LOL!!!
ajaw i-expose ahong tekret oyyy.

Reminded me of a Nun Joke:
Diha daw usa ka piniriso nga lake (jailbreak a.k.a. Bay Hubs) nga nakapuga sa prisohan. After so many hours and miles of running away wala nay kadaganan ang maong prisoner so he decided to enter a NUN-nery kay safe daw didto (last resort). When he was inside the convent (monastery) he had to use their bathroom kay di na jud mada. Super-kais-on na. And so he did... but... he forgot to put the toilet seat down after use. The next day somebody reported to the Mother Superior about the toilet seat incident. So the Mother Sperior made the announcement, "It has been called to my attention that a male person has infiltrated our monastery... kamo tanan madre I want you to go down the 1F aisle and line up there. Huboa inyo mga panty but wear your habits, kay duna tay himoong inspection"
One by one the sisters lined up didto sa 1F aisle wearing only their habit but without any underwear. Everyone has to inspected by the Mother Superior herself. According to Mother Superior dapat ila daw iwalis ang "habit" and say her respective name. And so the nuns obliged.
Nun 1: (Nagwalis sa iyang habito) I'm Sor Theresa!
Nun 2: (Nagwalis pod sa iyaha) I'm Sor Bernadette!
Nun 3: (Nagwalis pod sa iyang habito) I'm Sor Bambi!
Nun 4: (Nauwaw pero walis pod siya) I'm Sor Kerstin!
Nun 5: (Naglagot pero nagwalis lang gehapon) I'm Sor Isle!
Nun 6: (Kawalison-di apan sugo man si Mother S) I'm Sor Raquel!
And so on... kutob Nun # 15
Sa hapit na moabot sa katapusan nakulbaan na si Bay Hubs nga puga kay basin mabuking siya...
Sa duol na si Mother Superior mi walis siya sa iyang habito and shout...
Preso: Sor Prise!!!

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