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Philippine Education / The World Today
« on: February 21, 2008, 04:47:59 PM »
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General Topic / Underwater Hotel under construction in Dubai. Amazing
« on: February 20, 2008, 08:59:35 PM »
Underwater Hotel under construction in Dubai

Currently under construction in Dubai , Hydropolis is the world's first underwater luxury hotel. It will include three elements: the land station, where guests will be welcomed, the connecting tunnel, which will transport people by train to the main area of the hotel, and the 220 suites within the submarine leisure complex. It is one of the largest contemporary construction projects in the world, covering an area of 260 hectares, about the size of London 's Hyde Park .
 
This will be a hotel where those who do not dive - or do not even swim - can experience the tranquillity and inspiration of the underwater world.

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In order to enter this surreal space, visitors will begin at the land station. This 120m woven, semicircular cylinder will arch over a multi-storey building.

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The upper storeys of the land station house a variety of facilities, including a cosmetic surgical clinic, a marine biological research laboratory and conference facilities

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The world of science fiction becoming reality.

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The shallow water hotel will be shaped as a bowl and will be positioned on the sea ground, according to Hohmann. The deep water version is floating in the sea with anchors on the ground.
 
The bowl will be constructed externally and then positioned on the location. It will then be emptied of the water and equipped with huge aquariums as an attraction for the guests. "At the shallow water hotel, guests are exposed to big fish tanks that contain controlled water and fish, since shallow water is muddy and not transparent. At the deep water hotel, visitors are looking directly into the sea

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General Topic / Simple Picture
« on: February 20, 2008, 08:34:01 PM »


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In the picture, just look at their condition.. no place to sleep, still they have
made some space for d cat n d dog... water pouring from the roof but still
each 1 of them have a peaceful smile on their face.. Simply amazing!!!!!

The happiest people in the world are not those who have no problems,
but those who learn to live with things that are less than perfect.
Keep Smiling Always…


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Jokes and Humor / May I go Out.......
« on: February 20, 2008, 08:28:55 PM »

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Jokes and Humor / Women as explained by engineers - agree or not?!!!!!!!!
« on: February 20, 2008, 07:47:24 PM »
WOMEN AS EXPLAINED BY ENGINEERS

PART I

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PART II

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PART III

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PART IV

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PART V

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Jokes and Humor / HUWAG PO ITAY!!!!
« on: October 11, 2007, 01:39:34 PM »


Nais kong ibahagi sa inyo ang namagitan sa amin   ng aking itay isang gabi. Hinding-hindi ko makakalimutan ang gabing iyon. Malakas ang ulan 

noon  nguni't maalinsangan ang simoy ng hangin.

Ako ay nagsusuklay sa aking silid, katatapos ko  pa lamang maligo at nakatapis pa lamang noon .  Narinig kong kumakatok  si Itay sa aking pinto.   Nang sagutin ko ang pagkatok niya ay sinabi niya  na kailangan daw naming mag-usap at humiling na  papasukin siya.  Binuksan ko ang pinto at siya'y  kagyat na pumasok sa  aking silid.

Laking pagkagulat ko  nang ipinid niya at susian  ang pinto. Hinawakan  ni Itay ang aking mga kamay,   hinaplos-haplos niya  ang aking buhok, ang aking  mukha, pinaraan niya ang kanyang mga daliri sa   aking kilay, sa aking  mga pisngi,sa aking mga labi. Napasigaw  ako.

"ITAY, huwag, huwag!  Ako'y inyong anak! Utang na  loob, Itay!" Nguni't parang walang narinig ang  aking Itay.  Ipinagpatuloy niya ang kanyang ginagawa. Ipinikit ko   na lamang ang aking mga mata dahil ayaw kong  makita ang mukha ng aking ama habang  ipinagpapatuloy niya ang kanyang ginagawa sa akin.

Naririnig ko si Inay sumisigaw habang binabayo  ang pinto at nagpipilit na ito'y buksan, "Hayop  ka! hayop ka! Huwag mong gawin iyan sa anak mo!   Huwag mong sirain ang kanyang kinabukasan".

Subalit wala ring  nagawa si Inay, hindi rin siya  pinakinggan ni Itay.  Nanatili na lamang akong walang katinag-tinag  at ipinaubaya ko na lamang  ang aking sarili sa anumang gustong gawin ng  aking  Itay.

Pagkalipas ng ilang  oras ay tumigil na rin ang  aking  Itay.   Iniharap niya ako sa  salamin ay ganoon na lamang   ang  aking pagkamangha at pagkagulat sa aking  nakita. Magaling naman palang mag-make-up si  Itay.

Nang gabing iyon ay nagtapat sa akin ang aking  ama. Bakla pala siya.  Labis akong nagalak sa galing at husay ng  aking ama. Naisip ko na  matutuwa ang aking boyfriend dahil lalo akong  gumanda ngayon.  Niyakap ko si Itay at pareho  kaming napaluha sa labis na kagalakan. Masaya na  kami ngayon at nabubuhay nang matiwasay.

Lovingly  yours,

BADONG

 

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Anong say nyo jan mga tita?

Di vah, bongga!


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Jokes and Humor / Viva bisaya! enjoy it!
« on: October 07, 2007, 05:37:43 PM »


 









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Love Talk / Eighteen Questions for Love
« on: October 07, 2007, 03:14:44 PM »

Is love ever wrong
Can love make mistakes
A love so long it cannot be wrong
A love so rite it has to be fate
Is love ever certain
Of those whom it chooses
Or can it be a curtain
Over the eyes of whom it chooses
Who may answer these questions
Can you deliver a clue
Or maybe suggestions
All I ask are a few
Why do we fall in love
Why can't love fall to us
How do we know when we've found love
How can we learn to trust
When is the rite time to give away your heart
What if your not sure
Do our hearts have destinies that our minds cannot fathum
Does the love that blinds us
Blind our minds as well
Clouding our judgement and confusing us
If so how can we tell
To love is as to live
An adventure and a blessing
Responsibility and a privilige
Exciting and testing
Sorrow and carnage
Upsetting and dreadful
Bonding and beautiful
How do I know this...
Good question

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How To Tips / BALANCE SHEET OF LIFE
« on: September 17, 2007, 04:46:48 PM »
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Our Birth is our Opening Balance !

Our Death is our Closing Balance!

Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities

Our Creative Ideas are our Assets

Heart is our Current Asset

Soul is our Fixed Asset

Brain is our Fixed Deposit

Thinking is our Current Account

Achievements are our Capital

Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade

Friends are our General Reserves

Values & Behaviour are our Goodwill

Patience is our Interest Earned

Love is our Dividend

Children are our Bonus Issues

Education is Brands / Patents

Knowledge is our Investment

Experience is our Premium Account

The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately.

The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award.


Some very Good and Very bad things ...
 
The most destructive habit......................Worry

The greatest Joy...............................Giving

The greatest loss................Loss of self-respect

The most satisfying work...............Helping others

The ugliest personality trait.............Selfishness

The most endangered species.........Dedicated leaders

Our greatest natural resource...............Our youth

The greatest "shot in the arm"..........Encouragement

The greatest problem to overcome.................Fear

The most effective sleeping pill........Peace of mind

The most crippling failure disease............Excuses

The most powerful force in life..................Love

The most dangerous pariah..................A gossiper

The world's most incredible computer........The brain

The worst thing to be without................... Hope

The deadliest weapon.......................The tongue

The two most power-filled words..............."I Can"

The greatest asset..............................Faith

The most worthless emotion..................Self-pity

The most beautiful attire......................SMILE!

The most prized possession................Integrity

The most powerful channel of communication.....Prayer

The most contagious spirit.................Enthusiasm

The most important thing in life..................GOD

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Quotable Quotes / failure
« on: September 17, 2007, 12:56:25 PM »
 Failure doesn't mean - You are a failure,
 It means - You have not succeeded.

 Failure doesn't mean - You accomplished nothing,
 It means - You have learned something.

 Failure doesn't mean - That you have been a fool.
 It means - You had a lot of faith.

 Failure doesn't mean - You've been disgraced.
 It means - You were willing to try.

 Failure doesn't mean - You don't have it.
 It means - You have to do something in a different way.

 Failure doesn't mean - You are inferior.
 It means -You are not perfect.

 Failure doesn't mean - You've wasted your life.
 It means - You have a reason to start afresh.

 Failure doesn't mean - You should give up.,
 It means - You must try harder.

 Failure doesn't mean -You'll never make  it.,
 It means - It will take a little longer.

Failure doesn't mean - God has abandoned you.,
It means - God has a better way for you.

 

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How To Tips / HOW TO CONTROL EMOTIONS
« on: September 14, 2007, 04:47:02 AM »


This would give you guides on how to control your emotions towards your better-half, friends, officemates and all the people around you, especially your "boss" . The rules of practicing "ugaling langit, ugaling kaaya-aya" :

#1 Ang naunang magalit ang may karapatang magalit. Pag naunahan ka na ng galit niya, tumahimik ka na lang muna.

#2 Walang taong nag-aaway mag-isa. Pag hindi kayo sumagot o pumatol, titigil din daw ang taong nakikipag- away sa inyo.

#3 Ang taong galit, 'bingi.' If someone is angry, wala raw pinakikinggan, so, don't try to explain and fight back. Hindi ka niya iintindihin dahil wala siyang naririnig kundi ang sarili nya.

#4 Ang taong galit, 'abnoy.' Ayon sa pastor, Biblical daw ito? because the Lord said when He was crucified, "Father, patawarin mo sila dahil hindi nila alam ang kanilang ginagawa." Modern term for these kinds of people are abnoys, so you better not get angry para huwag kang matawag na abnoy.

You should also know and realize that the persons who make your day bad are jewels, because you need them for you to mature. Hangga't andyan daw sila at kinaiinisan mo, ibig sabihin, immature ka pa. God will not take away those people; it's for you to take away your bad feelings towards them. You'll know na mature ka na pag dumating 'yung time na hindi ka na naiinis sa mga taong ito because you have learned to accept them and to have patience with them.

#5 Finally, the best part of this is to tell yourself na, because of this person, "I will grow mature," and that DAHIL SA CONTRIBUTION NIYA SA MATURITY MO, KUKUNIN DIN SYA NI LORD.

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Jokes and Humor / Even GOD has a sense of humour !
« on: September 14, 2007, 04:35:09 AM »
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> Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as
> well make the most of it. After her last operation, She was released
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Question and Answer / which hurts the most???
« on: September 14, 2007, 04:23:09 AM »
have u ever wondered which hurts the most; saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing and wishing you had? :-\

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Facts and Trivia / THE ENGINEER'S TERMS
« on: September 14, 2007, 03:52:50 AM »

Top 25 Engineer's Terms and Expressions (What they say versus what they mean)

A number of different approaches are being tried. (We are still guessing at this point.)
Close project coordination. (We sat down and had coffee together.)
An extensive report is being prepared on a fresh approach. (We just hired three punk kids out of school.)
Major technological breakthrough! (It works OK; but looks very hi-tech!)
Customer satisfaction is believed assured. (We are so far behind schedule, that the customer will take anything.)
Preliminary operational tests were inconclusive. (The darn thing blew up when we threw the switch.)
Test results were extremely gratifying! (Unbelievable, it actually worked!)
The entire concept will have to be abandoned. (The only guy who understood the thing quit.)
It is in process. (It is so wrapped in red tape that the situation is completely hopeless.)
We will look into it. (Forget it! We have enough problems already.)
Please note and initial. (Let's spread the responsibility for this.)
Give us the benefit of your thinking. (We'll listen to what you have to say as long as it doesn't interfere with
what we have already done or with what we are going to do.)
Give us your interpretation. (We can't wait to hear your bull.)
See me or let's discuss. (Come to my office, I've messed up again.)
All new. (Parts are not interchangeable with previous design.)
Rugged. (Don't plan to lift it without major equipment.)
Robust! (Rugged, but more so)
Light weight. (Slightly lighter than rugged)
Years of development. (One finally worked)
Energy saving. (Achieved when the power switch is off.)
No maintenance. (Impossible to fix)
Low maintenance. (Nearly impossible to fix)
Fax me the data. (I'm too lazy to write it down.)
We are following the standard! (That's the way we have always done it!)
I didn't get your e-mail. (I haven't checked my e-mail for days.)

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Jokes and Humor / Wi du da seym ting
« on: September 08, 2007, 07:19:31 AM »


US NAVY-(chewing bubble gum) in United States those four sided parts
of the bread are not eaten.
FILIPINA-Why???
US NAVY-Well,We put it in a recycle bin and make biscuits from it and
send it to the Philippines.
FILIPINA-(medyo naasar) ahhh!!..wi du da seym ting!!(we do
the same thing)..
US NAVY-really??How??
FILIPINA-In the PHILIPPINES We do not throw USED CONDOMS.
US NAVY-Hah???Why?????
FILIPINA-We make bubble gums from those,and send it to
United States.
US NAVY-PWAAAAA!!!!(sabay luwa ng bubble gum).

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Technology / WORST VIRUS EVER --- CNN ANNOUNCED
« on: September 06, 2007, 09:13:02 PM »
A new virus has just been discovered that has been classified by Microsoft ! As the most destructive ever. This virus discovered yesterday afternoon by McAfee simply destroys Sector Zero from the hard disk, where vital information for its functioning are stored.
This virus acts in the following manner: It sends itself automatically to all contacts on your list with the it tle: "A Card for You".

As soon as the supposed virtual card is opened the computer freezes so that the user has to reboot. When the ctrl+alt+ del keys or the reset button are pressed, the virus destroys Sector Zero, thus permanently destroying the hard disk. Yesterday in just a few hours this virus caused panic in New York , according to news broadcast by CNN.

This alert was received by an employee of Microsoft itse lf. So don't open any mails with subject: "A Virtual Card for You." As soon as you get the mail, delete it !! Even if you know the sender !!!

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