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« on: January 17, 2013, 10:46:59 AM »
Becoming a teacher - Are you qualified?


The Good Lord was creating teachers. It was his 6th day of 'overtime' and He knew that this was a tremendous responsibility for teachers would touch the lives of so many impressionable young children. An angel appeared to Him and said, "You are taking a long time to figure this one out".

"Yes," said the Lord, "but have you read the specs on this order?"

Teacher

Must stand above all students, yet be on their level

Must be able to do 180 things not connected with the subjects being taught


Must run on coffee and leftovers


Must communicate vital knowledge to all students daily and be right most of the time


Must have more time for others than for themselves


Must have a smile that can endure pay cuts, problematic children and worried parents


Must go on teaching when parents question every move and others aren't supportive


Must have 6 pairs of hands

"Six pairs of hands," said the angel, "that's impossible".

"Well," said the Lord, "it's not the hands that are the problem. It's the three pairs of eyes that are presenting the most difficulty!"

The angel looked incredulous, "Three pairs of eyes… on a standard model?"

The Lord nodded his head, "One pair can see a student for what he is and not what others have labeled him as. Another pair of eyes is in the back of the teacher's head to see what shouldn't be seen, but what must be known. The eyes in the front are only to look at the child as he/she 'acts out' in order to reflect, "I understand and believe I still believe in you", without so much as saying a word to the child."

"Lord," said the angel, "this is a very large project and I think you should work on it tomorrow".

"I can't", said the Lord, "for I have come very close to creating something much like Myself. I have one that comes to work when he/she is sick… teaches a class of students that don't want to learn… has a special place in his/her heart for children who aren't their own… understands the struggles of those who have difficulty… never takes the students for granted… "

The angel looked closely at the model the Lord was creating. "It's too soft-hearted," said the angel.

"Yes", said the Lord, "but also tough. You can't imagine what this teacher can endure or do, if necessary".

"Can this teacher think?" asked the angel.

"Not only think," said the Lord, "but reason and compromise".

The angel came closer to have a better look at the model and ran his finger over the teacher's cheek. "Well Lord," said the angel, "your job looks fine, but there's a leak. I told you that you were putting too much into this model. You can't imagine the stress that will be placed upon the teacher."

The Lord moved closer and lifted the drop of moisture from the teacher's cheek. It shone and glistened in the light. "It's not a leak," He said, "It's a tear".

"A tear? What's that?" asked the angel, "What is a tear for?"

The Lord replied with great thought, "It's for the joy and pride of seeing a child accomplish even the smallest task. It's for the loneliness of children who have a hard time to fit in and it's for the compassion for the feelings of their parents. It comes from the pain of not being able to reach some children and the disappointment those children feels in themselves. It comes often when a teacher has been with a class for a year and must say goodbye to those students and get ready to welcome a new class."

"My," said the angel, "the tear is a great idea… you're a genius!!"

The Lord looked somber, "I didn't put it there…"



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« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2013, 10:57:59 AM »
Thank you for this Engr. Votives. Na touch ko sa story... The teachers' love and dedication for work, for their students and community are beyond priceless.

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« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2013, 11:04:55 AM »
welcome neth... teacher man diay ka noh.... ako pud nakasuway og teach college student lang.... nagamit akong experience sa Masteral, bisan og kadiyot ra to kay substitute ra ko sa instructor nga na digrasya, daghan ko og nakat-unan unya nakaingon pud ko nga dili ko angayan mag maestro kay dali man ko ma in love sa akong estudyante oi..:)

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« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2013, 11:14:01 AM »
hahahaha mao na ron.. It's a big no gyud baya ng teacher-student relationship.. nakateach man pod ko sub lang gihapon sa private kindergarten school... taas na pasensya gyud ang kelangan.. in the middle of your teaching, naa'y mohilak lang ug kalit, naa'y magsigeg gawas gawas, naa'y magsigeg katawa, mosiyagit. Mao ng ang kindergarten teacher dapat kabalo modiskarte unsa buhaton para ang atensyon sa mga bata mafocus sa iya.. Ang mga way pasensya nga teacher, mao ng mangasaba ug mamunal which is dili gyud dapat. Naa man gyud bata nga kulit kaayo tapos mawad-an ug pasensya ang teacher pero dapat dili gyud bunalan or pasakitan ang bata..

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« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2013, 12:05:02 PM »
it's a big no gyud basta kindergarten imong gitudluan... but it's a big yes gyud basta college studs ang gitudluan.... sila paman gani mag una2x usahay, may gani wala jud ko padala :)

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« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2013, 01:38:04 PM »
dali lang man nimo i-deal ang mga college na or even high school.. respeto lang gud then you can be friends with them outside but of course naa'y limitations ang friendship.. ikaw pa rin ang teacher nila hehehe... ingon ana man ko sa akong mga students kadtong nagpart time ko sa vocational school... friends nako sila outside then students inside the room.. hehehehe

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« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2013, 01:52:01 PM »
yes ma'am....

kahinumdum man pud ta ani during school days pa nato... inig pamauli
mag pray dayon ta then moingon...

goodbye teacher jenneth...
goodbye classmates
goodbye sweepers....
c u tomorrow...
:)

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« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2013, 01:54:47 PM »
sweet man pod na paminawn especially mga little kids... tapos pag dagko na Miss Jenneth heheheheh dili na uso ng goodbye sweepers oi hehehehe

sa panahon karon, uso na ng mga teacher aide. ang mga ginikanan ang nagapasweldo ana... of course, gisabutan na nila nga maghire bago magsugod ang klase.. mao na na'y tig sa mga bata.. tiglimpyo, tig-ilo hehehehe para ma lessen work sa teacher..

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« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2013, 02:16:03 PM »
bitaw pareha sa akong daughter gwapa kaau ilang teacher aide layo ra kaau ilang teacher.... mayta pahawaon ang teacher, ang aide nalang mopuli...:)

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« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2013, 02:20:32 PM »
adto na lang ka sa teacher aide Engr... hehehe bitaw seriously speaking/typing, dili pwede ang teacher aide motudlo in case nga wala ang teacher... bawal gyud na.. ang work ana is pure aide / assistant sa pupils ug teacher.. dili siya pwede mo teach gyud... hehehe

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« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2013, 02:22:22 PM »
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« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2013, 02:35:13 PM »
ngek...wala man ko nagteach ron.. office girl ko karon hehehehe

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« Reply #12 on: January 17, 2013, 02:37:43 PM »
office boy mansd ko... so, bagay ra... puedi maulaw??:)

dili naman ko tao karon oi sa dihang nahibaw-an nako na bagay ta...;)

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« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2013, 02:39:34 PM »
aw correction office woman diay ko... hehehehe dili ka tao? unsa na diay ka karon Engr.? hahahah

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« Reply #14 on: January 17, 2013, 02:48:01 PM »
mutant na tungod nimu... :)
correction pud... office man diay...

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« Reply #15 on: January 17, 2013, 02:55:51 PM »
unsang klaseng mutant? kanang mawala sa sarili kung makakita ug babaye? hehehehe ;D

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« Reply #16 on: January 17, 2013, 03:02:05 PM »
murag ingon anah jud labi na pareha ka sexy nimu;)

kahinumdum ko bah sa akong classmate pag high school about aning teacher...
nag kita baghuay lang kuyog iyang asawa..
iya ko gipa ila2x ingon dayon cya nako...
tives, akong asawa si argentina...
ingon pud... bai rome musta.. namninyo na diay ka..
tubag nya... uu tives bag-uhay pa...
tives: unsay trabaho niya bai may jud ka mamali dah..
jerome: teacher ni cya tives...
tives:asa cya nag teach......
jerome: teacher bah naa nay grade 1 daan....

haha angkan diay iyang asawa....

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« Reply #17 on: January 17, 2013, 03:08:15 PM »
toink... aw dili pa siya naa na siya instant anak.. ;D

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« Reply #18 on: January 17, 2013, 03:11:12 PM »
if love gyud diay nimu... imo gyud diay pakaslan bisan pa og naa nay anak....
hopefully naa pay magpakasal naku bisan og angkan naka...:)

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« Reply #19 on: January 17, 2013, 03:20:28 PM »
kung mo higugma ka sa usa ka tao.. ayaw higugma-a ang iyang good side apila ug gugma ang iyang evil side kay kanang iyang evil side, pwede mana mausab sa dinugay ninyong uban.. dawata siya kung unsa siya hehehehe.. (mora pod ko'y korek da!) ;D

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« Reply #20 on: January 17, 2013, 03:25:04 PM »
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« Reply #21 on: January 17, 2013, 03:28:57 PM »
bitaw, lisud pangitaon ng lalaki nga dawaton ka kung unsa gyud ka.. kasagaran karon ngita man ug seksi, gwapa aron i-display sa mga friends nila.. hehehehe mao gyud ng maobserbahan nako ba..

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« Reply #22 on: January 17, 2013, 03:33:30 PM »
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« Reply #23 on: January 17, 2013, 03:35:34 PM »
ingon gani ko kasagaran.. wala man nako gi generalize hehehehehe

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« Reply #24 on: January 17, 2013, 03:36:18 PM »
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« Reply #25 on: January 17, 2013, 03:38:03 PM »
mao pod lisud pangitaon tong gusto nako nga lalaki heheheh

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« Reply #26 on: January 17, 2013, 03:38:56 PM »
ayaw nalag pangita paabuta nalang...

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« Reply #27 on: January 17, 2013, 03:39:52 PM »
aw maayo man pod ng mangita ko panagsa kay basin matiguwang nako ug sige'g paabot hahahahahhah

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« Reply #28 on: January 17, 2013, 03:45:32 PM »
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