A Muslim man died and when he arrived in Paradise, he was met by the great Prophet Moses, who showed him around.
They saw all the beautiful trees, and met with many other Muslims. By and by, they came across a large Temple with a giant throne, encrusted in jewels. All around it stood massive soldiers, and around them darted many happy-faced children.
"Who are they?" asked the Muslim man.
"They are the Children of Israel," said Moses. "They have come to Paradise and received what they sought--triumph, strength and recognition."
The Muslim man nodded, and on they went. Next they came across a large meadow filled with people of many different backgrounds, all sitting happily and eating a giant Potluck dinner.
"Who are they?" asked the Muslim man.
"They are the Unitarian Universalists. They came to Paradise and found peace and harmony among all people."
The Muslim man smiled, and on the went. By and by they came across a giant white fence, with a large sign: "Do not Enter".
"Who are they?" asked the Muslim man, with a frown.
"Oh, them?" answered Moses. "Those are the Christians." Then he bent down and whispered into the Muslim man's ear, "They think they're the only ones here".

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