Women should not have children after 35. Really ... 35 children are enough.
Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at bowling alleys.
After all is said and done, usually more is said than done.
"No one ever says "It's only a game," when their team is winning."
I gave my son a hint. On his room door I put a sign: "CHECKOUT TIME IS 18"
The next time you feel like complaining, remember: Your garbage disposal probably eats better than thirty percent of the people in this world.
Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.
I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me here.
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?'
Sign In Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea ..."
Dyslexia means never having to say that you're yrros.
I see your IQ test results were negative.
Regular naps prevent old age ... especially if you take them while driving.
The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
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