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45781
Health and Food / Re: 21-day erection renders man impotent!
« on: May 31, 2010, 10:23:38 PM »

hahaha!  it could go either way.  she can also leave it an abandoned town no different from a howling wilderness.  inches can transmogrify into mere pockmarks. 

45782
Philippine Provinces / Re: Iloilo City Mayor Happy to Leave Iloilo
« on: May 31, 2010, 09:45:59 PM »
in the late 1980s, after the current mayor became post-edsa oic by virtue of his blood relations with emmanuel pelaez, local pundits had come up with an anecdote, bohol-style, about 3 candidates for congress who were said to be all difficult to vote for because one was 'no talk' (agana, who couldn't speak the dialect), another was 'no walk' (lapez, who was on a wheelchair), and the other was 'putok' (lim, who was reportedly involved in a shooting incident). 

it looks like that early in our mayor's political career, something was already afoot.  we need not wonder about hoodlums in our midst now.         

45783
Philippine Provinces / Re: Iloilo City Mayor Happy to Leave Iloilo
« on: May 31, 2010, 09:33:22 PM »
i was hoping for a miracle then.

45784
Question and Answer / Re: Why Are Women Crazy About Shopping?
« on: May 31, 2010, 09:30:30 PM »

to your alien understanding, perhaps. 

45785
Health and Food / Re: 21-day erection renders man impotent!
« on: May 31, 2010, 09:23:58 PM »

na, microsurgery na diay ang nahitabo kun ang gipamutol mga ugat barangay kagawad.

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Philippine Provinces / Re: Iloilo City Mayor Happy to Leave Iloilo
« on: May 31, 2010, 09:21:07 PM »

hello, philippines.

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Philippine Provinces / Re: Iloilo City Mayor Happy to Leave Iloilo
« on: May 31, 2010, 09:19:12 PM »
wow!  would that our own mayor would leave tagbilaran just as happy for the same reasons.  no, i don't mean for tagbilaran to be a billionaire lgu.  but for the city to be just fiscally healthy may not be too much to hope for.

45788
Health and Food / Re: 21-day erection renders man impotent!
« on: May 31, 2010, 09:09:20 PM »

ugat mayor?

45789
Question and Answer / Re: Why Are Women Crazy About Shopping?
« on: May 31, 2010, 09:06:37 PM »
i don't enjoy it.  i hate shopping and won't do it if i can help it.  so gloat all you want, machos who talk about women as if you really know what goes on in our universe.

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Health and Food / Re: 21-day erection renders man impotent!
« on: May 31, 2010, 08:57:39 PM »
a case of one or the other; nothing but a choice between the devil and the deep blue sea.  he chose the deep blue sea, or rather the doctors chose it for him.  well, what goes up must come down, only this time the devil ain't going to go up again. ::) 

45791
Philippine Business News / Re: Tulis in Bohol Becoming More Rampant
« on: May 30, 2010, 10:45:30 PM »

galisod tingali ang ka wa tan ug baswat.

45792
Weird and Extreme / Re: CYCLOPS! Usa ray mata!
« on: May 30, 2010, 10:29:33 PM »

my goodness, bai hubs.  mahinumdom man hinoon ta ani atong pustahanay kun pilay itlog sa thread kabahin ug birok.   

45793
Inspiration & Hope / Re: Deliver us from evil...
« on: May 30, 2010, 10:18:23 PM »

puro pa ra ba gyod intawon clean-shaven.  kanyahay ra naglain ug thread kay lisod apilon ngadto sa where the beards grow.

45794
Inspiration & Hope / Re: Deliver us from evil...
« on: May 30, 2010, 10:15:58 PM »

satan and demon child?  morag mag-nightmare ko ani karong gabii da. 

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LGU Philippines / Re: Mayor Dan Lim
« on: May 30, 2010, 09:58:28 PM »

angay sad tingalig mahibaw-an sa mga botante bisag human na ang election kay uroy ug atong maengkwentro sa dalan, mabun-og tag ahat kay wa ta kahibawo nga anak diay sa mayor.  ug aron makahibawo pod ta ug naa bay umaabot nga laing dynasty. 

si kanhing presidente erap bitaw, hasta man ang lain niyang pamilya ug lain-laing anak sa lain-laing mga inahan naa may security detail, at government expense.  nagpakita lang ni nga ang public official maladlad gyod ang private life kay gamayng ligas gamiton unya ang public resources for private gain.

   

45796
Inspiration & Hope / Re: How To Stay Young
« on: May 30, 2010, 01:13:25 PM »
george carlin's views at the beginning of this thread say it all:  forget numbers (age, weight, height). 

one gets too old to remember anyway, so why bother? 

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welcome, siomai.  kun makaanha ko sa bohol sa umaabot nga mga buwan, karong tuiga, motilaw gyod ko sa siomai sa palma nga imong giingon.  once a siomai, always a siomai.  di gyod na masipyatan ug siakoy.

salamat pod sa imong tip bahin sa paintings by local artists.  apil ba ani si glenn lumantao?  he's good.
   

45798
Question and Answer / Re: What Is The Harshest-Sounding Language?
« on: May 30, 2010, 12:48:13 PM »

and, take note, the probability is high that the movies you've watched were made in hollywood, by americans or u.s.-based film artists.  that says a lot about how other people and their language are portrayed.


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Question and Answer / Re: What Is The Harshest-Sounding Language?
« on: May 30, 2010, 12:43:19 PM »

if what is meant by language in this thread is the language spoken by a people, then there is no such thing as a harsh language.  any spoken language becomes harsh to the ears only for those who either simply do not understand a word or are not used to the intonation pattern specific to the language. 

but if language here refers to expressions (or expletives for that matter), by jove, there's a lot to choose from out there.

45800

bitaw tuod sa?  ahat bag naapil ang siomai sa kinsay sad-an ug kinsay angay mauwaw.  gigutom hinoon ko da.

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