, that's why.;D ;D ;D

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General Topic / Re: A RACIAL SLUR AGAINST FILIPINOS?
« on: April 05, 2010, 12:16:16 PM »
http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii204/bol-anon1234/adam-carolla_081.jpg[/img]

Carolla attended Colfax Elementary School, Walter Reed Junior High, and North Hollywood High School. Carolla never received good grades, graduating with a 1.75 grade point average. He claims to have majored in ceramics. Carolla did not receive his high school diploma until years later, claiming he owed the library $19.95 for a copy of We The People (ISBN 0-385-41903-1).

He was voted class clown and was the captain of his football team. Carolla played Pop Warner football for seven years; he later suggested that being involved in sports saved him from a chaotic home life.

He began living on his own at the age of 18. He briefly attended Los Angeles Valley College, a junior college, where he was placed on academic probation before dropping out to work in a series of jobs, including as a carpet cleaner, carpenter, boxing instructor, and traffic school instructor.


thanks, bnc.  now i've finally seen the face of this long lost cousin of mine!  (we can select our friends but not our relatives.) ;) ;) ;) honest, my hair is better!

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General Topic / Re: A RACIAL SLUR AGAINST FILIPINOS?
« on: April 05, 2010, 12:05:03 PM »
hahaha! ;D ;D ;D  enjoy ko sa pagtipas sa topic and at the same time wa diay motipas aning injong mga kalaki da.  mao niy guwapo nga forum.  anything goes.  ang serious, himoon pod nga di serious.  kay unsa gud tuod ang seryoson?  matod pa, the world is a better place if we don't take ourselves too seriously.  salamat sa pag-uli ninjo sa akong buot.  naglisod lang kog dawat nga ig-agaw diay mi ni carolla, mao nga pabagulbolbagulbol lang kunohay una ko.  karon, ahem, yes, we are cousins, but i'm royalty (princesita unggay the first, harharhar!) while he's a peasant. ;) ;) ;) 

46012
General Topic / Re: A RACIAL SLUR AGAINST FILIPINOS?
« on: April 05, 2010, 12:06:37 AM »
“All they have over there is Manny Pacquiao and sex stores.”

FALSE.  Surely not.  More than Manny Pacquiao and sex stores (which are very few, really) are numerous malls, busy streets, the Chocolate Hills, Banawe Rice Terraces, halo-halo, tarsiers, 90-million strong Filipinos, and much, much more.  Too bad it seems as though Carolla had never read up anything, except perhaps on Manny Pacquiao, about this country, much less visited it.  How about knowing only of those numerous kinky sex shops in San Francisco or peep shows in New York and concluding that the US is only all about kinky sex and the false boobs of Pamela Anderson?     

“What happens when Floyd Mayweather beats him? Does your country go into depression?”

FALSE.  No, no, and no.  The country won't go into depression when Mayweather beats Pacquiao as the US went into depression for 'living beyond its means' (in the words of Paul Krugman, 2008 Nobel Laureate in Economics) helped by credit cards galore.  If Pacquiao is beaten, then he is beaten, and the Philippines will go on in its merry way.  When the US went into depression, it brought the whole world down with it.

So if truth hurts, do untruths tickle?

46013
General Topic / Re: A RACIAL SLUR AGAINST FILIPINOS?
« on: April 04, 2010, 10:54:42 PM »
“Really, you want some guy with brain damage running your country? Why don’t you get your sh*t together?”

FALSE.  Says who?  There ain't nobody here wantin' a guy with brain damage running our  country.  There's a gal at the moment, and though she's vertically challenged, her brain's intact.  And quite more functional than Carolla's, if I may say.  After May 10, we will know of course if some brain-damaged guy will run our country.  But we can manage, y'know.  The US managed with Dubya, remember, Carolla?  (That is, if your brain isn't that damaged.)

46014
General Topic / Re: A RACIAL SLUR AGAINST FILIPINOS?
« on: April 04, 2010, 10:40:47 PM »
“Get a fu**in life as a country”

FALSE.  No question, we have a life.  It's just that Carolla (who dat?) took it upon himself to advise another country as if he has the moral ascendancy.  Obviously he's never been to the Philippines, much less heard of Hayden Kho.  That guy can truly smash Carolla in more ways than one.

“All you fu**in got is just an illiterate guy who happens to smash other guys in the head better than other people”

FALSE.  We know there are hundreds of thousands of other guys out there who can smash Carolla just as well.  Those guys may be retirees now, but once upon a time, they almost smashed the Beatles at the Manila airport, circa 1960s.  Read up, Carolla!  

Note that Pacquiao can speak and write in English, aside from his Filipino (Tagalog) and Visayan (Cebuano) languages.  You call that illiterate?  You cannot even speak English without the f-word, Carolla.  Worse, you don't know Tagalog, much less Boholano.  So who is illiterate?  

46015
General Topic / Re: A RACIAL SLUR AGAINST FILIPINOS?
« on: April 04, 2010, 10:20:02 PM »
whoa!  that the truth hurts comes to mind as easy as abc.  but let's look for truths first, if there's any, in this comedian's statements:

1)  "Here's how you know when your country has a lot going for it:  When everything is about Manny Pacquiao."

FALSE.  Our country is not only about Manny Pacquiao.  It's also about EDSA uno and dos and probably tres and quatro ad infinitum, cheap prices (honest), the whole spectrum of creativity, positive outlook, the ability to smile in the midst of tragedy, real good doctors, history and tradition, and many, many more, including elections, noisy politicians and noisier supporters.  Pacquiao is simply current news; here today and probably gone tomorrow.  It's like saying that the US is all about Brangelina.  Which makes me wonder, would it have been truthful if some comedian said years ago that the US is all about Lorena Bobbit and how she cut off her husband's private part?  This was all the rage in US news and commentaries in the late 1990s!         


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Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Ipagawas Ang Inyung Gibati
« on: April 03, 2010, 06:07:47 PM »

buot ko man nga ibandilyo ang ngilo nga pagbati, daw magdung-ag usa ko ug kan-on aron naay mahukad unya damlag.  motiglawon usa ning nagkaladrakas nga mapaambiton, bugsay, hangtod sa manamilit ako kanimo pag-usab.

46017
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Ipagawas Ang Inyung Gibati
« on: April 03, 2010, 05:53:39 PM »

yarok, hubag, yarok!

46018
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Ipagawas Ang Inyung Gibati
« on: April 03, 2010, 05:51:20 PM »

pagkaanindot palandungon nga ang mga manulonda sa langit ug ang mga ukoy sa dagat mag-ambahan, bisan tuod ug wa apila ni bai hubs ang mga sirena nga bungoton sama kanako.  makahupaw na sa dughang napusgay ang kamatuoran nga diay ang manulonda ug ukoy mahimong kasikbit sa paglaom nga nitiglawom.   

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Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Ipagawas Ang Inyung Gibati
« on: April 03, 2010, 05:39:53 PM »

ang kadahonan sa kasikbit mahimong maopaw
nan, unsa o si kinsa pa man diay ang mosayaw?
ang kalanggaman uroy ug mahilo ug mosarasay
pagkadimalas gayod sa dagan aning akong saysay

46020
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Ipagawas Ang Inyung Gibati
« on: April 03, 2010, 05:27:58 PM »
aha!  may paglaom pa diay ang imong nalupaypay.  motiglawom pa jud.  ang buot nahong ipaibot mao nga ang katagbaw sa katawhay kasarangan miambit sa kasikbit.

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