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Kon anaa ka sa Aircon nga sakyanan
o Aircon nga meeting room.
Unya dili na kapugngan nimo.
Ibuhagay ba nimo ang imong baho kaayo nga utot?

Kon iutot jod nimo.
Magsaba ka ba nga ikaw nangutot?

Naa ra ba to'y pananglitan nga nag-ingon, "i utot na, kay ug dili, ma sapi sa doktor"

Quote from: gwargz on November 10, 2009, 05:38:43 PM
Kon anaa ka sa Aircon nga sakyanan
o Aircon nga meeting room.
Unya dili na kapugngan nimo.
Ibuhagay ba nimo ang imong baho kaayo nga utot?

Kon iutot jod nimo.
Magsaba ka ba nga ikaw nangutot?

Inig human ug pangutot dili magsaba unya moingon ka ug kinsa may nangutot intawon Ikaw ba? pa deny deny ang effect ba. Kuyaw jud ning utot nga SBD(silent but deadly)

Bwahaha. Abi kay nahilom na ang thread bahin sa bahog ilok, utot na pud!

 A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I
have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me
too much.  My flatulence never smells and it is always
silent.  As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times
since I've been here in your office.

You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and
are silent."

The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to
see me next week."

The next week the lady comes back.  "Doctor," she says, "I
don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts...
although still silent...stink terribly."

The doctor says, "Good!!! Now that we've cleared up your
sinuses, let's work on your hearing."

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 10, 2009, 10:07:36 PM
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I
have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me
too much.  My flatulence never smells and it is always
silent.  As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times
since I've been here in your office.

You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and
are silent."

The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to
see me next week."

The next week the lady comes back.  "Doctor," she says, "I
don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts...
although still silent...stink terribly."

The doctor says, "Good!!! Now that we've cleared up your
sinuses, let's work on your hearing."

nyahahhaha.....unsa gani to Bai Hubs?

Quote from: bugsay on November 10, 2009, 10:13:14 PM

nyahahhaha.....unsa gani to Bai Hubs?

Bwahaha. Bay Bugs, ayawg kompyansa kon mosakay kag bus diha.

Sa kabaho sa utot niadtong nagsakay sa bus, miambak ko
ug niana, nakita nako ninyo. Sa una kamot ra man to nako.
Karon dagway na pod sa pobreng Loonanon. Cheers! Kapatid!

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 10, 2009, 10:27:41 PM
Bwahaha. Bay Bugs, ayawg kompyansa kon mosakay kag bus diha.

Sa pagka tinuod lang bai Hubs, ka usa ra gyud tawon ko nakasakay ug bus diri...sa pila na katuig ug kumbati....hehehe

Aw, e, kay ngano diay tuod nga di man ko mokompyansa? ...

Quote from: gwargz on November 10, 2009, 10:46:23 PM
Sa kabaho sa utot niadtong nagsakay sa bus, miambak ko
ug niana, nakita nako ninyo. Sa una kamot ra man to nako.
Karon dagway na pod sa pobreng Loonanon. Cheers! Kapatid!

Kining kamot ni bai Gwargz pagbantay mo kay nagsalibwag na nis iyang utot.

Bay Bugs, pahuwama ko anang usa ka bugsay kay amoy akong
i-paddle aning palautot nako nga amigo.

Quote from: gwargz on November 10, 2009, 10:51:46 PM
Bay Bugs, pahuwama ko anang usa ka bugsay kay amoy akong
i-paddle aning palautot nako nga amigo.

sorry kaayo bai Gwargz, kay ang usa gi airfreight na nako paingon ni bai Hubs, gamiton daw niya pang bunal sa batak-batak. ;

Quote from: bugsay on November 10, 2009, 10:46:50 PM
Sa pagka tinuod lang bai Hubs, ka usa ra gyud tawon ko nakasakay ug bus diri...sa pila na katuig ug kumbati....hehehe

Aw, e, kay ngano diay tuod nga di man ko mokompyansa? ...

Aw, abi gud naho naay diperensya imong hearing, basin di ka kadungog kon naay mangutot!

Or, basin magtuo ka nga silent imong utot, bwahaha.

Quote from: bugsay on November 10, 2009, 10:54:35 PM
sorry kaayo bai Gwargz, kay ang usa gi airfreight na nako paingon ni bai Hubs, gamiton daw niya pang bunal sa batak-batak. ;

Para ang batak-batak mapiyapi unja ahong ibuwad, isagol sa baligja nga boneless danggit!

Nahinumdom tawon ko's estorya sa akong pinangga nga Amahan.
Sa nag-edad pa sila ug 11 or 12 years old di pa sila mauwaw nga way ipok.

Karon kay nauso lagi ning pakalitan kag utot nga idul-it gyud ang lubot.....pag utot bitaw sa akong papa kay igit man ang nigawas.......nabungkag silang tanan...naglukdo tawon ug igit ang iyang amigo...

Quote from: bugsay on November 10, 2009, 11:09:54 PM
Nahinumdom tawon ko's estorya sa akong pinangga nga Amahan.
Sa nag-edad pa sila ug 11 or 12 years old di pa sila mauwaw nga way ipok.

Karon kay nauso lagi ning pakalitan kag utot nga idul-it gyud ang lubot.....pag utot bitaw sa akong papa kay igit man ang nigawas.......nabungkag silang tanan...naglukdo tawon ug igit ang iyang amigo...

Hahahahaha ! Igeeet ! Orange color. Hahahaha !

hahaha perting katawa nako sa imong story bugs. It's a misfortune when you fart but s*** instead.

Sa high school pa pud ko fourth year officer ko sa CAT.Karon permi man jud ning officer magformation. Unya one time akong kauban officer si Eduardo nagpakatok ug pangutot perting kusuga loud but harmless.Perti namong pangatawa unya kini si Glen nanag ing nangutot pud siya.Pagkaclear sa sound sa utot ing sunod ang brown fog ug didto nabungkag among formation . Gi punish san si Glen kami wala kay perti unbearable man jud tong bahua mao nanagan mi palayo.Basin gani juicy pa to sa ilawom.

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on November 11, 2009, 04:54:53 AM
hahaha perting katawa nako sa imong story bugs. It's a misfortune when you fart but s*** instead.

Sa high school pa pud ko fourth year officer ko sa CAT.Karon permi man jud ning officer magformation. Unya one time akong kauban officer si Eduardo nagpakatok ug pangutot perting kusuga loud but harmless.Perti namong pangatawa unya kini si Glen nanag ing nangutot pud siya.Pagkaclear sa sound sa utot ing sunod ang brown fog ug didto nabungkag among formation . Gi punish san si Glen kami wala kay perti unbearable man jud tong bahua mao nanagan mi palayo.Basin gani juicy pa to sa ilawom.

bwahaha, gipakapinan sab diay ug unod...

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 10, 2009, 10:07:36 PM
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I
have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me
too much.  My flatulence never smells and it is always
silent.  As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times
since I've been here in your office.

You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and
are silent."

The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to
see me next week."

The next week the lady comes back.  "Doctor," she says, "I
don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts...
although still silent...stink terribly."

The doctor says, "Good!!! Now that we've cleared up your
sinuses, let's work on your hearing."

hahahaha
pastilan utot maglumba ra man me sa  ahong banana  labi na buntag sayo moot lang ko kay moingon ahong bugoy basta makadungog nga mangutot ko ingon dajon mommy i think you have a diaper frog you have to go to the bathroom and pooh hahaha

Akong amiga nagsakay ug jeep sa Cebu.
Nagutot siya. Gidungan lang niya sa Music
sa jeep ug sa libaong nga dalan para
di madunggan.

Pero nangatawa man hinoon ang mga pasahero.
Katawa lang pod daw siya.
Pagbaba niya, Pwerteng pangatawa sa mga pasahero.
Ug diha pa siya nakahinumdom nga nag-Walk Man
diay siya.

(Wala pay Ipod kaniadto. Sony WalkMan sikat kaayo.)

ang kuyaw lang kong napiit ang utot nya mo taghoy hahhahha

I  pasangil  na  lang sa  iring...kana kon  naa..kon  dili  sa  iro ...he..he..he.. kon  imo  ra  ba nga ipiton...moratatat...mohapit  pa  sa  laing  lugar...mosamot  hinuon  kabaho!! ;DMuahahahahahaha!

Quote from: indaymen50 on November 13, 2009, 11:30:08 AM
I  pasangil  na  lang sa  iring...kana kon  naa..kon  dili  sa  iro ...he..he..he.. kon  imo  ra  ba nga ipiton...moratatat...mohapit  pa  sa  laing  lugar...mosamot  hinuon  kabaho!! ;DMuahahahahahaha!

great answer heheheh

Quote from: www.boholtalk.com on December 18, 2009, 11:20:26 PM
great answer heheheh

Nasakpan  ko  no???

kabaho sa thread UTOT.

daghan ra ba nag lagut aning naka dawat ug utot labi na adtong utot nga mo istambay jud sa ilong ug dugay dugay hmp!, ug daghan pod nalipay sa mga nagpabuhagay kay nawa ang hangin sa ilahang tijan.

 

hahaha!!!...utot walay sama

Hahaha..poot poot..ako ra ning gi labay labayannga thread,kaingon ko ug ang sulod ani is UTot maka ayo sa palnet earth,question man diay ug mo tug-an ba nga ikaw ang nangutot. Naa may utot ngadi baho,kanang bag-o ka nagkapagawas,but bahojud ang utot ug dili paka nakapagawas. Ug ing-ani nga di na jud kapugngan, mo sampong nalng kog apil nya di lang magsaba kay ulaw baya.haahhaha.

How  about  if  you  are  purdoy...baho  pa  ka  sa  UTOT!!!!

Ngano man nga naa may UTOT?

Aron dili  malilong  sa toxic  nga  baho  ang  lawas...labina  karon  nga  uso  and  high  fiber  diet..

Flatulence is the expulsion through the rectum of a mixture of gases that are byproducts of the digestion process of mammals and other animals. The mixture of gases is known as flatus ...

Composition of flatus ... · Mechanism of action · Causes · Remedies
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatulence · Wikipedia on Bing

Look  what  I  found.....ha! Ha! Ha!

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Bwahaha.

Indaymen, pwerte nakong kahimuot.
Nga naa diay diaper, awww, salaan para sa utot.
Hehehehe.

naa na diay filter para sa utot, bisag naa pod ni sijay odor flavor: estroberi, orenj, grips, byabas, or mangga ba. 

Quote from: vhinz08 on March 04, 2010, 02:02:34 PM
naa na diay filter para sa utot, bisag naa pod ni sijay odor flavor: estroberi, orenj, grips, byabas, or mangga ba. 

Bwahaha. Nangka flavor ang ahong gusto, Bay Vhinz!

mas maghinam ko sa garlic flavored durian.  super!

Quote from: islander on March 04, 2010, 10:38:27 PM
mas maghinam ko sa garlic flavored durian.  super!

Bwahaha. Unsa kaha kon sweet flavor, sweet as in







sweet potato!

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 04, 2010, 10:07:51 PM
Bwahaha. Nangka flavor ang ahong gusto, Bay Vhinz!

Hala  kana  ang flavor  mora  ug  naay  gihapitan....ha..ha..ha..!!

Quote from: hubag bohol on March 04, 2010, 10:07:51 PM
Bwahaha. Nangka flavor ang ahong gusto, Bay Vhinz!

Mahilig kas nangka bay hubs hap. basig sige unja kag sunod sunod sa hangin kay nanimahog nangka. hahahahaha

bay hubs ajaw namo ug kaon aning pagkaona, kay maka ba-ug ni sija.


ba-ug UTOT. ajejejejeje 

Lami  man  nang  camote...

Quote from: indaymen50 on March 05, 2010, 12:29:51 AM
Lami  man  nang  camote...

lami bitaw indaymen pero maka ba-ug lagi.

Kana  pod  white radish...baho  pa  sa  utot  pero  lami  man..

Quote from: indaymen50 on March 05, 2010, 12:29:51 AM
Lami  man  nang  camote...

Lami, unja healthy pa jud--healthy para sa lawas pero dili healthy para sa moduol kay ma sarin gas attack!

Naa na  may  GasX  para   dili ta   malifong  sa  toxic  gas...LOL!!

thanks for the tip on the flatulence deodorizer pad, indaymen50 (pure gold baya kanang 50).  tabangi kuno kog pangita ug deodorizer pad nga naay pataban nga silencer.  ang baho, mahimo ipasumangil sa atong tapad o atbang o sa luyo o sa baki nga naa sa atong duol, apan ang tingog di ikalimod.  makauuwaw gajod.  naa koy higala nga gakinahanglag silencer fit for a bazooka.  remember, sa baho makadagan tag palayo, apan ang tingog mogukod kanato.  

p.s.  mahimo ba kahang i-gift ang flatulence deodorizer pad?  kun bisan kinsang taga-tb makadawat, malipay ba kaha ug ipadayag sa tibuok tb world?  say n'yo?  laing tigmo, lalaki ba o babaye ang line drawing model sa flatulence deodorizer pad?  (shown in an earlier post courtesy of indaymen50.)         

Kon  ako  imong taga-an...I  will  gladly  get  it  with  open  arms...ha..ha..ha...on the  other  hand..sa  silencer  side  morag, pwede  na siguro  and  Kegel exercises aron  nga  mapugngan  ang  explosion  kon  naay  daghang  tawo..hangtod  makakita  ug suok para  ibuga and   lagim!! Muahahahaha!

Nganong nia man sa Beautiful Pictures ni nga thread? Daghan ra bang nanumpay, ay... 

Quote from: hubag bohol on February 04, 2011, 05:16:44 PM
Nganong nia man sa Beautiful Pictures ni nga thread? Daghan ra bang nanumpay, ay... 

Nahibung pod bitaw ko jamo may picture sa utot.    tingali´g maka produce ka ani ug picture bay hubs aron dili err na thread.   

Quote from: vhinz08 on February 07, 2011, 10:20:30 PM
Nahibung pod bitaw ko jamo may picture sa utot.    tingali´g maka produce ka ani ug picture bay hubs aron dili err na thread.   

Mao ra jud ni ahong nakit-an nga beautiful picture sa utot, Bay Vhinz...

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